Scottish fried meat products (Haggis, white pudding and another one which I forget the name of but it’s quite sweet), fried egg & fried bread. I bet my arteries are harder than yours.

Just taken the dog for his walk and come back to eat a bowl of porridge with a splash of cream and a blob of Ginger & Pineapple jam plus a cup of tea. #ForAShortTimeMyLifeIsBetterThanYours

Happy Saint Andrew’s day to all the Scottish people out there. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#SundayPix #SundayPixBelovedCritters Young Paddy AKA Pip-pip-pippety-pip AKA Paddy whack.

#SundayPix #SundayPixBelovedCritters my boss’s dog Betty AKA Betty Boo Boo

#SundayPix #SundayPixBelovedCritters Old Bob. Made it to 17 which is ancient in dog years.

Friend is looking for wooden spills for lighting candles. They don’t seem to exist anymore. Or they’re stupidly expensive.

Watching YouTube videos with friend. There was an advert for a smoke alarm. She already has a smoke alarm. She said: “Next time the fireman calls I might ask him to give me one in the bedroom.” She realised what she’d said as soon as she said it. We both burst out laughing.

On Monday I am hoping that @patchworkofregrets.bsky.social will start his annual battle with an advent calendar. If you haven’t witnessed this titanic struggle before. I suggest you start following him now.

Friend is having a problem with her #PayPal and I can’t find a UK phone number. Does anyone have one?

Wow! We had to ‘do’ that play at school. I probably have a misogynistic view of that play, in that it’s all Lady Macbeths fault. It’s her desire for social climbing that leads to all the strife.

I’m not a stone mason. But I could use a pencil/piece of chalk & a bit of string to get a proper arc. 1⭐️ review Mr Marsh.

I have just seen an advert for Ziggy & Zoë ‘Robodogs’ I’m not sure how much they cost. I am sure that Paddy could probably destroy one in under a minute & make himself poorly on the batteries or other parts. At least they have an ‘off’ switch that a #JRT doesn’t seem to have 🙂

It’s all a bit frosty.

No cunt my age would ever call a baby Margaret. #TheArchers

Catching up with #TheArchers Why am I listening to this absolute pile of shite? Christ on a bike! Who wrote this shit? It’s… AAARGGH! It’s BOLLOCKS.

Catching up with #TheArchers the more I hear. The more angry I’m getting with this *MASSIVE BIG PILE OF BOLLOCKS*.

Catching up with #TheArchers The more I hear. The more bollocks it becomes.

Catching up with #TheArchers This Scottish castle storyline is A COMPLETE PILE OF BOLLOCKS.

Catching up with #TheArchers When did ‘Webnim’ become a word?

☹️😢 All too true.

Still quite spectacular though.

Bugger! Just missed the sign for Shap.

Had a local beverage last night.

The Tay road bridge at night.

On the way to Cupar. Now in a Fisher & Donaldson for Stovies.

Fucked the #SatNav off and just looking at the map.

Bloody hell #Scotland sort your fucking motorways out. #SatNav nightmare round #Glasgow.

Abroad for the weekend.

I can imagine this as an #8Bit #VideoGame :)

MBChB: Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery. MD: Doctor of Medicine. FRCOphth: Fellow of the Royal College of Ophthalmologists. CertLRS: It’s a qualification in laser eye surgery. He seems amply qualified to be competent to do stuff with eyes #FuckOffRacists

“Waiter. What’s this?” “It’s Bean stew sir.” “I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”* #OldJoke *There’s also Chorizo in it as well.

King Charles looks heavier than that to me.

/cc @greenleejw.bsky.social

It’s a bit like the #MontyPython Mouse organ sketch 🤣😂

All caught up with #TheArchers Emma really needs to open her eyes & take that massive chip off her shoulder. George should move to Birmingham or London or wherever. What is he actually trained/qualified for? It was nice for Freddy to reach out to him. Ex con, to ex con.

“That’s a bit much” Hang on. Has Mega City 1 (East coast of America) become British? 🙂

Bloody hell. Some people have money to burn. Literally. By the sound of the fireworks noises round here.

It really really is. I’m going to have to play it through several times to see what I can recognise. There’s a lot, but there’s also a lot of hidden subtlety. & I actually cheered at around 1’15” Geordie Australian heavy metal FTW

@rivercavy.bsky.social Have you seen the furniture company advert with the Guinea Pig? And I’ve just realised how rubbish the advert was. In that I can’t remember the name of the company. But I thought of you. Someone has wasted a lot of money advertising at me 😀

I wish I’d had my flu’ jab. I’ve been off sick all week. & bingeing #DowntonAbbey there are some really shit things. When WW1 finishes there are still leaves on the trees. There are other shit plot things as well.

Had the lurgy all week & started watching #Downton I’m horrified by the upstairs downstairs malarkey. There is some mourning nonsense going on. The dowager has just said “No one wants to kiss a girl wearing black”. Fuck you, you old biddy. I’ve always been drawn towards #RockChicks & #GothGirls

Just been out for a ciggy. And it sounds like someone is flying a drone.

NO! WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady. But… No. Fuck off! Blocked.

Paddy on his walk yesterday. For the first time. I’ve noticed he spends about 90% of his time nose down, not looking where he’s going. When he does look up it’s because he’s heard something.

/cc @almurray.bsky.social looks like one for you and Mr Holland (I can’t find if he has a handle here)

Continuing to watch the next episode of #MurderBeforeEvensong Vicar has just pronounced Diocesan as: ‘Dio-see-san’. I’ve always heard it pronounced as: ‘Di-oss-a-san. Anyone know which is correct as I don’t understand those weird, how to pronounce a word spelling & symbols they use in dictionaries.

Happy Halloween/Samhain & then Day of the dead/All Saints day and then All Souls’ Day To all who celebrate.

Shakshuka or Menemen for my tea.

I hate the new #Mac advert. “Every story you love, every invention that moves you, every idea you wished was yours, all began as nothing. Just a flicker on a screen, asking a simple question: What do you see?” NO! It began in my head & then I probably used a pencil & some paper to flesh it out.