Me, getting cat food out: okay guys, this'll be ready in a moment.
The Great Gallumphus 🐈⬛: IF I LICK THE CUPBOARDS AND THE STOVE, THE FOOD WILL ARRIVE.
Me: What is wrong with you, get away from there...
The Great Gallumphus 🐈⬛: YOU SHALL NOT THWART ME! HAVE AT THEE!
Me: ...fine, you're a wizard.
3 months ago