Listen I’m fully aware we have a serious gun problem in the United States. With that said, you telling me this isn’t one of the cutest weapons you’ve ever seen?

Yall funny, if I stick this tongue in that ass, we go together, okay!

MAGA: Trump isn’t a pedo Me: You don’t think it’s weird that he’s surrounded by them though?

For reasons, I refuse to engage with this podcast outside of random clips(I would be helplessly addicted). The amount of gorgeous radiating out of this clip is insane.

Deante Kyle is an absolute treasure!

I’m a little frustrated that the only option for Thursday night football is the Old Man Bowl

I get so damn paranoid when I finish a repair. “Bitch I worked hard on you, you better not break!”

If my family buries me in a cemetery I’m coming back and haunting the shit out of them! Either you make me a fruit or pot bearing plant or throw my dead body in a ditch. NO GREY AREA

How does Jared Leto keep getting movie roles?

Wife: I’m gonna empty the dishwasher. (Proceeds to walk up stairs and get in bed)

Funny how the historically included love to insert themselves in whatever benefits the historically disenfranchised

There’s a bird trapped in my shop, the fucker keeps shitting on my tool box

Whomever was the first to put bacon in Mac and cheese, deserve to have they booty ate

She looks terrible, and I hope she feels as terrible inside as she looks on the outside.

Woooooow, where my Fiji at? I gotta do better. *looks at pfp* “Oh god do I look crusty!!?

It’s crazy how everyone knows who’s listening to Benny the Butcher except Benny the Butcher

It’s gotta be true that the most evil of us will live forever. Death had all the opportunity to visit Trump but instead it’s trying to take Dolly freaking Parton!!

Stop arguing with white people.

We’re scheduling our protest, letting our jobs and rule of law determine our rebellion. Until we refuse to stop protesting refuse to adhere to schedule, nothing will change

Stopped smoking, got sober, and learned that it wasn’t sobriety I was running from. Existence is hell

Had a dream I got abducted by aliens. They were trying to gain info on our planet, but instead of cooperating I just kept reciting Aesop Rock lyrics

I’m entirely messed up in the head, I think some really hilarious but fucked up shit that I don’t want anyone knowing that IM responsible for. With that said……I’m about to make a dummy account.

I once dated a woman that was the same height as me. The way I loved her in heels towering over me!!

Apparently Nicole Kidman is divorcing Keith Urban, and for the life of me I didn’t even know they were married

You hang with a rat, you a rat too

The biggest con of the decade has to be the media convincing people that Black men didn’t support Harris. It’s just factually incorrect. 8 out of 10 black men who went to the polls voted for VP Harris. That’s the long and short of it. Yt liberals are pointing everywhere but to the mirror.

Pull my d*ck out she snort the coke off I’m living lavishly

Anyone listening to the new Jay Electronica

This Stove God is a fucking hit music.youtube.com/watch?v=tOiH...

The way that I have a deep love for Gorillaz but will play Plastic Beach just because I’m still breathing

Having to watch a football game on YouTube is absolute bullshit.

Bama losing before half is fucking IDEAL

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You meant Erik Andre right

Time to crash some formal parties

🤔 who you projecting to win

I need this in “black male”

A beautiful welcome to another gorgeous day. Big ups to everyone that made it to another one.

So..... Not a drag queen or a gay man.

Came here to get away from trolls and racists and met a lot of great people

All I hear in my head is my fifth grade sex ed teacher “after kissing comes ‘heavy petting’”

I’m the type that if I wake up and don’t feel like going to work, I’ll take even the slightest inconvenience as a sign not to go. Man two red lights in a row and I’m fighting the urge to hit a u-turn and get back in bed

Nah I’m tooooo deep in the ecosystem, iMac, Mac mini, iPads for the kids. I am invested

That’s such a strong thing to say, I couldn’t lie to myself and say it though. Ain’t saying you are, but if I uttered those words it would be a blatant untruth

“All my dreams got more vivid when I stopped smoking pot” -Earl

Herbicides, pesticides, all the metals in the water, farmers and people littering, and pollution aka people fucked up the soil

It’s getting hotter in GA cause they cutting all the trees and replacing em with parking lots, empty houses and apartment buildings

Fuck man, here we go with another week. Time to freak it!

The way I lost two of my closest friends to suicide, they would have been such amazing uncles. #jalani and #matt yall live on in my heart