Hold me responsible, chat. I'm going to work toward losing 1 lb a week for at most a year starting today. I'll worry about strength training later, but I'm going for a combination of cardio, dietary changes (more fiber), and calorie counting. Nothing inventive but it doesn't have to be anyway.

Xoshiro is Riosho's Nobody.

Why are bots liking my previous post all of a sudden? Except @save-state-society.bsky.social. They cool.

Do people really not understand that increased development costs in video games stems from increased fidelity? How else would you explain it?

oh yeah, in terms of good news- I haven't seen anyone talking about this??? In short- worst case scenario of 4C warming by 2100 is no longer possible, new worst-case is 2.8C now DOES NOT MEAN we just relax- the only way we got here is through hard work- but it means THE HARD WORK IS WORKING

Mr Trillionaire took it all and is just hoarding it. There's literally no money left

If I were a billionaire or close enough to one, I'd do more interesting things than buy yachts and healthcare companies and boring shit like that that only hurts people ultimately. I have an idea of making FOSS games by hiring college graduates so they get both experience AND good pay.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♫ ♫ It's witchcraft ♩ ♩ You knoooow... ♬

mail carrier by day, ninja by night

obviously the only thing that can be done about Walf's barren back-of-head is to give it floof

Traced-over AI "art" when you already know how to draw...

Yesterday at work, someone approached me asking where she could "make your own meal." Apparently, "make your own meal" is a trend or something stupid on Tiktok or whatever. I don't care. The first thought that I had to stop from ejecting from my mouth was, "A kitchen." Cooking food is not a trend!

Always remember: a watched poop never coils.

Credit: www.youtube.com/@Gray_Walf

Should I get a Switch 2 or a PS5 for the Ocarina of Time remake?

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

I wish him all three.

Huh. New Spyro game.

Oh God. I just thought of something awful. You know how girls masturbate by flicking the bean? You know how The Clapper works? Combine them with a lamp. She'd have a seizure. I swear, I only think of these things when I'm watching Vinny Vinesauce.

suffering sisyphus

Almost forgot. Found this wicker chair at an intersection next to a traffic signal. How are these things getting here? Who's putting them here?! Florida's a fucking mystery, I tell you.

What? Huh??

I laughed at this for a solid minute. Just perfect execution. Oh man...

Good Lord, our apartment manager is an idiot. This isn't even the first time she's done this.

These Bond film titles are getting weird...

I remember when $10 could fill a tank.

Well, this weekend sucked dick.

1. "1 minutes?!" Really, Microsoft? This is like first-year, grade school programming shit. How'd you pull that off? 2. It took like 45 minutes.

"Preparing to recycle" Oh my God, Windows. Are you serious? Is this comedy? Is Windows a clown OS?

Switzerland 🇨🇭

Silly group meme doodle with the rescue team for fun~ #MuriPokeArt #MuriNeedsArt

There's something immensely calming about this. Like, even something as influential as Floyd-Steinberg was in part created via trial-and-error. Maybe not necessarily guessing but certainly through numerous iterations.

My happy place! #BearLake #RockyMountainNationalPark

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