the united states has serious anti-academia and anti-intellectual problems and unfortunately this skeet is just the tip of the iceberg

me, hands shaking as i try maintain my aim in a standoff: “okay let’s just calm down and be rational. let’s be cool. no one is trying to yuck ANYBODY’S yum here…”

i’m going to make a microsite called “Pimterest” where i post nothing but the Pim fanart i find

@gachaponhero.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fBk6Ag/

lol i genuinely forgot how much i hate hearthstone. oh my gosh i forgot how awful i feel playing it…

all-natural peanut butter is just a massive marketing ploy to sell peanut butter stirring lids and i’m tired of pretending otherwise

the concept of blushing and holding hands with my head on your shoulder as we go down the first drop of the euthanasia coaster

i don’t appreciate being called a “brick” i prefer a “briquette”

do you play BASEBALL?!

most of the time i feel like a slug, but every so often i'm delusional enough to think "give me five minutes with jonathan bailey and i'd charm him with my sense of humor and escort him to my boudoir"

lol yummy and the new solfachord support came out in master duel, and i used my free gems to get the bundle. the only UR i got was miracle raven so i just stopped playing entirely...

@otter.gg www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8feoo9A/ remember that puzzle in silent hill f with the like field of female scarecrows??????

me: you KNOW i love to get two on!!! them: mitts, eating cookies with both chocolate and strawberry milk doesn’t count as “getting two on”

deconstructing the basics and explicitly and concretely revisiting concepts that are considered innate is very much a part of modern approach to art. discussing art, especially with other artists, is valid at all levels. sometimes what draws us to art IS as simple as shape and color

anyone who needs THIS much attack on titan in their life is a fascist

ah yes that WOULD be a salient argument had i not followed it up by playing a ship foghorn sound right after and thus invalidating it

IT’S BIG QUAG MONEY BAGS! REPOST THE MONEY QUAGSIRE FOR GOOD TIDINGS AND MANY MONEYS TO COME TO YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AND 2026!!!

i regret to inform everyone that i did NOT get the cha-cha heels that i wanted this christmas…

Cozy is such a subjective word... How does my neighborhood sim prototype feel to you? Repost = cozy Favorite = not cozy #screenshotsaturday

@otter.gg so a friend of mine had a movie marathon last night and my head’s still spinning. we watched: friday the 13th new beginning, halloween resurrection, jason x, josie and the pussycats, and pop star never stop never stopping. what do you think of this selection my friend curated for me LMAO

@otter.gg www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8D4FNTc/

you used your selectable SSR ticket to secure the final limit break for kitasan black i used it to get a cool art i wanted we are NOT the same

my friend is a teacher and she told me that one of her students said “miss mckeighleigh, chatgpt said my O2 sat could be dangerously low can i go to the nurse?” this is proof ai is going to take all jobs. many such cases.

just remember, if you ever feel lost in life and don’t know where to go: you’re exactly where the trade left you 🥹

gay men shouldn't be allowed to watch sports. nothing but lustful gazes.

@arcbreak.bsky.social your expertise is needed: if two twinks have the same daddy, does that mean they’re siblings? gay siblings? giblings??????

if time is a construct then does that make time wizards blue collar???

he’s so freaky he eats snickers dick-vein side down

*on the floor in a dark hall, with a single spotlight on me. i’m in chains*: (shakily) i await the judgment and wisdom of The Council. *a group of men at a high table, shrouded in darkness, the tallest man in the center speaks*: The Council says… *uncrumples paper* ass must be fatter.

@otter.gg www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Aceghn/

do NOT let me get famous because i would fall in love with my bodyguard AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

hi this is lammy i can't answer the phone right now because the milkcan live show is coming up real soon! i'm not really ready for it but katy ma-san and i have spent a lot of the time in the studio. my solo was not really the way i wanted it to be so i kept practicing and it turned out to be okay!

“hey it’s been a few years! it’s okay that you didn’t recognize me”

@otter.gg www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZP8A9U7fA/

be the diva realness boots you wish to see in the world

i think people are starting to forget how powerful a lyric “coming outta my cage and ive been doing just fine” was to the canine furs and it shows

accidentally bought the GENDER powerades, i’m still hopped up off my energy drink IM GONNA MIX THEM

i drank a celsius and forgot to take my antidepressant today i AM UNSTOPPABLE AND INVINCIBLE and nothing can convince me otherwise

@otter.gg www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8A671gx/

@arcbreak.bsky.social @kaisten.bsky.social what do you call a gay man who works at labcorp? a phlebottomist

@otter.gg www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AJGeFw/ HAHAHAHA apparently the vine boom was in the game too, i love f

BEAR NIGHT AT THE TACO BELL

@otter.gg HEY so this weekend kors k, maozon, CreepP and other cool people are going to be doing a night! i would highly suggest you go, the evening set is a StripE set too

what should i tell them? i had a stomachache so i went to the bathroom but there was a long line at the gas station? i told them it was an emergency, but they said “LET’S RAP FOR IT!” nah…

learning Ghidra... i'm hoping it'll speed up and assist me in my reversing workflow!

The Violent They/thems

*to the tune of running in the 90s* balding in your 30s

if grindr or any other gay app wanted to take itself more seriously it would ask REAL questions for its bio sections like “when you sing the boy is mine, do you sing brandy’s parts, monica’s parts, or both?”

“hey i’m looking for orfelio jose luis garcia rodriguez?” “who the f- OH you’re looking for bugs.” “bugs?” “bugs BUNNY” “…you call him bugs bunny?” “yeah, cuz that foo’ likes to eat carrots and dress up as a woman”

WALLACE