It’s an old Tumblr post, but it’s still true. Looking at you, my love. 👀

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand of course I’m blamed for what’s going on at my job. What. Ever. I won’t be here much longer anyway.

What I’ve come to understand about critics of people estranging their parents is one thing. They won’t understand their hypocrisy. These people see the ends of parents’ lives. What about all the years before? Parents estranged their kids all the time. Hell, they still do. So what’s the difference?

Not everyone is weird. Those people frighten me. You mean to tell me there are people who don’t have constant inner monologues? They don’t play music in their brains when they get stressed out? They have no inner world they obsess over and practically live in? That is WEIRD (not the good kind).

Hey, homophobes and transphobes. Wanna know something interesting? Pride Month is your fault. Because you can’t shut up and you oppress us, we now celebrate our gayness with parades and costumes. Haw haw!!

I love my mid-monster character sketches, especially Jake’s toe beans. I studied my younger kitty Simone’s feet excessively to get them just right. Thank you for modeling, Moanie! You’ve always been the muse for her feline traits. I’m glad I could capture them in true form.

See?! See this??!! This is the definition of evil: preying on the weak so you can see billionaires become trillionaires. Now, try to tell me again that my partner deserves this horrible fate, but say it to my face so I can punch you. I’m waiting, Canadians! You started this beef. You can end it.

If you ask a Jewish person if they’re anti-Israel, that’s an antisemitic question that assumes all Jews feel the same way. We’re not shallow, unlike Christians.

I saw my ex-fiancé in the store today. As nice as it was to catch up with him and see he chilled out like I did, and of course brag about my partner being all wonderful and shit, I honestly was fine with never seeing him again. I love my partner. I ended things with my ex for a reason.

Imagine my delight when I went to the courthouse and realized I didn’t have to file anything with the sheriff unless the SD gives me shit about Howie!

My partner believes listening to his friends’ problems, and mine too, is doing nothing. Sweetheart. That saved my life. If only you knew.

There are too many porn accounts following me. Hell, even 1 is too much! I’m not interested. My partner is the only person I want to be with, so if y’all don’t mind fucking off, that would be terrific.

I’m still streaming the Bakersfield hostage situation. One hostage is getting released for a Dr Pepper. It’s hilarious, but I get it. It’s so good you just might release hostages.

I’ve seen a lot of stupid in my day. So when I see that someone got offended that a trans person posts a meme saying “we will outlive you”, as in bigotry, calling it a post advocating for murder, I immediately dismiss that person. They’re not capable of any rational argument.

Update: no longer my BIL. That shithead is going back where he came from!

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TIL that Ben Franklin wrote a satirical essay in response to a math problem that is now taught to middle schoolers.

This fucker defends Cybertrucks? MAGA.

When I think of my past self, how I treated others, I’m so disgusted with that behavior. So when I see my BIL act like I used to, I want nothing more than to kick his ass. Is it hypocritical? Probably. But it comes from the right place and I am holding us both accountable. I’m so mad I’m crying.

Making my favorite beef stroganoff recipe - at least, that’s how you spell it if you’re French. Serving it forth with mashed potatoes. It’s been a while since I had anything similar to this and I’m going to enjoy it. 😁

As Pride Month opens (not in that way 😂), I reflect on how bigoted way too many people are. This Pride Month, let’s celebrate everyone in the “alphabet mafia”, be they a different melanin concentration or a different letter. There’s no room for bigotry in Pride. Let’s make Marsha P Johnson proud!

After two days the most recent shooter has been apprehended. It’s too dangerous for us to live here despite that news. People around here are sick. I can’t justify putting my family in danger when I have an escape route.

I normally look forward to Pride Month. I love the colors, rainbows, and the excuse to messily eat peaches in public. But this time I fear for all of us in the LGBTQIA+ community. I have a feeling Pride Month will be open season for Kill Queers Month to MAGA.

Really, NYT? Right in front of my fruit salad and piña colada?

Yes!!!!!! It's up to all of us to make sure Trump's many attempts to rewrite history do not succeed.

My partner’s having a rough time right now. It’s understandable; he got some news that anyone would be upset to hear. It’s understandable, yes, but it breaks my heart anyway. He’s such a great guy and seeing him this way…it’s not fair. None of what’s happening to him is fair.

Obviously I can’t get too invested in projects right now because of my pending move and court case final steps, but I’ve enjoyed having a moment here and there to at the very least type up my screenplays and get my gears rolling again. I don’t know when I’ll have a moments peace to do it again.

