100% the Mavs and Stars need to figure out how to stay in Dallas proper.

The jazz should be fined

Mavs got a 1st round pick AND the best player in the Marvin Bagley III trade

@bobbykaralla.bsky.social I think it would be fun and cool if Lonzo was a Maverick for a vet min if you wanna run that up the chain of command.

The Dallas Mavericks deserve to sign Lonzo Ball as a special treat for our very hard year.

List is getting shorter. Go Mavs.

Abolish ICE. Trade AD.

Y'all are going to be so mad when Dallas win the lottery again and drafts Darryn Peterson

Cooper Flagg has 40 points and the fourth quarter hasn’t started yet

You're telling me a college basketball team had Cooper Flagg AND Kon Knueppel and they LOST?

All four original members of Geese playing together again for the first time in years for President Elect Mamdani's inauguration in 2036

We're going to win

Luka, just go to the Dallas locker room after this game and we'll protect you. You don't have to go home with the bad people.

Cashier at the comic book store said "oh this is a good one" and then everyone started clapping and two guys picked me up and put me on their shoulders, a child was crying

It was Luka for Max Christie and Davis was thrown in to make the salaries match

I like to reset the wifi router and then spend the time it takes to restart peeling a clementine extremely thoroughly.

Cignetti saying this on day 1 at INDIANA might — MIGHT — dethrone Jason Terry getting the Larry O'Brien trophy tattooed on his arm before the Mavericks 2011 season for backing up the biggest public display of over confidence in sports history.

The Mavs v Knicks game has turned into 4 on 4 then a separate competition of Powell and KAT trying to kick each other in the nuts.

the karaoke bar has Geese songs

this is the lineup the Mavs are rolling out on Seats for Hereos night. Why does Dallas hate the heroes?

Risacher, Kennard, Porzingis ruled out tonight in LA. Anthony Davis, pack your bags.

"The Potion Seller guy wrote Challengers" is my internal mantra when I need to feel good about something in the world

I don't care about the return. I actively dislike watching AD play basketball and want him off my team

the mavericks are a very weird team, beating good teams and losing to bad ones. there are three categories that help explain the madness and I wrote about it for @dmagazine.bsky.social www.dmagazine.com/sports/2026/...

This is going to be unwatchable garbage, but the paycheck Elijah Wood is likely going to get for it will fund his ability to be a little weirdo who takes insane roles for the next 20 years

Hitting a person with my car and calling it "regime change" of the crosswalk.

Those South Koreans were climbing fences and shit to stop their president from declaring martial law and then they sent him to jail

Klay Thompson 1-6 from three

You know trading AD to Atlanta would be great for Dallas b/c the Hawks subreddit is crashing out over just the hint that they may trade for him.

If Atlanta is offering Zaccharie Risacher, a late first and expiring contacts, you don't let them off the phone until the papers are faxed and signed.

Jason Kidd drawing up plays like

The Dallas Mavericks are whooping the East's top seed. They should let two Western conference teams be in the finals.

The Atlanta Hawks passed on Luka, then won the draft in between Wemby and Flagg. That's a very sad situation for them.

The extent to which Dwight Powell has extended his career seemingly through the process of... taking his job seriously and not being problematic is pretty astounding by NBA standards.

The Vines - Winning Days, 2004

Ryan Nembhard has the JJ Barea demon in him and that means beating the Miami Heat's ass.

Giannis and AD are an exact 1:1 match in both money and years on their contracts. Just do the swap, let's not get math involved here, boys, nobody benefits from that.

AD if you ever cared about Dallas at all, you will play like an All-NBA player from now to Dec 15th so we can turn you into a 2026 first and a promising guard on a rookie contract.

Kenny Beats should produce a They Might Be Giants album.

The thing about football is that it is essentially governed by randomness. It's Brownian motion as sport.

Dallas Wings back-to-back #1 draft picks. Mavs take notice.

I like to have a casual four cups of coffee before my fiancé gets up so that I can be a nice irritating presence to start her day.

Did Marjorie Taylor Greene also have a stroke that did the reverse of whatever happened to Fetterman?

And we're going to KEEP sitting him during national TV games until Adam Silver forces a smaller market team to trade us their best player for Anthony Davis. Why should ORLANDO get to enjoy a player like Paolo?

The last year reading about how utterly incompetent these people are has simultaneously done wonders for my imposter syndrome, and also made me mourn existence.

When your team finally fires the demon who ruined basketball but your team still sucks ass

Anthony Davis YOU are a Chicago Bull!

We won.

Hey Nico.