there seems to be something uniquely mentally destabilizing about being the CEO of a social media company. Expect the GOAT Tom, my man got out alive.

on top of all the other assaults on the American way of life, now we have to deal with NFL games that end in ties?

Reporting on the street from the Portland War Zone where I just took a train to go see One Battle After Another and I think I'm prob gonna get some peanut M&Ms.

Dudes rock

what is a single Chex called?

J Kidd, JJ Barea, Devin Harris, now DSJ. The Mavs have a storied tradition of bringing back the guards they trade away. 32 year old Luka returning to Dallas is a lock.

Scavenger's Reign bc I wasn't done watching Kaman get his ass beat yet. He deserved so much worse.

Do you think State Governments watch the Powerball drawing like NBA teams watch the draft lottery to see who's going to get that sweet sweet tax windfall?

the batter

last week mark cuban said the mavs season will go based on how dereck lively and anthony davis shoot threes. instead of focusing on the soundbite, my latest for @dmagazine.bsky.social is about what realistic ways the mavericks big men can help the team's offense www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...

it's fun to have gone to a blue blood university and have all the sports covered in the news and games on national TV and all that, but if I could re-do my college years, going to a small liberal arts college and trying to walk on to like a Division III soccer team would've gone insanely hard.

quick google to see what he's up to these days, and turns out he's just Sebastian Stan now?

found it

Yukon golds have gotten bigger and russets have gotten smaller.

If your partner really, really, really wants to zigazig ah but your just not into it, is that kink shaming?

Dave was being too optimistic to flat out say Dallas needs to trade AD, but the Mavs 100% need to trade AD

What's the consensus in the ENM community on the Pina Colada song?

I've gotten more into baseball this year because I've fallen in love with saying "you're fucking out" at my TV after strikeouts.

Cascadia subduction zone does NOT have my permission to pop off right now

World Series champs, I'm afraid.

The devil works fast, but the spiders that build webs at face height between my back door and my trash cans work faster.

the number of ways this dude continues to match every description of the Christian concept of the Antichrist might actually get me to believe in God again.

A dentist's office where, while they've got you leaned back and cleaning your teeth, they also have a hair stylist there to wash your hair and give you the scalp massage. Would this make me a billionaire?

I'm wearing the denim vest I bleached and tie dyed this year because it, like America, turned out to be a bit of a failed experiment.

Ladies and Gentlemen: the Dallas Mavericks interim head coach after AD is on the shelf by the 20th game and Nico Harrison and Jason Kidd are sacked before Christmas!

Mavs made JJ Barea an NBA champ, we have short king pedigree.

Nobody has written more songs about specific cities that go on to become anthemic in that city than Randy Newman. I love LA, 100%. Baltimore, likely. Birmingham, prob but without acknowledgement of the satirical slant? Dayton, Ohio 1903, default bc no one else has ever written a song about Dayton OH

someone @ me when the Mavericks trade for Lonzo.

He's right. I knew Manning didn't have the juice the moment UT didn't chase that mid-ass Ewers out of town and let him come back for his 12th season of eligibility or whatever it was

I like that all the Haim sisters have their own thing. Danielle writing all the band's songs, Alana has her acting gigs, and then Etse who idk just based on vibes I assume moonlights as a successful no-nonsense CPA leading up to and throughout tax season.

missed opportunity to give the team a better name, more fitting of the region. Let the flame motifs stay in Phoenix and Miami.

Going to open a restaurant where the only seating is just countertops you can lean against while you eat. You will be allowed to carry your plate and wander around to different counters.

if you were scared to fire Nico Harrison b/c of the media circus it would cause, today would be a pretty good day to do it.

Thibs is not a contender-level coach. Why is this coming as a shock?

Wife won't go see Friendship with me and I can't ask the new male friend I made here bc it's way too on the nose.

STARS down 3 to 0 heading to the third? Good. Then it's a fair flight.

Alright, forget about all that, go Stars

What would you rather have? A perfect, coordinated passing attack that expertly changes the point of attack or Mikael Granlund skating slowly across the blue line and ripping a fucking LASER BEAM?

Winning the number 1 pick is VERY tight, but I'm still the old me and it's Fire Nico until one of us dies. www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/5/12/24...

I want the "Dallas has fired Nico Harrison" ESPN push alert to hit at the exact same time as they open the Mavericks winning #1 pick envelope.

Stars secure the win with the Van Gundy method

Build the entire plane out of Mikko Rantanens

forcing an arena of Canadians to sit through the American National Anthem before a game in a league whose players are comprised of fewer than 30% Americans feels a bit silly.

BURN through the witches And SLAM in the back of my PAKULA (watching The Pelican Brief)

If Elon Musk can be the CEO of like 8 companies and President of the United States, then surely Jim Nill can be the GM of the Dallas Stars AND the Dallas Mavericks?

Pete DeBoer's not locked in here with you, YOU'RE locked in here with Pete DeBoer

Ok the Nuggets are through now please god let the Stars beat the Avs Denver will be fine, I on the other hand need this in a way that is not healthy.

I watch Moneyball once every year or so, but only in the aggregate, the way Billy Beane would've wanted (individual, out of order clips on YouTube)

River of Dreams came out 22 years after Cold Spring Harbor. (Storm Front, 18 years, also good). Billy Joel was and is inevitable