@joepatrice.bsky.social does ATL ever do parody pieces? I'm thinking we need an Onion-style piece where I'm the only person you've ever found to be truly "above the law."

I’m telling you Bluesky is missing some of the best engagements that other place still has.

What if the Cardinals are just checking @polymarket.bsky.social to decide on the papal election?

Had a combo salad instead of a combo wrap and this lifestyle is a prison.

Today, men seek validation by the size of the GPU clusters.

Well that was far from a "tear down this wall" moment. Not even an "Ich bin ein Berliner."

Honestly, I'm not even interested in crash landing a plane anymore. If I can't successfully rip the wings off, roll it over, and keep everyone alive, is it even worth it?

Been cooking up some real world use cases for crypto. We're not the first merchant to accept it. We are, however, the first self-storage facility. cougardao.substack.com/p/space-stat...

Have to give it to the ABATECHSHOW this year. There's a significant reduction in the number of board members speaking. Last year was embarrassing. They've brought back some great speakers. www.techshow.com/faculty/

The Batman movies are really missing the friend who pulls Bruce Wayne aside and says: “Dressing up as a bat is a little weird. Weird way to deal with grief.”

Don’t worry about diamonds. Eggs are where it’s at this Valentine’s Day.

🛩️As someone who once piloted a twin engine prop plane while the pilot slept, I have some familiarly with air traffic control operations. Here are my thoughts on the Reagan National Airport collision...

We don’t actually believe it only took DeepSeek $5.5M do we?

Black mirror is great but why haven’t we had a modern reboot of Twilight Zone?

The Onion never fails. Today is no different.

This is my step-aunt and her husband. They've lost their home in the Palisades Fire. Their daughter has started this @gofundme.com to help them in this immediate aftermath. www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-n...

So I've seen some of what Pasadena Humane has been doing during the #EatonFire and this is where I decided to donate. Check their socials. Support their work. Financially or otherwise. Let's help our animal friends. give.pasadenahumane.org

Good to remember that everything in the market is still not FSD regardless of marketing.

🗓️Just a reminder that we're well past 3 into the New Year Larry David set 3 days for saying "HNY." I'll allow an extension to EOD as it is the 3rd real biz day of the year. No more after today!

So is everyone going to leave Facebook, Insta, and Threads now? Going to be interesting. I mean everyone did forget that FB basically ruined the country in 2016.

First angel investment of the year is down. Looking forward to some more.

Hotel I’m staying at is definitely haunted.

A end of year request: If you are looking to learn more about legal tech in an non-technical way, check out my book: www.amazon.com/Legal-Tech-E...

Before all the posts hit LinkedIn next week, I wanted to get ahead of them and see if I could benefit society just a little. www.linkedin.com/posts/rishwa...

Thinking about adding “❤️ healthy” language in Experts.com marketing in 2025. If the food industry can do it, why can’t I?

NORAD is having no problems tracking a fictional, mythological saint. But they can’t find a single drone flying in the skies of NJ.

There’s no way Hunter Biden and Matt Gaetz don’t become friends, right?! The podcast writes itself!

Difficult to decide what type of expert is needed with this request:

FedEx delivery guy hands me the package and says “let me take a picture of it.” I pose for the picture and he doesn’t find it remotely funny.

🧵MOST HILARIOUS NEWS STORIES OF THE YEAR! It's that time of year where we need to highlight the best stories of the year. By best, I mean the funny ones. I'm going to start the thread. I hope many will join in.

So New Jersey are the only ones being entertained by the drones? California can't get a single drone swarm? Admittedly, @mitch.social has a better chance of seeing such a swarm than I do.

Here's an update on the action taking place in the Onchain Real Estate and Real World Assets space. #realestate #propertytech #legaltech #blockchain cougardao.substack.com/p/update-the...

Is Bluesky quieting down again after the post election buzz? Anyone noticing it? I'm not seeing as much of the #legaltech space as I'd like.

Hey legal tech startups, don't miss out. Friday is the deadline to apply for a spot in Startup Alley at ABA Techshow. It's a great opportunity to highlight your startup. www.lawnext.com/2024/10/atte...

Some weights are free and others await liberation.

@sinlawyer.bsky.social any reason they would have charged 2nd degree instead of 1st? Or might they still amend to add 1st? abcnews.go.com/US/luigi-man...

Last night I turned on the 2019 movie Escape Room on Hulu. I don’t remember seeing this escape-room-related movie but it was enjoyable for suspense/thriller.

For those on the "crypto is a scam" band wagon. Do you remain fully trusting of our banking system?

Okay, so we definitely felt that earthquake.

Assad regime falling is wild to me because it’s all I’ve known of Syria, all my life. Side note: my grandfather held a Syrian passport because when our family emigrated there really was no passport office in Lebanon. Also, Lebanon was largely controlled by Syria back then.

John also commonly refers to me as “mundane” and I’m beginning to take some offense.

Oh man. What if we give meth to the yacht destroying orcas?

I’m confident this entire event and its aftermath will be taught in crisis management and PR for decades to come. Yesterday, health insurance companies vividly learned in what low regard they are held by an entire nation. It rapidly grew beyond a murder/manhunt.

I didn't even get a chance to mark myself as safe!

$40M for an access to justice play is great for the A2J space but also totally crazy. Thanks for all the reading this morning @artificiallawyer.bsky.social www.artificiallawyer.com/2024/12/05/l...

🪙If you're hearing about crypto again as the market heats up, here's your lessons for the day: 1) memecoins are the new cartoon NFTs - they are valueless. Buying them is gambling. 2) don't buy some Bitcoin alternatives like artwork work on the Bitcoin chain. Just buy BTC. ✳️Not investment advice

This is how I know I have made it. Thanks @nickjrishwain.bsky.social. If anyone wants my autograph, you have to bring your own pen and paper.

Favorite new podcast is from @horacewu.bsky.social and @damienriehl.bsky.social. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

The level of #legal / #legaltech in which I live. Listening to the Geek in Review from @glambertpod.bsky.social and Marlene Gebauer featuring Deeligence. While receiving book updates from @bcuban.bsky.social. I tell my nieces and nephews I’m cool. I’m not sure they believe it.

🫢On more than two occasions, I've had to ask an attorney if they are looking for a securities expert or a security expert. If they've practiced securities law, you'd think I wouldn't have to ask this question, but here you are reading the post.