what I hate about my chihuahua is that she probably thinks this is how dogs live. like they haven’t been outdoors fending for themselves for like centuries. she just pawed at my face to let her inside my blanket.

tucker carlson is going to run for president and he is going to win

my dog: sighs me: omg she’s breathing like a people 😍🥹😍🥹

it’ll happen tonight 🌕 q

charli died on the way to her home planet xcxworld

Whoopsie-daisy, yoo-hoo, yelling, “I love you” Out to my white feather hawk tail deer hunter.

every wuthering heights review is like “oh no my novel” go read it then? god forbid a girlie gets creative

it feels kinda racist that i hate petit buiscuit and illenium, even though they're actually just white guys.

Woke 2 is so HERE

I 🫶 techno

you can tell they’ve never been outside of an uber because they’re marching down fillmore to civic

I mean let me ask the audience

the false equivalence of my strange addiction is that someone rubs her pussy juice on her neck every twenty minutes and someone that has a bunch of pet snakes are literally the same thing

rhetorically weekly

i've been back home for a week and am living out of my luggage

i know i’m not saying anything most of you don’t know, but for sake of clarity: bovino being transferred out of minneapolis is not a victory, it’s a start the white house panicking and reversing their narrative is not a victory, it’s a start take 10 seconds to celebrate & let’s get back to work

have you seen rebecca hall and caroline polachek in the same room? think about it

I love that language never stops evolving

12 years later and i still have dreams about showing up to my shift at h&m and noticing i was scheduled the day before.

had the worst tim hortons coffee. you're under spells people

you don’t understand I like ladytron in a gothy way not in a bear way please listen to me

twitters down lets open bsky bsky: hello x refugee byeeeee

these long trips always remind me that if i were to move back home i would expeditiously kill myself within a few months

i am quirk chungus but i am free

don’t mean to yuck ur yum (maybe I do) but im so glad were rid of that 80s streaming show. a scourge on culture and corny as shit. funko pop ass show byeee

I’m tired of pretending she and him isn’t good

i feel like emily's fuck ass bob made her less quirky, which i guess its a natural progression in a marketing professional's career but still.

emily in america be like: emily please have the ai generated brainstorm mocks and kpis done before your 7pm layoff and remember to stay on for your 7:30 contract-no benefits rehire onboarding call

time to bing my favorite holiday slop: emily in paris

noooooo they AId the tinypng panda

climax 2 but it’s set at TPUSA

the art of the deal is that instead of annexing canada actually gag city was always the goal

ykw they would. they're like a type b Search Party.

i have something to say

Hiring a bunch of babes in bikinis to stand on the side of the path that Sisyphus uses to push his rock up the hill. Asking Sisyphus later if that improved things any. He pauses thoughtfully before answering, "Yeah"

ppl who complain about salt and straw are literally just cringe boomers

having holiday cocktails instead of tequila sodas and a cigarette

nice of ninajirachi to love her computer but some of us are graphic designers

You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?

charli xcx feat john cale, rosalia lux, bassvictim, ninajirachi, the hellp riviera, suzy sheer, patch +, snowstrippers tour

sorry the only good thing pelosi ever did is put me on to jenni’s. bramble berry crisp really is that batch.

sara landry is business techno and none of yall want to hear that

happy locktober

workshopping a halloween costume

I predicted taylors downfall because of plutos transit from capricorn into aquarius, and my friends are still mock my interesting in astrology.

i will excuse homophobia but i draw the line at genocide, no more of that woman will be played in this house.

whos buying all these t-s*ift variants and what the fuck is your problem omg

there's not gonna be an ophelia dance you stupid slut