I think if you are a Bluesky-poster-aged person, 24 tacos might be more than you think

Looked up this Royals pitcher who I’d never heard of and would like to thank Google for the information

Based on the ratings I gave them when I created them in Triple Play 2001, pretty much every single guy from that era

Today, it was snowballs. Tomorrow it could be bubblegum, you guys don’t know, nobody knows

When the job interviewer asks if I have any other special skills to note

Awful to hear about the loss of Terrance Gore. One of the most unique characters in Royals history and by all accounts a good guy off the field. Wishing peace for his family and especially his young kids.

Here's an album whose title was forever ruined by a single meme about a decade later

Beltrán really should go into the Hall as a Met. There is still only one choice as biggest Royals cap snub in Cooperstown

There’s a real “5 blades” situation developing in children’s visual entertainment. I gotta find out what these new dimensions are

In a new survey, NFL players have declared their dream Super Bowl halftime performer loud and clear. I gotta say I was not expecting it to be Of Montreal

Found out today that there's a shop in Dodge City, Kansas named Flowers By Irene, apparently completely unironically

wow they booked the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social music city bowl preview

It’s a little strange that the Twins and Vikings both fired (or whatever) their GMs within 24 hours of each other totally out of the blue at odd times in the hire/fire cycle? Is this news dumping while the city is busy with more important matters?

Maybe the Nationals could let Richard speak for himself, if he wants to, it’s not really anyone’s business

(Jack Black, watching this creature rise from the sea) “that’s Levitation, homes”

The drought is over

i don't know who this AFC title game is an indictment of but somebody is getting goddamn indicted out here

The president is fine, everyone. He muddied his shorts when he saw the earth dropping away as the plane took off and didn't have any spare underwear. This is why you always pack at least two sets of clothing for each day you'll be away.

Like me, Caleb Williams went to school at both Oklahoma and USC. We’re a lot alike.

If the Broncos win the Super Bowl on some Jeff Hostetler shit, not even 3 Lombardis since 2019 will console me

(Daniel Craig voice) ladies and gentlemen…..it’s Friday

Behind you there are two wolves

Wait hold on, you’re saying the Chargers are soiling their sheets? In January? The San Diego(?) Chargers?

If they could bottle what Indiana fans are feeling right now, nobody would ever leave their house

I went to the other high school in Midwest City at the time, and the Shelden Williams/Matt Kemp hype train was wild, though it was mostly about Williams and “the other guy”. I think it was a couple years after he broke into the bigs that I put together that Kemp was the dude from my hometown.

Nice try, unfortunately for that man he has branded himself as Stephen A. Smith while I go by the name Stephen The. Smith

Put him in a robe, full immersion in the Potomac? I’m listening…

the telemarketers really resolved to recommit to the grind for the new year, and you know what, good for th...no, still fuck off forever

Nourished By Tim

Doing some daily @themountaingoats.bsky.social reading in 2026 along with Leon Durham

Black eyed peas are a traditional New Year’s Day meal because it’s important to “get it started” on an auspicious note

It's not happening this year, and I have no idea if I think he even meets whatever the 21st century SP standard ends up being, but I would celebrate the hell out of a hypothetical Hall Of Famer Felix Hernandez

Alonzo Mourning giffing it when my stupid football team is involved in some dirty business but at least it’s not some bespoke stupid thing that only they do

Oklahoma is a basketball state

They could even call the deep doink vibrations that make everyone bleed from their mouths “the crimson note”

Been waiting for Jay’s Gordo retrospective and he nails it. The only WS game I made it to in person was 2015 G1, in my #4 jersey, which is a thrill I doubt will ever be matched in my spectating career.

(Bravely) I don’t think I should have to finish the Sunday crossword before noon if I want to see my previous week’s stats before they’re wiped from the app

Ángel Zerpa debuted with the Royals on 9/30/21, the fifth-longest tenured member of the team. With him being moved, the top 5 list is now: 1 Salvador Perez (debuted 8/10/11) 2 Kris Bubic (7/31/20) 3 Kyle Isbel (4/1/21) 4 Daniel Lynch IV (5/3/21) 5 Bobby Witt Jr. (4/7/22)

Regarding the 2026 Royals HOF ballot, feels best to paraphrase Brian Wilson ca. 2012: This Monster Is Stacked

I’m guessing the new “architect that non-architects know about” is gonna be Bjarke Ingels, though he needs more time to get to Gehry’s cultural cachet

Letterman (tapping notecard on desk): laBOOboos, Paul, you heard of these? Laaa BOOboos. Shaffer: (leads band in five second snippet of Outkast’s “Roses”)

When the school cafeteria menu lists one of the two things my kid will eat and then doesn’t serve that thing, my family should be entitled to restitution

Giannis YOU 🫵 are a Thunder

Young Modest Mussorgsky looked more like a Nate

“If it’s nae Scottish, it’s crrrrap”

The KC 3rd down defense this year is a real coughing baby situation, where anyone with a pulse is a hydrogen bomb

When Jered Weaver broke out as one of the AL’s top pitchers I could only think of him as “that fuckhead’s brother” for awhile

I’m not saying the pope is good, but his content is off the chain