The unbridled capitalism in Knights of Guinevere isn’t a metaphor…

Could be subtitled @shanley.com Was Right About Everything All Along (But We’re Still Gonna Ignore Her). Embarrassing. www.wired.com/story/silico...

And then sometimes, last minute, you rewrite and re-record your podcast intro for the week’s episode because there are ACTUAL FUCKIN VIRUS BUNNIES WITH TENTACLE HEADS in Fort Collins WTF???

A word from our friendly AI... #goodmorningevildoers #jucier #giggles

Y’all, this isn’t an AI. It’s my friend Heather, who is made of glitter and menace.

Welcome to Season Two, Episode Two of Good Morning Evildoers. We are pleased to present our very first “podcast trailer swap” with ‪@audicinal.bsky.social‬ and are told that this will enhance your immersion. We do want you immersed, after all. So immersed. Do listen...listen closely...yes, good.

ATTENTION: We can now announce our inaugural “podcast trailer swap” to all mortal listeners. Please revel in the delights of Super Duper. Airing before the July 18 episode of Good Morning Evildoers — coming soon to headphones near you. Very near. Oh no, darling. They’re much closer than that.

a reminder that @bookshop.org is doing free shipping right now through July 11 w/ the anti-prime day sale and that means you can stick it to a billionaire, support your local indies (and by extension your community), AND get books!!! (If you want to buy my books today, I won't be mad about it!)

Age verification? Morgan Freeman as Easy Reader on The Electric Company.

Good morning. Drink some water today, okay? Maybe eat a vegetable. You got this.

Even evil plans can go astray. We will resume normal service on July 18. Please do not take any portion of this announcement as an indictment of collective bargaining. #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #independenceday #4thofJuly #zombies #PlanetX Apple Link: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

"Episode A9: Something Stupid" of Super Duper is out now, and this week we're featuring a trailer from @gmevildoers.bsky.social ! Give the ep a listen, and don't forget to scroll down and click on the GME link! audicinal.info/super-duper/... #audiodrama

Mmmm…folk horror. 😋

INVENTOR OF THE COUCH: fuck you lava

I’m guesting, y’all! Please join me, Phil Better, and the incredible crew at FSF Podcast: Tim, Kathleen, Ben, and longsuffering producer John. We’ll be discussing which genre flicks need animated reboots, so expect major nerdery. See you Monday, June 23, @ 7PM EST! www.youtube.com/live/bJuiKW_...

Hey #ttrpg enthusiasts! Cryptid Creeks is currently downloadable on @itch.io for Free RPG Day. Don’t miss out on our latest game. hatchlingdm.itch.io/cryptid-creeks

We would like to apologize, not only to the visitors at The Doug Oberhelman Caterpillar Visitors Center, but all the fine citizens of Peoria, IL. We misread “visitors” as “visions” and, well…the hallucinations should wear off shortly. goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co

Yep. Shit’s fucked. But you still gotta function. Might as well rock out while you do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzG...

You know you can just not use AI, right? You can make a choice not to be part of this. Even if your job uses it, YOU don’t have to in your normal life. You don’t have to let your kids use it. You didn’t have it three years ago. You can just…be on Team Human. You can choose.

“Got no enemy in sight of me / Any adversary came here to enlighten me / Thank goddess, she consistently reminded me / That I can let go of all my anxiety” — Queen Herby

well that feels like an omen, push that thing back out to sea, it probably contains Mumm-Ra the Everliving or some shit

Hey. Eat a vegetable today, okay? Maybe get outside for a few minutes if you can. You got this.

CAST AND CREW REVEAL! It's here! After a long wait, it's finally time to announce our updated cast and crew list. Along with our previously announced cast, you can see new castmembers added in!

Be good to someone today, mm? Maybe yourself.

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

4000downloadsomg?!

Well, look at that! 💀

Good Morning Evildoers presents the second part of our two-part finale: Season One, Episode 13 — Things to Do In Denver When You’re Undead, Pt. 2. We’ll be on hiatus, but look for us at Midsummer. #goodmorningevildoers #comedy #horror #ceolacanththedog #podsky #horrorsky #coelacanththedog

Hey, can y'all do me a favor? The next time I say, "I'm just gonna edit all the back-and-forth dialog the night before. The new SFX are gonna go super fast. It'll be easy!" Remind me my grad school days were in the previous fucking millennium and no, there shall be no more all nighters.

I need one of the Astrology Girlies™️ to tell me if Mucinex is in Tardigrade or something because there is TOO MUCH chaos today.

Splurged ages ago on the Field Company No. 10 skillet and now I can do insane shit like this. #cooking

Good Morning Evildoers presents the first of our two-part finale: Season One, Episode 12 — Things to Do In Denver When You’re Undead, Pt. 1. Listen closely and let the soothing sound waves caress your soft, sweet brain. Oh my. We’re getting peckish. Should we go get pho? #goodmorningevildoers

It’s about time!

G’morning. Be kind to yourself today, and merciless with your doubters.

Good morning. I love you. Shit is hard and difficult but you are boundless. Atoms in your bones came from the exploding heart of the Big Bang. You can do it. Drink some water, okay? Okay.

“We’re evil, not unhygienic.”

Welcome back, delicious humans! Please enjoy Episode 11: DOA at DIA. Truly, there’s nowhere more liminal than an airport. In this episode, social media, the plural of apocalypse, & the perils of carrying arcane artifacts while flying commercial. #goodmorningevildoers #comedy #horror #podcast #podsky

I think my alignment might be neutral petty?

Creative writers reveal model that 'tells techbros shilling AI to go to fuck themselves sideways with a splintered broomhandle'

Y’all, I have suuuuuuuch an idea for a ttrpg based in the volcano lair of @gmevildoers.bsky.social and it makes me even more hopeful that this weird little podcast catches on because I think my fellow weirdos would really have fun with it. ☺️

The Goblet Wire is tasty, y’all. Just delving in and enjoying it loads. 🎲🪙 thegobletwire.carrd.co

Microcosm

This is exceptional. Look at all that badassery! IF AND ONLY IF you wanted to add a bit of levity to your listening, may I suggest lending an ear to @gmevildoers.bsky.social as well? They’ll probably give it back. Probably. open.spotify.com/show/3KQJA2s...

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

Noooooo. No. If I text you, don’t call me. Then I have to make word sounds with my mouth. If I wanted to make word sounds with my mouth, I would’ve called in the first place. Nothing makes my Gen X heart happier than all the ways technology lets me Not. Just Not.

And I’m telling YOU. Put this in yer 👂

Hey. Good morning. Yeah! Yeah. I know. It’s…it’s not good. But don’t drown yourself just because monsters trying to flood us out. OK? There are still sunrises. I’d like you to be there for them. Pour your coffee, breathe deeply, and remember you can do small, good things for yourself and others.

It’s what’s on the inside that counts. goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #evil #comedy #horror #alittlecannibalismasatreat #whatscookingoodlookin

This. Exactly this.