Aaron Rai right now.

Scheffler 👀👀

The way the media thinks Evangelicals care about anything The Pope says has always been fascinating to me.

“You are the Musak while the Musak lasts.” - TSA Eliot

Niche joke.

“April is the cruelest month…” - TSA Eliot

“April is the cruelest month…” - TSA Eliot

One train engineer, one train mechanic (big train town!). Both were in WWII doing similar jobs.

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

Conneaut Creek? Does that even count? If not I guess I’ll go Cuyahoga 🔥

Who watches the watchmen?

He's bored with the job. He just wants more fake awards.

Imagine if Bidejapoiegaio;eraeihasperihapihaoida;oieaea;r

Student loan forgiveness…..?

I completely forgot about the ballroom and was just reminded of it and now I need to take a walk.

This should be the biggest scandal in the history of the US.

Quote of the year.

Are we even giving aid to Nigeria?

They have never once said what their plan is.

Why would Trump want a ballroom built if it won't be finished until near the end of his term....unless....

Our essay on President Trump and Secretary Hegseth’s speech: substack.com/profile/5411...

My son is also named Bort.

No one reads these.

OMG what year is it?

Wow, not only do players have to deal with thick rough, but there's a Sarlacc pit on the 13th green. #usopen #oakmont #golf

How long before people start claiming washing your hands is actually bad for you?

Probably shouldn't have bragged about taking away humanitarian aid, firing thousands of government employees with families, and throwing entire departments "into the woodchipper"...

I was 75% right!

Today’s prediction for #TheMasters: Bryson never gets it going. Rory wins by 4.

I was sort of right on all of these.

My Saturday predictions for #TheMasters: Rory is going to separate and have a 2 shot lead to end the day. Bryson is either going to shoot a 67 or a 73. If Scottie is in winning form the putter will reveal the truth today.

I’m not a “imagine if Biden had said this” guy, but imagine if Biden had said this.

“We got him this time.” They said for the 982nd time.

Desert Storm

There basically no professional golf content on here so I’m claiming it…. Here is my 2025 majors predictions: Master: Scottie Scheffler PGA: Rory McElroy US Open: Shane Lowery The Open: Tommy Fleetwood #pgatour #themasters

Can someone put together a starter pack of good accounts I used to follow in 2009?

I spent so long not wanting to post that now I don’t know what to post so I’m left posting about posting.

@delia.bsky.social Hey 👋🏻, you represent me in congress! Hope to see you back on here.

Twitter is now just sports, people tweeting through it like it's still 2012, and people fascism-ing.

Perfect balance.

Find out before you flip out. #TedLasso

Where is everyone?