Some back-of-the-napkin calculations, & I reckon this US war in Iran is gonna end up costing me close to $5000 by the end of 2026. And I live on the southern tip of Africa 🙃 Thanks, USA. Appreciate it. Nice one.

Lucky you guys had DOGE huh?

You mean it's still open? 😂

"I bless the rains down in Africa"? Bro, your band had never been to Africa. Bless your own rains. I don't want your blessings for my rains. Who do you think you are?

I would like to cancel my plans today and will be happy to take Goose to the park 🥹

😂😂😂

🎯🎯🎯

This is the shit I was talking about. Fuck these people.

Chelsea and Man City have been a stain on the PL for decades now. Every single one of their titles should have asterisks attached.

Iran is trolling Trump again. Hard. This is what happens when global politics becomes reality TV.

Jon Root sounds like the kind of guy who'd throw a beer can at Rory McIlroy's wife.

It's funny that there are still people who think Trump won't announce something because it isn't true.

Do you think Americans know quite how much damage they've done to the lives of the rest of us?

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

I see AI art, I block AI art. It's a simple rule.

Because he's a piece of shit.

Oh shut up.

Genuinely, I'm so tired of talking about human rights as a "movement". It's not a fucking movement. It's an inalienable right granted a human because they exist.

Good. Fuck this guy. Trump, come get ur boy - he's not welcome here.

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

Incompetence at the level of Treason

Ugh, and Audacity is the shittest piece of software in existence. Problem is that there is no single/multi-track wav editor anywhere to rival Audition, sadly. Midi-based DAWs you have loads of options. For audio-only there's nothing else to compare. I would *love* something else as an option.

Umm, no. There is no "accepting" an "honest mistake" that dropped a tomahawk onto 170 school girls. Fuck you, Bulwark.

TSOH moves 20m barrels a day. A truck can carry 150 - 250 barrels of oil. That distance is 570 kms. That's only 100k trucks, doing 1100kms a day!! Every day!! Oh thank god! Problem solved! We are saved!! 🤩

Delicious. And the worst people you know are all up in arms about it. Doubly delicious. Rich-people-tears is the new Dubai Chocolate.

Mark really is a fucking moron, huh?

This is an incredible example of racism in action: "So something about the holocaust is DEI and must be banned? Yes, it's focused on one cultural group..." SCUM.

lol

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Solar is the way.

I 👏 don't 👏 care 👏

Americans in the quote replies all like "omg don't be mean to us we didn't do this", as if their pedo-President's actions aren't impacting everyone else on the planet as well. White SA'ns deserved it when the group was criticised. Much younger Germans suffered the nazi jokes for decades. Cope.

Immense season from an immense team 🔴⚪️

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

Messi is a fucking loser.

The rest of us in the world have heard about it extensively. Just saying...

I HAVE MY FIRST FIRDAY NIGHT AT HOME IN 2026 TONIGHT!!!! 😍 I am going to sit on my couch, in comfy pants, and watch a movie, or something. I am VERY excited. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

"Hey Claude, where should I drop my bombs?" ^^ is an INSANE THING TO DO.

#TeamDucky Down with flamingoes!

You know how easy the world could be? You send some cops to pick up the pedos, drive them away. You lock them up. You pass laws to break up big tech. Then you spend money on healthcare, housing and infrastructure. You pay teachers and nurses well. And then everyone can carry on with their day.

Big yikes

I demand that this Arsenal team be labelled 'The Unbearables' once we've wrapped up the title.

Just come from the gym - mega heartratemaxxing, no cap. Bussin sesh. All my boxing opps huge L today. Little bit ohio, but came through massive sigma chad aura. Lethal rizzler unc era fully locked in. Gyat!

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

ARSENAL ARE WINNING THE LEAGUE!!!!!!!!

I think I'm going to use Claude or something to vibecode a new standard computer OS. It's time Microslop got some competition.

Pls. That is a cookie. Please only post dogs.

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

Someone lock this man up for the good of the world.