ok let me pull some cards and figure out how to proceed with this :/

"Its so weird hearing you speak in this white valley girl accent and then completely shift gears into spanish"

twiter detox

that lives on nunu lane..

do you know the coochieman?

let me get back into the habit of saying more outlandish shit here

my ex fr approached me and bae at the club looking CLAPPED 😭🗿

home sweet san diego (finally staying at baes for once)

Me: Oh my temp is actually below normal Angel: I know what you are babe Me: Hypothermic? Angel: I was gonna say a vampire 🗿

Great prank haha but seriously now when do I get to make use of my bachelor's that worked for? xD

managed to get all my shit done during my lunch so now I get to just do my silly little massage therapy after work and take my ass HOME

enero vs diciembre

Decorating on the clock :)

If you could have one pokemon in real life which would it be and why? homie is a menace and I relate

bryson tiller on a house track

they had the chance to do the funniest thing ever

thats basically what happened

mouthwash giving me bear face on accident nskdkdkdkd

stepping into my mars retrograde tea and airing out all the bullshit about my supervisor and coworker 🙂‍↕️

me to the operations department in this exit interview

Post somebody you've been told you look like who you definitely don't look like.

survived my first major department meeting and Im gonna start meeting with my caseload starting next week 🤩

if I follow you but havent engaged its because I muted you after you put a cock on my timeline 🗿

ENEMIES OF THE SCHOLARS, ENEMIES OF THE TWINKS, ENEMIES OF THE CHILDREN

the way Ive literally done this to Angel on SEVERAL occasions 😭

clocked by the other trans person in the organization like 🗿

Anomalocaris would be a beautiful name for a girl

you know what? I think I am gonna give myself a 3 day weekend

my mom vs telling me to save a date on a day I already have plans on

and the award goes to the SIIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEERRSSSSSSSSSSSS strike a pose this is your MOOOOOOOOMMMEEEEEENNNNTTTT

"There is no such thing as a safe space, but there is such thing as necessary space"

Fisher Price Baby's First Crash Out ™

make something USEFUL ... like a butt plug 🙄

Im out here trying to take notes and my boss is distracting me from across the office out here like "You think Diddy got Tupac killed?"

90 minute meeting incoming 🗿

me before saying something disrespectful "respectfully..."

many such cases 🙂‍↕️

the oedipus complex in latinidad need to be studied

leaving the valley after two weeks only to have to start commuting back to the valley regularly again cause work