Of Beasts & Bones racks up another stellar review

That was some high level ball right there. One half in and this Finals match up is delivering.

Hear me out #writersky It’s CNF summer. Gonna build new writing muscles and avoid obsessing about my novel queries. This is what I call self-help

First candidate to run on legalizing loosies has my vote for life

Hot damn do I hate querying. A big exercise in people talking past each other

Maybe I need to loosen up. Write some absurd shit. Leave the swampy business end of the writing world. Shake off all these notions of agents and publishers and just let it rip without concern for silly consequences like publication or esteem. Maybe that will fix me #writersky

Officially in a query rejection spiral

Been digging this band. They sound like if the smiths were raised on YouTube and Ritalin open.spotify.com/track/6h3r7L...

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Observation from last nights spurs win: cowboy hats at basketball games look unnatural

Unsubtle reminder to pick up your copy of Of Beasts & Bones from @robinknabel.bsky.social and check out my story “The Whistler of the Woods” a.co/d/07io3bR0

More love for Of Beasts & Bones and my story “The Whistler of the Woods”

i have murdered the man standing up in the meeting and buried his body in a shallow grave deep in the forest

May is mental health awareness month, so talk to your shrinks, you pussies

If anyone needs me, I’ll be at the Lazy Diamond

How bout some fuzzy Aussie shoegaze for your afternoon? open.spotify.com/track/1gfeRl...

THE INTERNS | Upmarket | 95K An idealistic American law intern uncovers corruption in the Geneva-based NGO founded by her legal hero and must discover the depths of deceit before it’s too late to save her mentor, her friends…and her own life. CODED JUSTICE X MY OXFORD YEAR #questpit #Q #A #T #NA

FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS: Two twenty somethings are the last to know they’re wrong for each other. Think GOOD MATERIAL with an American sense of humor and a narrator hellbent on breaking the fourth wall. #QuestPit #Q #RomCom

Thrilled my story “The Whistler of the Woods” is in Of Beasts & Bones from the brilliant @robinknabel.bsky.social When I was a kid my aunt used the specter of Freddy Krueger to keep my cousin in line. That very cousin used a similar scare tactic on her daughter. That’s where this story comes from

I’ve got a story in here too

The creatures & cryptic are coming. You have 3 days to prepare for a monster menagerie that is hell-bent on creating chaos & fear. Are you ready? They are . . . Of Beasts & Bones - coming April 28th: ebook, paperback, & hardcover formats 📚 Pre-orders available now 😱 tinyurl.com/OfBeastsandB...

Still wild to me I have a story in this

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Do you like ghost stories? Check out my upcoming contribution to Of Beasts and Bones from @robinknabel.bsky.social available 4/28. Pre-order ebooks here: a.co/d/0ejPZXOp

Read one interview with Melissa etheridge LAST WEEK and I’ve been singing “come to my window” ever since. This, my friends, is the power of suggestion

Haven’t seen a crowd this out on sami Zayn in forever #SmackDown

Unlikely but fun: What if Orton has been on the phone with Killer Kross and Kross’s departure has been one epic work? #wwe #smackdown

Spotted in the wilds of North Carolina

Old people are too comfortable with public speakerphone

There’s a war on and I, for one, won’t let the robots write about the absurdity of the suburbs. That’s my turf

Imagine going back in time to film the Gettysburg address and finding out Lincoln sounds like Larry the Cable Guy

New deer tick = a good day at the dive bar. Enjoy the tasty melody open.spotify.com/track/0KPIi7...

Those who get alligator arms when it’s time to take responsibility reach across the ocean when it’s time to take credit

Not to be a judgy bastard but…if you say “whenever” instead of “when” I question if you’re capable of adding two and two

In steady rotation at the dive bar of my mind youtu.be/-WjBvrgndCI?...

Look at that cover

An executive at his wits’ end 👔 A dive bar with a secret 🍸 A classic board game 🎲 See how they thread together in my weirdo fiction “The Challenger,” publishing soon in The Nonsense Realm thenonsenserealmmagazine.substack.com

Nothing inspires me to write my ass off and leave cubicle land like a product launch meeting

Sharing a scrap of today’s writing im proud of: “For there is no greater waste of film than a photograph of any ordinary man.” #writersky #writingcommunity

Jacob Fatu is the realest #wwe #snme

Hoping judgment day wins this tag title match #wwe

Got a story acceptable today! Details to come. ANNNND I start a writing intensive tonight. BIG THINGS POPPIN #writersky #writingcommunity

#writersky peeps: it sounds intuitive and I understand not everybody is free to do this but hot damn nothing does wonders for my focus like having my body in one room and my phone in another

Coming April 28. Featuring a stellar line up of authors and “the whistler of the woods” by yours truly. Pre-order today www.amazon.com/Beasts-Bones...

🚨🚨WIP now north of 80K and we’re in the home stretch. Full draft by February. WHAAAAAT #writersky #writingcommunity

Take it from me, a man of discerning tastes, every episode of “the lowdown” delivers

Make it viral.

Whether this means GOAT or goat im here for it

Left my soul on the treadmill #orangetheory #fitnesssky

Played some serious hero ball at the grocery this morning. Grabbed egg nog, Christmas dinner. This must be how Robert horry felt sinking treys in the finals