On the subway heading to work and I hear a very familiar sound, music….. someone can’t put down their Switch for Pokemon Fire Red/ Leaf Green! I’m hearing the battle music! 🤣🤣🤣

Honestly as I’m playing Fire Red on the Switch… I like that you don’t have EXP share when battling. It’s the hustle to level up that makes the game more challenging.

I was feeling a bit photography artsy in this FCF pic.

Look who wanted to come hang out with me! 🥰 @derekc34.bsky.social

My newest easiest go to lunch/dinner now is cheeseburger bowls 🤤 paired with air fried died potato’s and Trader Joe’s…. Fuck this slaps hard! ( I could made the bowl a bit more influencer appealing but fuck it!)

FCF stroking edition. Mishap with the electric razor resulted in going bald on the pubes! 😅 comment below if your a fan of bald, groomed, or wild pubes.

Ah it’s holy day on this app…FCF ☺️ The best day of the week! Especially when feeling a bit feral 😈

Saturday Vibes ☺️🚿

I ain’t ever getting out of this steamy hot shower!! 🚿 it’s so warm and cozy. Fuck this cold weather is awful.

I’m over the fucking cold!!!🥶 This is gonna be my most expensive winter ever. It’s so cold that it doesn’t even feel like my heat is on. I’m ready for spring now!!!

Please tell me this is a sick joke and it’s fake news !😭😭😭 She’s a legend, an icon, a queen!

I’m on Etsy looking for some artwork and I come across this! I’m gagged! Should I get it? 😂

One thing about being off for 2 weeks from work while recovering from surgery is how much you can stretch out and truly relax ☺️ snowy #humpday hit differently when you have no obligations except to pamper yourself…..

I purposely held off on watching Heated Rivalry so I can binge watch it during my recovery and finally binged it last night….THATS SOFT CORE PORN! 🥵🥵🥵 JFC that was so hot. Now I need to read the book for more.

Holy fucking airballs Batman! 😭🙌 Had my post op follow up this morning and got the splints taken out of my nose….. I can fucking breathe again! It’s a literal head rush. 🥹 As the surgeon pulled out the splint I almost blurted out “ fuck I can breath again and suck dick!” 😂

Update: 2 days post op and we’re healing nicely. Got the blood cleaned off around my nose. Splints still inside and still very heavily congested with the dried blood and splits and swelling. Nose isn’t in its final form due to the above but pain is minimal now. Upper lip is numb and mouth breathing!

No FCF today cause it’s surgery day! Success but oh man am I tired and sore!

I’m gonna cry! 🥹 I get to work and during morning huddle meeting I am presented in front of all my co-workers by department directors an award for my hard work and excellency, honestly it took me by surprise and nearly spit my coffee out when they said the award was for me. 🥹

Snow day activities 😈

Slept in, slightly hungover, coffee and cock. It’s a good snow day 🙂‍↕️

Wine in one hand, cozy warm apt, ambient lighting, Netflix on…. All that’s needed is a cute boy to cuddle with! 🙂‍↕️

I don’t think I’m doing this yoga thing correctly 🤪 someone needs to help me out. #FCF

My friend knows me well 🙌

Reminder this a gay naked safe space. It is not for gay for trumps, gay republicans, ice supporters, anti trans rights. If you are one of those please unfollow and maybe block me.

It’s Friday, in a mood. Who’s coming to sit on it 😜 #FCF

Happy Nude Year!! 2026 is gonna be the year of change! I’ve got a few things already going and had actually started a little early! In no particular order…. New hearing aid, nose job, fitness goals, career advancement, going back to school and travel! Oh and more sex! Lots sexy time with sexy guys!

Let’s get up and get ready for the day! Off to the doctors for my 3 month prep appointment! Ending the year off on an informed note. Do you know your status?

So basically how I spent my ENTIRE Sunday. I didn’t do anything thing else…. I ain’t mad about it 😅

It’s Christmas Eve and I’m waiting for Daddy Clause to come visit me! I wonder which list he put me on this year? 🤔

This Christmas Eve remember, Santa needs more than milk and cookies this season 😉🎅

That elf saw the naughty list and said “ fuck yeah! Let’s go!” 😂

It’s a relaxing FCF kinda day. 😌 Nothing beats a cozy bubble bath and candle light to ease tensions.

So…. The Hunger Games.

Fuck me! It’s FCF! 😜😈 I’m so ready for the weekend and debauchery!

Heated Electric Mattress Pad Slipped in bed pre heated & moaned like a slut in a bathhouse. Heat wrapped me like post-nut cuddles with zero disappointment all night. Turned it off at 4am - the cold slapped my ass hard, turned it back on. Best purchase ever! 10/10 recommend for winter! a.co/d/cLvME9F

Oh it’s been a minute since I posted something fun! My sincerest apologies! I’m still here! Just been a busy few weeks. Happy Monday to all you sexy studs.

One thing I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older is that if the ball is in someone else’s court, you just have to wait and see what they do with it. If you run over and pick it up for them, you’re just playing by yourself and you’ll never know if they can actually keep up with you.

🙂‍↕️ Thank goodness for 2F-Authentication. Someone tried accessing my social media account and I was alerted immediately to the attempt. My account is safe and secured and passwords changed as a precaution.

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate the holiday! May you be stuff and filled with deliciousness!

Yall just roasting me at this point! 😂😂😂 Keep it coming cause honestly it’s hilarious. Admittedly it’s the worse pic of me but that’s kinda the point.

There’s a plan! Oh I am so excited! Surgeon can bend the rules a bit and give me relief from my chronic issues and a bit of cosmetic enhancement all while keeping it covered by insurance! 🤩 Next step is to schedule the surgery which I’m sure will be after the new year. 2026 I’m gonna look amazing!

They couldn’t have taken a more flattering photo of me for this consultation 😤😂 ignore the red patch on hairline there Seb derm…. But omg this is an awful pic 😂😂😂

So excited! Consultation with a plastic surgeon for my nose! As much as I want a cosmetic procedure this is for my deviated septum that’s causing chronic Rhinits and I have had no relief for over 2 years ( sinus inflammation so bad) but ya know if ya girl gets a new nose 😏💅

FCF ( fucking cold Friday) and I don’t wanna get out of the hot steamy shower!

It’s FCF! 😍😈 (wiggle 🍆wiggle 🍆wiggle )

Day off with every intention of being productive ( I actually wanted to go into work for OT but didn’t go cancelled) so I played video games all day. Next time I need this scenario ⬇️ 😏

Odd twist to the usual smells…. At the bar and it smells like someone near my table ate a soap bar or something! 😂 I keep hearing “ excuse me” and getting strong scents of soap. Are you farting soap? At least shit smells clean 😂😂😂