Lady Helvi
@helviteca-standard.com
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Folk Catholic style’d aspiring nun Holy fool and lover of Sápmi They/it’s
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This Christian account supports researching healthy cigarettes
4 months ago
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dog girl jesus
about 22 hours ago
snoopy/red baron hound pilot mechsploitation toxic yaoi
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* inhuman screaming in the background* Me: hey sorry, gotta hang up now. My boyfriend just came back home :3
2 days ago
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Game show host: name a phrase that’s about sorrow!! Me: uhhhh woe is me? *correct buzzer goes off and the game show host starts crying in anguish*
3 days ago
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Chelsea Wolfe is for women with dissociative disorders Lana Del Rey is for Women with personality disorders Death grips is for Reddit men
4 days ago
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Yeah, this is me when I listen to Lingua Ignota. Why do you ask?
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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I’m terrified of intimacy ever since the assault so instead of making out with people at parties, I give them a good old Christian blessing
5 days ago
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i Saw my guardian angel look at me with regret in a dream
5 days ago
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something to burn
about 1 month ago
traps you in the analogy
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Mannnn, they’re jerking me off to this later. this shit sucks!
6 days ago
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Bro stop gnawing on my thighs! Bro They are reading out my sentence rn Bro stop
7 days ago
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Bro it’s so over
7 days ago
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I have to decide if I wear the modest fit at the function and the risqué fit on the date, or if I wear the risqué at the function and the modest fit on the date Greek philosophers have often talked about this moral dilemma
8 days ago
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Michael Senters the Sigillite, ABD. (Yang Wen-li stan)
about 1 month ago
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mmmm I don’t know,, will this encounter be like aesthetically pleasing suffering or will it be like normal sufferinggg?
9 days ago
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The Aki X Angel devil ship has done the equivalent of a nuclear strike to my psyche and has ruined me for the better
10 days ago
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I just got my estrogen shot and finished watching Corpse Bride. If you are a pale, sickly noveau rich man then I suggest you 𝓡𝓤𝓝 :)
10 days ago
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I’m happy to report that this essay received a C grade :)
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
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furry hater
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this is how I look while listening to Beach House
11 days ago
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stopppp it seriously, they’re gonna dematerialise me if they catch usss
11 days ago
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Guys I’ve got thrown into the unknowable ether
12 days ago
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I sometimes forget I have a lip ring when I’m at seminary or attending to official matters I’m tatted and bi btw
12 days ago
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I’m 6’2ft btw
12 days ago
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I should exploit my height more
13 days ago
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I’m gonna tower Over, glance down at you with my glasses relaxed and say “pathetic” under my breath for that post you made buddy Boy!
13 days ago
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The beauty of having two first names is that you can have a group of friends that know you by name 1 and a group that knows you by name 2
15 days ago
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I got the final exam results and I completed the semester with positive remarks :)
15 days ago
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She let me gawrsh on it because I’m goofy
17 days ago
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I got back home from a church service and now feel feverish. I most likely have been struck down by God because there wasn’t communion and because I didn’t post enough unhinged theology takes
19 days ago
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Writing in my essay that Christians are to be the “Uke” and sing praise to Jesus, as he is a Christian’s “Seme” and has shown divine love
22 days ago
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i recently got my Estrogen injected and finished watching Howl’s moving castle again, if you are a guy with long hair then I suggest you 𝓇𝓊𝓃
23 days ago
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Practicing vocalfry during voice training by saying “whateverrrrr” like an annoyed older sister
23 days ago
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
29 days ago
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at the theology boot camp doing twenty sets
loading . . .
24 days ago
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I post a lot about Yuri for someone who is absolutely terrified of intimacy
25 days ago
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26 days ago
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Yuri is so good when yaoi is the vibe
26 days ago
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Brain fog has got me acting like a widow taking care of a light house during a storm
28 days ago
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Self actualising recently (growing out my bangs)
28 days ago
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pop culture view on sweden: haha meatballs, music, ikea and lots of moose. they are so friendly! actually Sweden: guy who invents new ways to harm indigenous minorities, the racism science institute, and collaborating with the fascists
28 days ago
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I, a BISEXUAL, have been DAMAGED and MOLDED by howl’s moving castle from then on, FOREVER idolising long haired wizard men and women with grey hair and talking funny fire creatures
29 days ago
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Thoughts today :)
30 days ago
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Hey so, there’s this rot Aaaaaannndddd yeah The rot continues
about 1 month ago
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Apologising multiple times to the Yiddish professor for my erratic handwriting Maybe I should start writing in cursive in most cases because it at least seems legible
about 1 month ago
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going to a furniture store with a guy I see often and getting to be all “couple“esque >>>>>> bonus points: staff referring to us as a couple when recommending stuff
about 1 month ago
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I don’t understand this yellow dog from animal crossing discourse :’( No one is explaining why the yellow dog was crossing the road in the first place :c
about 1 month ago
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My Dad showed me watership down at the appropriate age of 6 so that’s one of the reasons why I am the way I am
about 1 month ago
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When I was a kid, I used to gnaw on wood like dog
about 1 month ago
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hey guys, I’m gonna go into the foggy forest that people disappear in, does anyone want anything while I’m out?
about 1 month ago
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realm threatener
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