Behind you there are two wolves

Wait hold on, you’re saying the Chargers are soiling their sheets? In January? The San Diego(?) Chargers?

If they could bottle what Indiana fans are feeling right now, nobody would ever leave their house

I went to the other high school in Midwest City at the time, and the Shelden Williams/Matt Kemp hype train was wild, though it was mostly about Williams and “the other guy”. I think it was a couple years after he broke into the bigs that I put together that Kemp was the dude from my hometown.

Nice try, unfortunately for that man he has branded himself as Stephen A. Smith while I go by the name Stephen The. Smith

Put him in a robe, full immersion in the Potomac? I’m listening…

the telemarketers really resolved to recommit to the grind for the new year, and you know what, good for th...no, still fuck off forever

Nourished By Tim

Doing some daily @themountaingoats.bsky.social reading in 2026 along with Leon Durham

Black eyed peas are a traditional New Year’s Day meal because it’s important to “get it started” on an auspicious note

It's not happening this year, and I have no idea if I think he even meets whatever the 21st century SP standard ends up being, but I would celebrate the hell out of a hypothetical Hall Of Famer Felix Hernandez

Alonzo Mourning giffing it when my stupid football team is involved in some dirty business but at least it’s not some bespoke stupid thing that only they do

Oklahoma is a basketball state

They could even call the deep doink vibrations that make everyone bleed from their mouths “the crimson note”

Been waiting for Jay’s Gordo retrospective and he nails it. The only WS game I made it to in person was 2015 G1, in my #4 jersey, which is a thrill I doubt will ever be matched in my spectating career.

(Bravely) I don’t think I should have to finish the Sunday crossword before noon if I want to see my previous week’s stats before they’re wiped from the app

Ángel Zerpa debuted with the Royals on 9/30/21, the fifth-longest tenured member of the team. With him being moved, the top 5 list is now: 1 Salvador Perez (debuted 8/10/11) 2 Kris Bubic (7/31/20) 3 Kyle Isbel (4/1/21) 4 Daniel Lynch IV (5/3/21) 5 Bobby Witt Jr. (4/7/22)

Regarding the 2026 Royals HOF ballot, feels best to paraphrase Brian Wilson ca. 2012: This Monster Is Stacked

I’m guessing the new “architect that non-architects know about” is gonna be Bjarke Ingels, though he needs more time to get to Gehry’s cultural cachet

Letterman (tapping notecard on desk): laBOOboos, Paul, you heard of these? Laaa BOOboos. Shaffer: (leads band in five second snippet of Outkast’s “Roses”)

When the school cafeteria menu lists one of the two things my kid will eat and then doesn’t serve that thing, my family should be entitled to restitution

Giannis YOU 🫵 are a Thunder

Young Modest Mussorgsky looked more like a Nate

“If it’s nae Scottish, it’s crrrrap”

The KC 3rd down defense this year is a real coughing baby situation, where anyone with a pulse is a hydrogen bomb

When Jered Weaver broke out as one of the AL’s top pitchers I could only think of him as “that fuckhead’s brother” for awhile

I’m not saying the pope is good, but his content is off the chain

The big "1" label on the cryo-preservation tank where I'm storing my dead wife has people asking a lot of questions that, to be honest, I haven't really addressed yet

I had a reminder pop up on my phone today that was just the title of this song, and I have no idea why I set it. But let's all enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnDY...

This Day In History: Deep Cuts

Megyn Kelly doesn’t seem to know the age of consent, so we can say for sure that she’s not a libertarian

This is true because Bob Nutting thinks that having to pay his employees is theft

By the time these get on the field they might as well be the Damn Daniels

She's looking at the election results

Burning 30 hours with Santa's naturals. Is this what that Kanye song is about

closing my eyes, breathing in deeply, letting go of feelings about who finished third in the american league mvp voting

Prince Andrew for LSU AD

I watched the Pope cheer as William Ligue attacked Royals first base coach Tom Gamboa at Sox Park

The blue jay on their caps needs to be like 10% smaller. The one on the helmets looks great

Bari Weiss has alienated colleagues at CBS News by microwaving sushi in the break room at lunch

9:00 PST: Will Klein? 12:00 PST: Did he ever

Joe Buck: “We will see you…in a little bit”

If Pedro Baez was still on the Dodgers we’d only be in the 13th inning

I always watch baseball in the hopes that the broadcast will at some point include the phrase “look at it…glistening” and tonight my ticket cashed

it is nuts that these bozos keep hanging zeroes

Is the night Shohei went 4-4 with 2 IBBs and 2 homers including a game-tying one late going to end up as the Tommy Edman Game

Gordon would’ve been dead to rights

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