snoopy/red baron hound pilot mechsploitation toxic yaoi

* inhuman screaming in the background* Me: hey sorry, gotta hang up now. My boyfriend just came back home :3

Game show host: name a phrase that’s about sorrow!! Me: uhhhh woe is me? *correct buzzer goes off and the game show host starts crying in anguish*

Chelsea Wolfe is for women with dissociative disorders Lana Del Rey is for Women with personality disorders Death grips is for Reddit men

Yeah, this is me when I listen to Lingua Ignota. Why do you ask?

I’m terrified of intimacy ever since the assault so instead of making out with people at parties, I give them a good old Christian blessing

i Saw my guardian angel look at me with regret in a dream

traps you in the analogy

Mannnn, they’re jerking me off to this later. this shit sucks!

Bro stop gnawing on my thighs! Bro They are reading out my sentence rn Bro stop

Bro it’s so over

I have to decide if I wear the modest fit at the function and the risqué fit on the date, or if I wear the risqué at the function and the modest fit on the date Greek philosophers have often talked about this moral dilemma

mmmm I don’t know,, will this encounter be like aesthetically pleasing suffering or will it be like normal sufferinggg?

The Aki X Angel devil ship has done the equivalent of a nuclear strike to my psyche and has ruined me for the better

I just got my estrogen shot and finished watching Corpse Bride. If you are a pale, sickly noveau rich man then I suggest you 𝓡𝓤𝓝 :)

I’m happy to report that this essay received a C grade :)

this is how I look while listening to Beach House

stopppp it seriously, they’re gonna dematerialise me if they catch usss

Guys I’ve got thrown into the unknowable ether

I sometimes forget I have a lip ring when I’m at seminary or attending to official matters I’m tatted and bi btw

I’m 6’2ft btw

I should exploit my height more

I’m gonna tower Over, glance down at you with my glasses relaxed and say “pathetic” under my breath for that post you made buddy Boy!

The beauty of having two first names is that you can have a group of friends that know you by name 1 and a group that knows you by name 2

I got the final exam results and I completed the semester with positive remarks :)

She let me gawrsh on it because I’m goofy

I got back home from a church service and now feel feverish. I most likely have been struck down by God because there wasn’t communion and because I didn’t post enough unhinged theology takes

Writing in my essay that Christians are to be the “Uke” and sing praise to Jesus, as he is a Christian’s “Seme” and has shown divine love

i recently got my Estrogen injected and finished watching Howl’s moving castle again, if you are a guy with long hair then I suggest you 𝓇𝓊𝓃

Practicing vocalfry during voice training by saying “whateverrrrr” like an annoyed older sister

at the theology boot camp doing twenty sets

I post a lot about Yuri for someone who is absolutely terrified of intimacy

Yuri is so good when yaoi is the vibe

Brain fog has got me acting like a widow taking care of a light house during a storm

Self actualising recently (growing out my bangs)

pop culture view on sweden: haha meatballs, music, ikea and lots of moose. they are so friendly! actually Sweden: guy who invents new ways to harm indigenous minorities, the racism science institute, and collaborating with the fascists

I, a BISEXUAL, have been DAMAGED and MOLDED by howl’s moving castle from then on, FOREVER idolising long haired wizard men and women with grey hair and talking funny fire creatures

Thoughts today :)

Hey so, there’s this rot Aaaaaannndddd yeah The rot continues

Apologising multiple times to the Yiddish professor for my erratic handwriting Maybe I should start writing in cursive in most cases because it at least seems legible

going to a furniture store with a guy I see often and getting to be all “couple“esque >>>>>> bonus points: staff referring to us as a couple when recommending stuff

I don’t understand this yellow dog from animal crossing discourse :’( No one is explaining why the yellow dog was crossing the road in the first place :c

My Dad showed me watership down at the appropriate age of 6 so that’s one of the reasons why I am the way I am

When I was a kid, I used to gnaw on wood like dog

hey guys, I’m gonna go into the foggy forest that people disappear in, does anyone want anything while I’m out?