The podcast will be going on hiatus. My mother, who inspired so much of Winifred from HR, is nearing the end of her life. She has always encouraged creativity, humor, and mischief, and those gifts will live on in the show. Thank you for your patience while I step away. We’ll be back when it’s time.

An honor just to be nominated. (All quips aside ANA is both clever and delightful, and these other shows are badass rock 'n roll tater tots.)

Why should you listen to Good Morning Evildoers? You shouldn't. Don't let the reviews fool you. A drunk after a con told us it sounded like, "A stupid gay ripoff of Welcome to Night Vale with some old bitch." His name? Don't bother. He doesn't remember it now anyway. All he remembers is pain.

Nothing like a nice dinner out on a long weekend. #HappyLaborDay #GoodMorningEvildoers #alittlecannibalismasatreat

Hello, delicious “mutuals” and “cyberpals.” We hope you enjoy the new episode of Good Morning Evildoers, intriguingly titled Ashes to Asphalt & Records Too. Do you have a favorite Akashic Record? Please share in the “comments” — we are told that most humans enjoy sharing their opinions in this way.

A new digital publication awaits your beautiful corneas, vitreous fluid, and optic nerves! Pay what you want to track those all important KPIs (Known Portents of Inevitability). #goodmorningevildoers #digitaldownload #podcast #horrorsky goodmorningevildoers.gumroad.com/l/KPItracker

Greetings, delicious humans, and please enjoy Season 2, Episode 4 of Good Morning Evildoers. And remember: we don’t want off flavors imparted to the ice cream, so store your lunches and spare body parts in the correct break room freezers. #goodmorningevildoers #horrorpodcast #horrorsky

Who are they to say how many teeth belong in a smile? Or where they should come from?

Welcome to Season 2, Episode 3 of Good Morning Evildoers, now the No. 1 Podcast Produced in a Volcano Lair 2025 by Villainy & Verve Magazine! (What means the most about this award? Probably the fact that it isn’t pay-to-play. You’re either nominated by your evil peers or you aren’t. Such an honor.)

Purchase. Peruse. P R E P A R E. goodmorningevildoers.gumroad.com

Coming Soon: Another way for you to share your delicious thoughts with us. Guaranteed to be completely safe in every way and entirely free from any frequencies that might subvert your free will. goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co

A word from our friendly AI... #goodmorningevildoers #jucier #giggles

Welcome to Season Two, Episode Two of Good Morning Evildoers. We are pleased to present our very first “podcast trailer swap” with ‪@audicinal.bsky.social‬ and are told that this will enhance your immersion. We do want you immersed, after all. So immersed. Do listen...listen closely...yes, good.

ATTENTION: We can now announce our inaugural “podcast trailer swap” to all mortal listeners. Please revel in the delights of Super Duper. Airing before the July 18 episode of Good Morning Evildoers — coming soon to headphones near you. Very near. Oh no, darling. They’re much closer than that.

They’re just circling. Nothing to be concerned about. Honest. You can trust us. goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co

"Episode A9: Something Stupid" of Super Duper is out now, and this week we're featuring a trailer from @gmevildoers.bsky.social ! Give the ep a listen, and don't forget to scroll down and click on the GME link! audicinal.info/super-duper/... #audiodrama

Even evil plans can go astray. We will resume normal service on July 18. Please do not take any portion of this announcement as an indictment of collective bargaining. #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #independenceday #4thofJuly #zombies #PlanetX Apple Link: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

Well, you can't please everyone... #goodmorningevildoers goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co

Thank you. Thank you so very, very much. 5000 downloads is an amazing milestone for a podcast with a budget of $1.38 and an old Werther's Original I found in a coat pocket. Just...thank you! #goodmorningevildoers

@gmevildoers.bsky.social is back! Thank Satan.

Please tune in tomorrow to join Stephanie, along with Phil Better and the incredible crew at FSF Popcast: Tim, Kathleen, Ben, and longsuffering producer John. There may not be evil, but there will certainly be nerdery. www.youtube.com/live/bJuiKW_...

Welcome, delicious humans, to the Season Two Premiere of Good Morning Evildoers! Please join us at the lair under Denver International Airport after a quick update by a keen local reporter at XTTY: Independent Internet News and Music for Fort Collins, Loveland, and Longmont. #goodmorningevildoers

Hello, evildoers. #goodmorningevildoers #seasontwo #seasonpremiere #podcast #horror #comedy

What’s that behind you? Oh. Oh…uh. Nevermind. We thought we saw… Whatever. We’re sure it’s fine. #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #seasonpremiere #seasontwo #evil #comedy #horror

We see you when you’re sleeping. Are you sure that you’re awake? Good Morning Evildoers. Season Two. Close enough to feel its breath on your neck. #goodmorningevildoers #seasontwo #seasonpremiere #podcast #evil #comedy #horror

Season Two. Closer than it looks. Sooner than you think. #goodmorningevildoers #seasonpremier #seasontwo #countdown #podcast #evil #horror #comedy

Season Two approaches. Are you ready? #goodmorningevildoers #podsky #horrorsky

Psst. Have a treat on us. A bonus before Season Two begins. Let this guided meditation remind you that you are powerful, and terrible, and capable of monstrous deeds. Or good ones, if that’s your thing. 😒 castbox.fm/app/castbox/...

