Open up BlueSky. First image: MASSIVE cock *PC hard crashes* My device couldn't handle the sheer girth

This comic from last year is oddly relevant

Locker Room Backshots for @borgora.bsky.social and spacetriptoad.bsky.social kihu.club/ t.me/kihucommissions x.com/kihublue patreon.com/kihu subscribestar.adult/kihu

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO #IdolsofAsh

Limited to one per band/artist: FoB - Carpel Tunnel of Love Flobots - Handlebars Gorillaz - November Has Come The Cranberries - Zombie Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf Muse - Plug in Baby McR - Famous Last Words Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit Florence+The Machine - Kiss with a Fist XX - Islands

I love rock climbing 🧗🪨

good tweet

Big up yerself, New Griddy Massiv'

Mmm

Yeah I am REALLY good at games. 😵 Humbled.

"Yeah! She snorted the whole thing!... 'Kay! I'll call the Pokémon Center!" 🚑️

As long as I have a face, your dad will always have somewhere to sit.

PSA.

🐇 🌑

Emelie deepthroating animation! 👄💦 Animation: bsky.app/profile/hmio... Sound: x.com/SquishSuccubus Based on a still in my game!🐷

u seem like u need cpr baby

Where there is light, there is shadow. Shadowbringers will officially be added to the FFXIV Free Trial on Tuesday, April 28! Play up to and including Patch 5.5 for free!

Let the weekend rays glow. #Lalafell #GPose

I am British and this is an absolute war crime.

"How was your week?" uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

After Tullyolai began to return to some sense of normality, there were much less options on how to earn a reasonable sum of coin... 📹 #FFXIV #GPOSE #NSFW #AuRa #Hrothgar #Roe

Remember, a crime is only a crime if you get seen doing it. #Lalafell #Memes

Oh it's hefty ✦ #LeoButBad

New expac's threat: "You? You think you are equal to the being the ancient's created and fell to? You are not worthy of my challenge. With but a slither of my power, my familiar here will expunge your existence from this star. By the honour of Azem, you will not tarnish our legacy!" - Jeebs (Probs)

I'm getting sick of every time I just about get used to a situation, something else happens to just knock me back down. Congratulations whoever prayed for my downfall, you win. There's not much else left to take from me. There's not much left of me either. From now, no one matters to me, but me.

Oh boy it's that time again! Freebies for all. #FourTwenty #FFXIV

🍃High stimnkers! Happy 420 from this lil ouid gobbo🍃 🎨: @inkyharpy.bsky.social

Maka

My static need to work less on their models and more on their parses. 😤 (I didn't notice how clear some clothes were until I saw this pic! 😅) #GPOSE by one of said static members.

🔔FOR REAL THIS TIME🔔 NO BULLSHIT, NO DELAYS, NO LAST MINUTE CANCELLATIONS See you there?

“Boys Night at The Bear Trap” larger illustration I finished a little bit ago for @runetheboar.bsky.social and his partner Ziggy! *I don’t usually post/ offer explicit nsfw illustrations anymore but I felt this one was worth sharing.

Massive horse meats, but sealed for freshness. 🐴💦

Hey all, Kevin here. Please read.

waow.

playing with these kinds of players.

A senile rapist pedophile president is openly threatening genocide and absolutely no one in the administration is making any attempt to stop it. This country needs to be completely rebooted, this is beyond horrific, yet sadly not even unexpected at this point, which says a lot.

So does anyone know where I can buy a daki cover for The Tyrant from DT raids? Asking for a friend. No really, it's not for me, he's not high enough up my smash list.

Not giving me an end date on the McGriddle in the UK menu at Maccers is the worst kind of emotional torture.

There aren't enough hands for everything

My cats at 1:30am after they take a huge shit

your favourite pokemon is trubbish

I am SO mature.

The April Fools joke from me this year is that I forgot it's 1st April and only realised when I looked at all the direct debits going out of my bank today. I AM the clown 🤡

This is gonna make a great Sailor Moon base.