sara landry is business techno and none of yall want to hear that

happy locktober

workshopping a halloween costume

I predicted taylors downfall because of plutos transit from capricorn into aquarius, and my friends are still mock my interesting in astrology.

i will excuse homophobia but i draw the line at genocide, no more of that woman will be played in this house.

whos buying all these t-s*ift variants and what the fuck is your problem omg

there's not gonna be an ophelia dance you stupid slut

sabrina should have lead with when did you get hot for the new album

didn’t think we’d get derivative imagine dragons but here we are

my support system lol

2022 me: ewwww dog strollers me now: google search dog prosthetics

The brother of far-right extremist Nate Hochman is a speaker at the Abundance conference 👍

On brand. This speaker from the Abundance 2025 conference is calling for "deportation abundance"

this is what olivia colman looks like to me

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Indeed.

Here in Colorado, legislators from both parties are trying to grant AI companies immunity from consumer protection lawsuits. Like immunity for gun manufacturers. Politicians will be bought off by all these tech bros as their products continue to kill us.

Buy this car to drive to work. Drive to work to pay for this car.

my mom’s brain tumor on the xray

dream blunt rotation ft. @nofidelity.bsky.social

bet lolo wasn't even bi. probably trying to give queer vibes to be seen as "safe" by women.

got the ick from my gym crush. how are you as a grown man throwing a tantrum. ew

be it for better or worse, jojo siwa has been releasing the song of the summer every year since 2024

it really has been a mids summer

so happy I’m gonna be in my 40s when balearic and chillwave comes back

idk man seems bad that memphis is letting their air quality get cooked for a hitler chatbot.

brat summer was the peak everything’s been down hill since

Patti LuPone in a cunty HBO show

rosemary kennedy after her prefrontal lobotomy

would it kill some of yall to brush your teeth before hitting the threadmill jfc

balboa cafe is like the berghain of san francisco, if the vibes inside were diametrically opposed

Here's me stealing your Nintendo Switches

Chuck Schumer posted a video of him changing the name of the big beautiful bill and the top commenters aren’t impressed

Good to know one of the U.S. President's main influencers on national security policy is calling for actual genocide (65 mil is the total Latino population of the U.S.)

wouldn't diddy fans shouting "not R.I.C.O its FREAKO" and rubbing each other with baby oil mean they know he's guilty and they don't care?

did AI come up with this subject line

hot take but have you considered that the working class fucking sucks? that the average american is selfish and will sacrifice you for a promise of cheap eggs? that gen z loves abject cruelty?

the state of florida is selling merch for their concentration camp. literally please drown already

bitch is azealia getting AIPAC money?

out jogging on van ness and a guy in a wheelchair yells run forest run. luv

this but also zohran actually rules

until the train derails and we’re all impaled like FD3

the fact that this was done before ai 🥲

hes got that hung smile

the marias is boring sorry

tate mcrae might be the better singer but she still giving labubu crumbl stanley dubai chocolate :/

The assassination of members of the party who is not in power is the declaration of open season on the perceived electoral minority. It is fundamentally necessary to engage in all-out opposition party tactics. Things will not get better.

my life moves faster than me can't feel the ground beneath my feet

im truly a "a little something sweet with coffee" pervert

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