Nothing like a refreshing dip at the end of a long week, mm? #goodmorningevildoers #fridaythe13th

Stay tuned for upcoming information on our first "trailer swap." We understand this to be a human tradition among audio drama creators. Our anthropology department is very excited for the opportunity to study this gesture of mutual support among this little understood cohort.

We would like to apologize, not only to the visitors at The Doug Oberhelman Caterpillar Visitors Center, but all the fine citizens of Peoria, IL. We misread “visitors” as “visions” and, well…the hallucinations should wear off shortly. goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co

It's like...I just. Ugh. y'know what? It's fine. We're fine. #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #comedy #horror #itswhatever #itdoesntmatteranyway

Are you going to let them talk to you like that? #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #availablewhereeverfinecastsarepodded goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co

Obviously, we're not attempting to challenge @danielpovenmire.bsky.social for his throne, but this delighted everyone here at Global Synergy Amalgamated.

We were asked on another platform if we would allow fan fiction and/or fan art. To which we reply, absolutely. Nothing would please us more to see our insidious message spread through your fannish efforts. As the old saying goes, "A cult does not spread by podcast alone."

Happy Mother’s Day to the women who taught us to cackle, to curse, and to clean our sacrificial altars with pride. May your summoning circles be unbroken and your minions obedient. We love you, Mom — even if we were technically created in a lab.

4000 downloads? As a small digital token of our esteem (and perhaps of use when interrogated by wandering Denver International Airport security squadrons), we offer you a free cellular telephone “wallpaper.” Enjoy it in good health. goodmorningevildoers.gumroad.com/l/4000_Downl...

After all, we're not barbarians. goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co

Wrap an ear around the season finale of Good Morning Evildoers to discover the universe-altering power of oat milk lattes. #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #podsky #horrorsky #butseriouslyoatmilkislove Find your links here: goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co

Good Morning Evildoers presents the second part of our two-part finale: Season One, Episode 13 — Things to Do In Denver When You’re Undead, Pt. 2. We’ll be on hiatus, but look for us at Midsummer. #goodmorningevildoers #comedy #horror #ceolacanththedog #podsky #horrorsky #coelacanththedog

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. Life may be but a walking shadow, but tomorrow’s episode is ready to drag you into the dark. See you soon… #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #podcastseasonfinale #evil #comedy #horror goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co

Please! 🤭😈

[Every. Single. Time that I'm reminded the U in UTM stands for Urchin, I lose my shit and the rest of the task is conducted with an appalling Dick Van Dyke "Cockney" accent. And now you'll do it, too. We're even evil out of character. #sorrynotsorry]

Good Morning Evildoers presents the first of our two-part finale: Season One, Episode 12 — Things to Do In Denver When You’re Undead, Pt. 1. Listen closely and let the soothing sound waves caress your soft, sweet brain. Oh my. We’re getting peckish. Should we go get pho? #goodmorningevildoers

Exciting news! We’re pivoting to an upbeat, positivity-focused corporate wellness podcast with a moral compass that points resolutely north. Say hello to Good Morning, Angels! #goodmorningevildoers #wehaveseenthelight #rabbitrabbit

This had Winifred blushing for days. You, too, can listen and fall in love. Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Castbox Link: castbox.fm/vh/6335160 Amazon Music Link: music.amazon.com/podcasts/756... Spotify Podcast Link: open.spotify.com/show/3KQJA2s...

This is how humans inspire each other, yes? #goodmorningevildoers #inspiration #monday

If you can’t keep them clean, maybe you shouldn’t collect them. #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #newepisode #evil #horror #comedy #jarfullofteeth #lookwedontjudgeyourhobbiessobackoff podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... open.spotify.com/episode/3uzU...

Welcome back, delicious humans! Please enjoy Episode 11: DOA at DIA. Truly, there’s nowhere more liminal than an airport. In this episode, social media, the plural of apocalypse, & the perils of carrying arcane artifacts while flying commercial. #goodmorningevildoers #comedy #horror #podcast #podsky

Winifred rn. #iykyk #goodmorningevildoers #podcasting #subterraneanmolesickblues