At first, Stolas panics, now aware of the importance of "money coming in." Blitzø deflects w/ bravado, and shows Stolas ways to make quick cash from home: Like making an OnlyFangs account. They earn enough to pay rent, but instead Blitzø blows it all on a "company outing" riding horses at the beach.

Blitz works a hundred one-time gigs orr plays horse-games on his phone, sad and trying to ignore that the world sucks for a few minutes. Stolas gets overwhelmed because he doesn't know where to start searching, probably gets scammed once (or twice) and cries

stolas is depression napping, blitz is stressed out of his mind frantically looking for a new job. at night they’ve developed a weird unspoken mutual wank off competition

🛌 Stolitz are unemployed! What do they do with all that free time? #StolitzJobFairAsk

Blitz is a hands-on paleontologist. Stolas is an astronomist.

Blitz is a biologist, his field wprk is on horses and their behaviour. Stolas is of course an astrophysics who studies supernovas

🧪 What area of science do you most want to see Blitz and/or Stolas work in? Are they hunkered down in a lab or out doing field work? Or perhaps one of them has a secret project going on… #StolitzJobFairAsk

How Stolas would deal with a rude customer vs how Blitzo would deal with one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb1w...

Not even sorry for the shameless self-plug of our #Stolitz #CoffeeshopAU 🤣 #WhatsTheTea “The line of my FUCKS TO GIVE is going out the door and circling the block by now!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 archiveofourown.org/works/613175...

Stolas would be just as passive aggressive and rude back to them but Blitz would threaten them, he’d get into a fistfight if he has to.

Stolas would be rude right back (like with the Karen client in Sinsmas.) Blitzø would be outwardly polite, but then fuck with their food.

blitz flings them out the window. stolas outbitches them until they leave the establishment themselves

☕️ How would Stolitz each handle a rude cafe/restaurant customer? #StolitzJobFairAsk

Dickø and starxxx

💋 Blitz and Stolas are making a splash in the adult film industry — what are their porn star names? #StolitzJobFairAsk

I feel like Stolas would walk up to a food truck, order something, and just walk away eating it not realizing he had to pay. He'd do that with a few different merchants before the cops caught him. And Blitzø would get arrested for freeing horses from captivity (their horse-drawn carriages).

😈 Stolitz have already broken demon law with the grimoire deal. What would they each get arrested for on Earth? (Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!) #StolitzJobFairAsk

😈 Stolitz have already broken demon law with the grimoire deal. What would they each get arrested for on Earth? (Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!) #StolitzJobFairAsk

I'm sorry, but I need them to make the cheesiest, most unhinged porn together. They do all of the classic porn tropes in a single film. What do you mean Blitzø's the plumber, delivery guy, pool boy, AND doctor? Doesn't fucking matter, no one's watching for the plot! And Stolas improvs the dialogue.

Stolas would LOVE getting to be in a dramatic gothic role, like crimson peak. and romance, of course. Blitz i think would excel at an action movie role. A spy movie would be super fun, too, i think they'd both have fun with that. supervillain stolas / spy blitz w tons of sexual tension 😌

personally i think horror would be fun bc stolas could use his eldritch form, no special effects required 😌 also some kind of queer western thing, which blitz immediately agrees to act in bc he’ll get to work with horses

🎭 What genre of movie/show would you want to see Stolitz act in? What tropes would be included? #StolitzJobFairAsk

also the pair of them will stream at the same time and people will notice Blitzø idly pressing a button in his stream right as Stolas’ feather fluff up and he goes red and there’s a quiet buzzing sound in HIS stream, sorry not sorry

I love the idea of Blitzø playing the most whole games like Barbie’s Horse Riding Adventure or something but swearing like a sailor and getting demonetized… and there’s Stolas playing dating sims with fully pornographic cut scenes and sighing wistfully about how romantic they are

they both get demonitized constantly. blitz for swearing or playing graphically violent games in between the horse games, and stolas for "accidentally" being "naked" on "camera." Allegedly. (he plays dating sims, especially adult ones, and flirts shamelessly with chat. he has like ten stalkers)

This could be projection on my part, but I feel like they'd both get super into cozy games. Blitzø would enjoy coming home from a long day of violence to tend to his virtual farm animals. And Stolas would find an escape in doing satisfying chores he's never actually done in real life.

🎮 What types of games do you think Blitz and/or Stolas would enjoy playing? How would they behave on stream? #StolitzJobFairAsk

I love the idea of both being voice actors who keep ending up on the same shows. One day, voicing leads in a romance anime together. But Blitz being in storyboard and Stolas VA feels so good too!

Blitz would def be a storyboard artist and Stolas would be a voice actor.

It’s International Animation Day! 🎞️ If Stolitz were to work in animation, what roles do you think they’d have? Storyboarding, cleanup, voice acting? There are so many possibilities!

Which prompt(s) are you most looking forward to? 👀 Quote or reply with your answers!

Which prompt(s) are you most looking forward to? 👀 Quote or reply with your answers!

Welcome to Stolitz Job Fair Week! It’s time to submit some résumés and put these two to work. Are they an artist and writer collaborating? Two teachers falling in love from across the hallway? An astronaut doomed to never see his gamer boyfriend again? You get to choose! More info below ⤵️