All of these pedophile Mossad operatives have to be fucking illiterate too, man. Pick a struggle!

No one knows how bad things are going to get, but I do. All these normies don't know things will get so bad. When things get really, really bad, think of me saying they would get so bad. Give me a little treat for predicting the badness of things.

Candlelit bath during the first snow of the year and you can see the steam coming off the water 🤌

I'm so PISSED OFF that the new Starbucks holiday cups don't depict Charlie Kirk cradling the baby Jesus

helping my grandma with a pdf

"B-b-but no one knows how to actually do a revolution here 🥺" Um have you thought about asking ChatGPT you low tech fucking loser idiots 😂

The dabbing will continue

Since everyone knows Sydney Sweeney is a piece of shit now, I can finally come out and say I think she has a really stupid face

Dealing with an annoying cat in the morning: Hold it close to your chest and ask “Why’d you spill your beans?” over and over again in a Willem Dafoe voice.

www.reuters.com/world/belgiu... Just the latest in a slew of these. Remember when everyone was laughing at New Jersey bc supposedly they all suddenly forgot what planes looked like? For some reason, governments won’t/can’t bring these down. And there’s certainly nothing stealthy about them lol

If this Age of Disclosure doc does catch on when it’s released, us kooks are going to have to be dealing with a lot of normies arriving at the normie level of initiation and warning them that they better get ready to get real fucking insane

Mr Roger’s truth bomb here: Never forget that every moment you spend feeling out of control and dogshit about the world is a moment you can be helping somewhere.

Big lack of numeracy in leftist analysts who say the emerging divide in the country boils down to those with and without higher education. I never see them controlling for age. Younger generations are required to be more credentialed for the job market than generations before.

lol based

"I've been putting out fires at work all day!" and it's just my own fuck ups from yesterday

IDK why people sometimes act like solidarity is just this default human reaction to oppression. It's very much not! People actively harming their collective self-interest should surprise no one.

Mamdani’s victory speech is like Cesar Catilina’s at the end of Megalopolis (complimentary)

Put up a good really good candidate people can believe in and they will bust their asses for them. That’s the message. There, saved you a bunch of consultancy fees.

Get the dersh in front of a tv camera now!

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

On this November day, with the simultaneous demise of Cheney and rise of Mamdani, the Age of Dark Woke begins

Nothing has changed. Not enough aid is getting in. No money for rebuilding has reached Palestinians. Please check out the fundraiser in the replies of the below post, donate or at least share. Thank you

Dick Cheney sits at one end of a long conference table. A luminous orb of perfect geometry hovers underneath a screen with a PowerPoint entitled “Life Review” loaded. It sighs heavily, pinching its nose. “I gotta say you blew it, Dick. I mean, you really whiffed it this time.”

Told my cat he’s a bad boy and everyone talks about it. Let him think about that shit next time he’s zooted.

AGI that mimics human consciousness can never exist because you can never algorithmically program awareness (and therefore understanding), which is an attendant feature of our existence as divine beings. so stand down, nerds.

as someone who has been a ufo head for years, i'm now convinced that anything that proports to be "disclosure" that connects in any way to the us government and their current or former personnel is complete theater. but that's not because the phenomenon itself is fake.

this propaganda is very effective on me.

The UAE, which is currently carrying out a genocide in Sudan that can be viewed from space.

US citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents children would be coming to get bus, lawyers say

I hope the tech overlords who will use their monopoly on limitless information to control us never find out about my intense phobia of fluffy kittens

it's insane that they invented a politician who is likeable with mamdani. i thought they'd cure cancer first.

I think it would be based to get up on that stage and kill myself in front of everyone

Most fun thing is my partner trying to use new slang and me asking what they think that means

"Hitler particles" has always been an interesting way to describe people in the United States, given Hitler drew so much inspiration from us in the first place.

IDK what to tell you about those getting very sensitive over "Jewish conspiracy theories" whenever nefarious shit done by Israel in this country is mentioned. Maybe Israelis shouldn't have conspired to do heinous shit and then claimed they represented all Jews. Take it up with them!

New TrueAnon episode on gooning is making me want to hurl too much

Rhythmically smooshing in your paws to get more milk from mommy must hit so hard if you kitty

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Starting perimenopause very early in life:

I love it when a great book just reads like gossip (Middlemarch)

It’s about that time of year when one would really start to feel the fact that one has lost about 50 lbs 🥶

Ordering vegetarian Taco Bell:

damn

Israel:

I have a neighbor that confines their dog outside all day, so it yaps constantly. I have a neighbor that parks her ass underneath my balcony and shouts on speakerphone until 3am many nights. My neighbors throw their trash on the ground outside the compactor every day. No one gives a fuck man lol.

Cats be pukin