SOMEONE told me this heat is like crawling into satan's arsehole and I am inclined to agree

laptop overheating so i fix

Pelicans

Unethical corporate hack #1: Fancy some booze to get through your meetings? Use a mug on all Teams/Zoom calls, no one can see what's inside.

You know what I hate? That I've pushed hard in my career and sacrificed so much, only to end up with less disposable income than before. I'm more tired, less happy AND poorer. If life had a refund policy I'd be raising a ticket.

If I roll another 90+ for Windurst emote and/or minion and don't get it I'm gonna start skinning loporrits.

you know is just.. simple and clean, and all that! the video timelapse in my tiktok ! www.tiktok.com/@ritsukaxan/... #kingdomhearts #kingdomhearts4 #sora #mamahuevodejadeleeresto

Sir Snail Knight (order of the snail).

Well, I wasn't expecting that. ff-resonance.vercel.app

Pride 🏳️‍🌈

British trains are like "oh you have the Super Groupoid Off-Peak Plus ticket which is not allowed on this service except for the train after and the train before because they are formed of 7 coaches instead of 8 and slow down a little through Banbury; that's a £1000 fine you fare-dodging dickhead".

Absolutely tilted

Its odd I've had to send (stopusingcure1.info) twice to healers in one day, above level 50....

Bloodborne or something IDK I don't play FromSoft games. #FFXIV #GPOSE #Lalafell

Open up BlueSky. First image: MASSIVE cock *PC hard crashes* My device couldn't handle the sheer girth

This comic from last year is oddly relevant

Locker Room Backshots for @borgora.bsky.social and spacetriptoad.bsky.social kihu.club/ t.me/kihucommissions x.com/kihublue patreon.com/kihu subscribestar.adult/kihu

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO #IdolsofAsh

Limited to one per band/artist: FoB - Carpel Tunnel of Love Flobots - Handlebars Gorillaz - November Has Come The Cranberries - Zombie Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf Muse - Plug in Baby McR - Famous Last Words Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit Florence+The Machine - Kiss with a Fist XX - Islands

I love rock climbing 🧗🪨

good tweet

Big up yerself, New Griddy Massiv'

Mmm

Yeah I am REALLY good at games. 😵 Humbled.

"Yeah! She snorted the whole thing!... 'Kay! I'll call the Pokémon Center!" 🚑️

As long as I have a face, your dad will always have somewhere to sit.

PSA.

🐇 🌑

Emelie deepthroating animation! 👄💦 Animation: bsky.app/profile/hmio... Sound: x.com/SquishSuccubus Based on a still in my game!🐷

u seem like u need cpr baby

Where there is light, there is shadow. Shadowbringers will officially be added to the FFXIV Free Trial on Tuesday, April 28! Play up to and including Patch 5.5 for free!

Let the weekend rays glow. #Lalafell #GPose

I am British and this is an absolute war crime.

"How was your week?" uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

After Tullyolai began to return to some sense of normality, there were much less options on how to earn a reasonable sum of coin... 📹 #FFXIV #GPOSE #NSFW #AuRa #Hrothgar #Roe

Remember, a crime is only a crime if you get seen doing it. #Lalafell #Memes

Oh it's hefty ✦ #LeoButBad

New expac's threat: "You? You think you are equal to the being the ancient's created and fell to? You are not worthy of my challenge. With but a slither of my power, my familiar here will expunge your existence from this star. By the honour of Azem, you will not tarnish our legacy!" - Jeebs (Probs)

I'm getting sick of every time I just about get used to a situation, something else happens to just knock me back down. Congratulations whoever prayed for my downfall, you win. There's not much else left to take from me. There's not much left of me either. From now, no one matters to me, but me.