Libertarians are just conservative anarchists

I can't wait for Christmas when NORAD shoots down Santa smuggling suspicious packages over international waters

getting my microplastics removed

Gavin Newsom, if you can finally rid my district of Doug LaMalfa via gerrymandering, my vote will be forever yours

(Gillded Age Season 3 spoilers)

Me: This chill Beach Camping de-stress vacation has been great. Huh, what's this phone notification I just got? *See's CA Coast Tsunami warnings*

I am begging the DNC, don't nominate Gavin Newsomlini. The guy is a shill, he took a fuckton of money from PG&E after they killed a bunch of old people, and let them get away scot free while hiking our rates.

Put down the Marx, pick up the Mark Twain ⚒️

Mark and Melissa lie peacefully at the center of our state and our hearts today. Their memorial, guarded by service dogs and men and women in uniform, casts a momentary shadow over L'Étoile du Nord as we honor their life’s work to make Minnesota shine brighter for all.

Fellow econ chuds, who else is getting excited for Victoria 3 trade rework forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/develo...

pwez can we have eggs 🇩🇰, 👉👈🥺, also can I haz 🇬🇱? 😽 www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Movies you've watched more than six times, GIFs only

✨🫃✨ [Ideology]

This is the closest thing to a military victory that America has experienced since 1991

What the hell am I supposed to feed them now

I made a Star Wars Bounty Hunter comic

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Every day we face challenges that the Founders could not have dreamed.

The Vance persona was originally a character for Roger's "trailer park meth mom" persona, but one thing led to another

STAN: You're Vance? ROGER: Guilty as chaaa-rged. STAN: I'll ki—. [Stan grabs Roger but sees two Secret Service nearby. He nervously backs away.] STAN: Ha. Ha. Just a joke. Just... [whispering] Roger, how the hell did you become a Senator? ROGER: Beats me. You accept one call from Ron Howard...

My cat has reached max comfort, and has entered the vibe dimension

Great book, can't recommend it enough, I just need other people to read it so I can discuss it

Just survived a 7.0 quake

Thin Lizzy does some pretty good music

at last... vengeance for me leg #avgeek #airbus #beluga

Since Jedi are space monks, are there Jedi temples where they brew space beer?

He's in the walls, HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!

I think if I train long enough and believe hard enough, I think I could be immune to bullets.

I decided to cut back on most of my social media browsing. Instead of turning to doom scrolling when I'm bored I just open my note book and write. Doing that I have started actually making progress on my D&D campaign.

My tabaxi character for a new D&D campaign, Paulis Blart Mall Paladin #dnd

I love the USPS, I remember like a year ago my package got delivered to the wrong house, I called the post office, and the Postmaster found and delivered my package within the hour. Remember to thank your Mail Man 🫡

Kira pick

Blinded by the Light (Bruce Springsteen) is a great song, I just have no idea what the fuck he's saying, and I think I prefer it that way

Deer me, I've seen to have floated down the river

I did my civic duty, what about you?

There is a skunk living in my vents, my brother saw it last night poke it's nose through the vent grate

If I manage to obtain an airship, I will become a true menace to society, I will stalk through America's deserts at night sneaking up on unsuspecting campers will be terrified when 776 ft Zeppelin follows them