I may not pass in the traditional sense, but it isn't worth caring about those who require me to meet such an arbitrary qualifier just to treat me like a human.

People who warn you that revenge is bad actually, are just really bad at revenge.

Megyn Kelly is a sick fucking freak. Miss me with 'trans people are a threat to our kids shit' while you move the goal posts for this odious creature. I hope your Hell is real because that is where you'd be going. The fact she still has a job after saying this makes her whole network complicit.

Cis couples looking for a trans third should be fed to coyotes.

Singing outside my boyfriend's place of work like a leopard seal and making all the windows vibrate till they shatter so they have to close early.

I should just stop celebrating or even acknowledging Halloween. Every year it's just worse, I feel worse.

Netflix, give @mikeflanaganfilm.com 300 million dollars to adapt this into a series right now.

"Haha well when we're in the camps-" No. Shut the fuck up. You cannot comprehend the suffering and terror of being in the kind of camp you are referring to. You would not have the capacity to give a singular fuck about what the person next to you tweeted about.

Maybe if you had actually listened to me all the times I offered you a job on a silver platter, maybe if you didn't lie to me constantly, you wouldn't be in the situation you're in now... but alas now here I am subtweeting about your inconsiderate, video game addict ass.

The feminine urge to impulsively fly to Las Vegas and put myself into a dangerous but not *too* dangerous situation for the adrenaline.

This selfie made a lot of British people mad.

It's giving

It's just funny how all the queers who complain loudly about there being a top shortage are also the same people that get really particular about ''genital preference''.

Another night at home cause every plan I tried to make fell through but Trey the Explainer likes my boobs so I got that going for me.

I want to tell myself that I deserve better than this life but empirical evidence has taught me I do not.

"You can't save someone who doesn't want to be saved" is class divisive nihilist philosophy that's been spoon fed to you by selfish people who want to absolve themselves of responsibility. By that logic we should let suicide happen. We should let people die who refuse to leave burning buildings.

I hate being an introvert.

I'M GOING TO MAKE MY OWN MINNESOTA, AND IT SHALL HAVE TEN MILLION, NAY, TEN BILLION LAKES.

I am so on the edge rn. I don't know how much longer I can take this

I just got stood up. I put on my best dress and full make up. Drove into the city through the rain, found parking, only to get stood up. Why do I just have such little worth?

Are they gonna label all the men who watch trans porn as terrorists too?

Grindr is the place you go when you're so low that you feel like you don't *deserve* Bumble.

Someone find me a wife who is the OPPOSITE of whatever the Hell this is...

fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.

Bystanders should be asking where they will be when they have achieved their state media goals? What does that landscape look like when there is no opposition? What will be the 'content'? When there is no target? When will it be your turn?

Today is either going to be annoying or the worst day of my life.

New Coheed dropping is crazy.

You know shit is blitzed when the fucking NRA takes a stand for trans people before the Democrats do.

If they succeed in doing this, then that sets the precedent for them to bar any marginalized group from arming themselves. Canary in a coal mine moment. If we die, YOU WILL BE NEXT.

2025 was the year I dated a literal rogues gallery of villains comparable to Batman. To set expectations, in January I dated an evil sadist doctor who moonlight as kickboxer and administered drugs to me without my consent.

I don't fucking know if I were the attending physician of a multimillion dollar medical practice I'd probably make sure I knew what the fucking policies are before taking patients but that's just me.

Waiting to pick up my man from work so we can eat out.

"ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF," they say, while beating my skull in with a claw hammer.

WHAT DOES THE EXOTIC ANIMAL TRADE HAVE TO DO WITH COLONIZATION ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? Reptile breeders really will be the most racist motherfuckers you'll ever meet.

NYC gov so corrupt u try to pick up a cute guy in the city hall bathroom and he leads u into a stall, puts ur hand on $200 he has tucked inside his cockring, goes ‘shh’ and just leaves without any sex

The Executive Branch is restoring a Confederate statue in DC to intentionally provoke its destruction. That then gives them an on paper excuse to federalize DC, which lays the groundwork for federalizing NYC when Mamdani wins in the Fall. Destroy the fucking statue anyway and watch him fail.

There's an alternate timeline where Rocky Horror Picture Show was never made and so we are all happy and safe.

they put me in charge of the timesheets cause im so clockable

They could never do GODZILLA VS PHILADELPHIA because Philadelphia would win.

could be your view!

I am so so tired of being yelled at.

I wanna put my mouth on it.

When am I going to have a weekend that feels like a fucking weekend omg

Only Gen Z stare I care about is the one I get after whispering and licking filthy things into mine's ear while in public.

Good morning! It’s so hot out I need friends to go swimming with and water wrestle 🥵

Date night fit~

In the new Superman movie one of the main villains is a surrogate for Israel and Netanyahu and the Justice League executes the Head of State by splattering him across the ground. Kind of wild to see a corporate movie take such a swing like that when criticism of Israel is such lathspell in media.

A bunch of children just had an airstrike dropped on them in Gaza while in line for vitamins. Are you there for them as well, or is that too political?

ContraPoints really did just say 'lemme make the Palestinian Genocide about me'.

The new Superman movie is about WHAT?! I apologize James Gunn, I was not familiar with your game.