my nice old grandma bought me dinner and made me miss dj fishbob so i guess we hate grandma now idk

new pal!!! working on a name but he needs something that would be silly to meet a baby with that name but adult makes sense (Greg, Sampson, etc)

someone at this bar just referred to chatGPT as "chat" and im filing hate crime charges

THE TWO MR. TAYTOS (Protestant Tayto and Catholic Tayto) @halfmoonjoe.com

do you think trixie will let me be buried here

Well, I was a creative writing major,,,, 🤷‍♀️

I always root for the Traitors is that okay

we've taken being an ingredients household too far i now have to literally make my own tortilla if I want a quesadilla

the pharmacy is out of my brain medicine and I am contemplating crime!!!!

chat you're getting valentines instead of holiday cards and for that I am ... half sorry. the valentines are pretty good.

one of my favorite people is moving from Atlanta to Boston and he stopped by BIRDSONG BREWING !!!!!

my bff's sister asked her why I bothered saying im bi already married to a v nice straight dude because "everyone is a little bi" and like first off, yah,...second...👀👀👀

2026 on Joe's island tour

my brother got married on a tiny deer island in 2016 🤷‍♀️

what if i go back to my island and stitches is gone and the clown sheep is mayor

beating yourself up for what you *cant* do is unhelpful for everyone. take care of you and do what you can

going to throw my best friend an engagement party and im soooo excited and open to any party planning or budgeting tricks 👀🥹

in case chat didnt know im ride or die...

I caught the chat fluuuuu guess I have to watch svu all week 😛

Chat are straight people okay

shaved my legs for the first and last time this winter 😌🤙

Chat!!!! My heart is so full. Cards from me coming soon 🥹 so lucky to know yall

Huge news the diva next to me on this flight is nice and normal and still has her shoes on

🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 SANTA CLAUS 🎅 IS CUMMING ❄️ TO TOWN 😜😜 SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST 🙏🏼😇 😇TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS 👯♀️👩❤️💋👩 OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS 🙈🙊🤯🤯 🍆💦 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU 😈 🤪😋😍💦🍑

OOF!

Is this a read

people keep taking their shoes off next to me on the plane!!! Is this a vibe im putting off!!!

holiday cards from me will be more of a new years situation i over committed !!!!! but ily guys and i finally crafted and it's due to you 🥹🍑

hello! are you like me? do you hate what ice is doing to our communities but aren't sure what to do when faced with distressing violence? here are some do's and don'ts from the mn immigrant rights action committee. WE KEEP US SAFE! www.miracmn.com/resources

rewatching Joe's stardew stream and what the heck is this item is it ravioli

time at last (a day late) to eat my annual birthday cake i make myself

i downloaded finch last December and it's literally and figuratively saved my life ✨️🐧 the way i will brush my teeth to buy Eggs a new sweater...

chat holiday cards is officially the best thing to ever happen to me

feeling like the dead leg of the countess!!

absolutely hijacked !husband's youtube and I have no regrets

oh no

im new lol

flying home as fast as i can to catch hitmans and the man next to me is basically in my lap and he took his shoes off

thankful for this wonderful hive and the good vibes and trauma dumping we get to share 🦃 a very gobble gobble to you all !!! 🍂🍁

"Am I looking at a SEX ADDICT SEX ADDICT SEX ADDI-"

watching wicked for the first time (finally i know) and im sorry, this sound mixing is b a d, but i want to be cynthia erivo's hands when i grow up

dont ever talk to me or my labubu son again@!

they're making me cry at work again chat give me strength not to rage quit 🤮😭

my best friend is playing stardew for the first time and she literally never plays video games and i am so excited passing on everything chat explained to me

anyone here ever broken a lease with cause lol

I want to dox myself for cards so bad but im new here and unpopular so I can't DM anyone bahaha

my job is such shit but i need money so here i am!!!!!

eeeee saw violet chachki vs gottmik I am alive I love drag i love performance !!!!!!!