I got to rewrite my favorite scene in the second episode of Devils Get Lucky as I typed it into my computer and I laughed so loud! It’s so ridiculous and cartoonish, and I love it. I love movies that apply cartoon logic to real life, like Drop Dead Fred and The Mask.

Ask away! I’m an open book.

My town has had 3 shooting incidents this year alone and it’s not being reported. Mainstream media sucks, but you’d think at least local newspapers/news outlets would cover these. Nope! And people wonder why I want to leave so badly? This is why. Savannah is safer!

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Sweet, gentle, kind, empathetic, respectful, a good listener, smart, and funny?! On top of being incredibly attractive?! Seriously. I’ll stay with my partner for the rest of my life. I’ll never have a better relationship. I found The One.

My partner redeems me every day by being his sweet and gentle self, which allows me to do the same for him. But recently he stopped me and talked me out of doing a terrible thing. And I’m so glad I listened to him. He’s a good person to his core and I’m so fucking lucky. I’ll never forget this.

The SD uses any excuse he can to badmouth my mom and make himself into a superior specimen of human. That’s how narcissism works. It’s because he’s actually a shitty person and he knows it. His misogyny is the biggest trait on him, but he’s a bigot in every flavor.

Oh my god…the SD implied that my mom can’t drive a stick shift. And then when I pointed out she had multiple vehicles that were stick shift, he changed his story. He’s so stupid he forgets that I remember all of those little details. The Isuzu Rodeo’s stick hit me in the leg as a kid!

You know what I really like about getting older? My face hasn’t really aged, but my facial hair has. Even without T, I’m having facial hair like a teenage boy’s creeping up on my cheeks a little bit at a time. It’s like my body’s instinctively affirming my gender. It’s not, but it’s cool.

My precious baby boy Howie. ❤️ Not a bad-looking pupperoni for 12 years old, eh?

If you’re eating _____________, we got a problem. Bitch, why is anything I’m eating YOUR issue?! Fuck you!!!

If anyone thinks I’m a shit person now, you’d have liked me far less 4 years ago.

My poor partner has been through hell lately and, while there’s a name for what he’s going through, it doesn’t exactly make it easy to deal with. It’s not enough to push me away, though. I’m already thinking of ways to help him. It’s how I cope with stress; I plan things TO DEATH.

I wish there were a shorter way to show my contempt of the man who helped spawn my existence. “Sperm donor” is too long, “the narcissist” takes as long, and “His Assholiness”, while funny, is even longer. Perhaps shortening the phrase “sperm donor” to SD will help? It’s worth a try, anyway.

By the time this is all done, I hope he’s half as angry as I’ve been with him the last 4 years. It’ll never change, least of all for the better. I have to do what keeps all of us safe and being in that asshole’s grip isn’t it. It’ll be done soon. Just gotta be patient and wise about this.

I changed my 2 sets of gauges and now I look coordinated. My gauges are relatively small; my biggest is 14. A subtle sign of my teen rebellion, yet despite the spikes on my gauges, I still look semi-responsible and/or professional. I wish I’d been allowed to cut loose, but I wasn’t. Ever.

One final step to getting Howie legally under my name: I must go to the sheriff’s office and have them do the execution of the court order where I won the lawsuit. Then Howie can be fully in my custody and boom! I’m ready to get the packing ramped up and get us all out of here!

Mood

The narcissist is watching a stupid movie called Sucker Punch. Of course he would. The whole plot line is about victimizing women. Christ on a stick, he disgusts me.

I had to change out the ring I’ve worn for nearly 10 years because my hands got too big. But at least it’s comfortable and it shows up on my skin better. The ring is a symbol of a promise I made to myself after I broke off my engagement, that if I was miserable in a relationship, I’d end it.

So you know how some people are putting INFJ in their profiles as their personality type? According to that exact same measurement, I’m an INTJ, aka the “Architect” personality type. Which makes sense if you look up what that is. I don’t know if it’s a science, but it’s fun to think about anyway.

I think I have a hematoma after I dinged my head on the corner of Steel’s door a couple weeks ago. If so, it’s not very big. I’m fine and it doesn’t cause me any pain unless I try to drain it. So I’m not doing it anymore. I’m leaving it alone.

So now chocolate contains sildenafil? A Viagara drug? Look out, ladies…😏