I’m a few months out from my plate renewal, but every time i see the new black license plates, I think “Hello fellow God and covered bridge hater”. This may only make sense to heathen Hoosiers.

Waiting for my Apple Watch monthly goal to just be “Exist for the Month. Just exist. Close nothing”

Shedding a tear for @doozerblake.bsky.social

Happy Hades II day to all that celebrate, but mostly happy day to me!

All this time i thought Antifa was Anti-Facey and it was a continuation of middle school bullying.

I’m sure there’s a heated discussion happening at PragerU about if the letter T should be Trans People or Tylenol in their upcoming picture book “The ABCs of Things You Should be Scared Of”

Uber driver pulled over for speeding. This is new.

You’d think an Uber driver with a thousand rides picking someone up in Carmel would be familiar with roundabouts. You’d be wrong.

The Art of the Moving the Goalposts

Welp. There goes my free time. Played the original to completion on 3 different platforms. Time to dust off the Nintendo Switch. youtu.be/U8lJRcUeEMs?...

Going to preface this with no i don’t think there is anything to this, just an observation. When writing a message on a bullet casing, I have to assume that the person shooting the gun knows that the bullet casing will not travel with the bullet as opposed to a message on a bomb or missile.

A lot of “I don’t need these people in my life” energy this week.

You should get more Korean fried chicken in your life.

Bought tickets for Tron: Ares in IMAX. Should probably get around to watching the first one at some point in the next month…

The Fever should bring Lance Stephenson back!

Have you considered a bottle of wine as an alternative?

If there’s an upside to any of it, less Florida Men 🤷🏻‍♂️

Show me your butts.

Going to a show on a Thursday night with no idea when the headliner will start. These are things that are worrisome to a 48 year old.

It’s pretty much perfect hammock and book weather in Indiana right now.

If i were a bar owner i would add a $99 Expresso Martini to the menu made with Dark Eyes vodka and 3 day old drip coffee. They’ll learn to pronounce it correctly someday.

Can’t believe Taylor Swift’s wedding is going to be the Super Bowl halftime show.

Breakin the food rules and leaving the L out of the BLT. Let’s be honest, it’s not even a supporting actor, barely an extra.

I’ve seen two people post the second image here on Instagram, and both had the content warning. Make it make sense.

Makes a lot more sense that “The Rogue Prince of Persia” feels a whole lot like “Dead Cells” when you realize the developer was Evil Empire. Liking it.

We need this kind of fire right now! You should run for office!

100 times out of 100 when I’m absolutely positive this god damn fucking LEGO set is missing a piece, it was me messing up a previous step.

Woke up to find out Taylor Swift deployed the National Guard. May still be half asleep.

West Carmel residents can boil their water OR take advantage of this unique opportunity for a potential weight loss solution that doesn’t involve Ozempic

In completely shocking news, trying to file a dispute on a toll with the state of Florida is pretty much useless. Just sending them their own photo which shows a different plate and car for the 2nd time.

All you damn Hoosiers talking about how it really cooled down last week fucking cursed us. Sweaty.

Signs of a good casserole all start with so much cheese on it that you can’t even tell what it may contain.

This is apparently the hardest possible sign for any BJ’s gas customer to read. Cars literally 2 or 3 deep waiting when there are multiple open lanes.

Democrats have released the gay chemtrails over downtown Indy

That feeling when you’re eating solo at the bar and someone sits next you and you know they’re going to try to talk to you…

Westfield out here firing off artillery to celebrate July 31 🎇

Someone said “this photo is good enough. Ship it”. Try harder.

Is Hulk Hogan on the Epstein List as Hulk Hogan or Terry Bollea?

The Large Metal Friend. www.thescottcshop.com/the-large-me...

Introduced another person to Hoagies & Hops. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

More excited than I probably should be to try this

The corn dog plants near the office are looking great. Should be ready just in time for the Indiana State Fair.

Trump is essentially an AAU ref: sees what he wants to see, doesn’t see what he doesn’t want to see, and generally just does whatever he likes with no repercussions.

Any day you transition from coffee to beer is a good day.

Discovered some of our friends in the UK say “touch wood” instead of “knock on wood”. Bunch of perverts.

There’s some really cool hidden details inside this ball in the Pixar Luxo Jr. LEGO set.

Got an Italian wedding package deal for $40 million on Prime Day. What a bargain!

State of Florida not helping the toll scams by sending me an invoice for a plate that isn’t ours, for a time that none of us were in Florida.

The ads for toilet paper acting like $77 for 48 rolls being some sort of deal is really something special. If you’re buying that, you should check the price at a store sometime.

I have it on no authority that Myles demanded to leave because he wanted to take up smoking. #Pacers