Jason Kidd drawing up plays like

The Dallas Mavericks are whooping the East's top seed. They should let two Western conference teams be in the finals.

The Atlanta Hawks passed on Luka, then won the draft in between Wemby and Flagg. That's a very sad situation for them.

The extent to which Dwight Powell has extended his career seemingly through the process of... taking his job seriously and not being problematic is pretty astounding by NBA standards.

The Vines - Winning Days, 2004

Ryan Nembhard has the JJ Barea demon in him and that means beating the Miami Heat's ass.

Giannis and AD are an exact 1:1 match in both money and years on their contracts. Just do the swap, let's not get math involved here, boys, nobody benefits from that.

AD if you ever cared about Dallas at all, you will play like an All-NBA player from now to Dec 15th so we can turn you into a 2026 first and a promising guard on a rookie contract.

Kenny Beats should produce a They Might Be Giants album.

The thing about football is that it is essentially governed by randomness. It's Brownian motion as sport.

Dallas Wings back-to-back #1 draft picks. Mavs take notice.

I like to have a casual four cups of coffee before my fiancé gets up so that I can be a nice irritating presence to start her day.

Did Marjorie Taylor Greene also have a stroke that did the reverse of whatever happened to Fetterman?

And we're going to KEEP sitting him during national TV games until Adam Silver forces a smaller market team to trade us their best player for Anthony Davis. Why should ORLANDO get to enjoy a player like Paolo?

The last year reading about how utterly incompetent these people are has simultaneously done wonders for my imposter syndrome, and also made me mourn existence.

When your team finally fires the demon who ruined basketball but your team still sucks ass

Anthony Davis YOU are a Chicago Bull!

We won.

Hey Nico.

Yeah the vibes are bad but Nico Harrison is about to get fired so we’ve got that

Don't like being everything is politics guy, but look what a single incompetent billionaire did to the Mavs in 8 months and then extrapolate that to the entire country

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

Ok, well, if you're really trying to both go down together, then meet me on my vast veranda, big dog.

is NBA bluesky going to be mad if Dallas gets back-to-back #1 overall picks? Because... I PERSONALLY think that would be kinda cool, idk.

is scoring 19 points in a quarter against the NBA's worst defense who is playing on a back-to-back good? Asking for the Dallas Mavericks.

I think it's cool the Mountain Goats just keep making albums until everybody gets one for themselves.

microplastics is such a bottom tier generational poison they used to put hard drugs in the sodapop

is there a sports science video someone can show me as to how the previous limits of field goal kicking have basically been completely erased over the past 2 or 3 seasons? What are they feeding these guys?! How are they doing this?!

NINE MORE INNINGS. NINE MORE INNINGS.

When AD's Achilles eventually goes, Dallas is going to have $90M in dead salary between him and Kyrie. Trade EVERYONE for as many 2026 picks as you can immediately.

When AD's Achilles eventually goes, Dallas is going to have $90M in dead salary between him and Kyrie. Trade EVERYONE for as many 2026 picks as you can immediately.

my bad, y'all

IKF is fielding while in a fugue state. He lived an entire life in between fielding and throwing that ball to 1st.

They're going to run out of pitchers and then this game is going to go from neither team scoring for 7 innings to each team scoring 9 runs each hitting dingers off opposing 1st basemen.

CC: Dallas Mavericks

2/3 of Americans support a government single payer healthcare system, including an increasing number of REPUBLICANS since 2021. What world are the people who wrote this stupid plan living in?

Time to warm it up, Mavs fans

I turned on the USWNT friendly 30 seconds late and somehow already missed a goal.

So far I hate watching Anthony Davis instead of Luka

Dallas Mavericks 2025-26 tipoff I love you all and I'll see you in hell.

news item #1: distraction that's a distraction news item #2: clear distraction. news item #3: you have to be crazy to be distracted by that Roundball Rock live performance: everyone shut up and pay attention, the man's trying to heal a nation.

How much money could I potentially make by placing a large wager that they're going to cast Lucas Hedges as Billey Joel in his Biopic? Is there a market for this? (Finn Wolfhard is too tall, or else this would be free money.)

No longer allowed to play anything "Cameron Winter-related" when riding in the car with my wife.

The Louvre got robbed today and it still wasn't as big a heist as the Luka trade

Holding should be a 5yd penalty, not 10yd, and pass interference should be 15yd, not spot of the foul.

Dabo? More like Donezo.

Emotional support jar of honey roasted peanuts

If I took all the money I spent on college and just bought Apple stock, I could probably retire right now.

Anthony Davis, YOU, are a Sacramento King!

Combined, Luka Doncic and Jalen Brunson are making less money this year than Kyrie Irving and Anthony Davis. Which pair would you rather have?