Vanced?

If Trump had seen this twelve years ago, the world might be a very different place.

Real patriots start lactating turkey gravy 7-10 days prior to Thanksgiving.

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That didn't take long. Critics have already started with the if-only-Carol-were-more-likeable Pluribus takes.

She always looks like she's auditioning for the Anna Paquin role in Hurlyburly.

"Can bulls be critters?" is going to tear families apart.

We're gonna get some great inside shots of Trump's new ballroom soon.

Tara Reade guy and Kamala guy are fighting. I hope "Trump Will Never be President" guy weighs in.

MY TOP 10 LEAST EMBARRASSING MOUNTAIN GOATS SONGS: 10) 9) 8) 7) 6) 5) 4) 3) 2) 1)

Kat Abughazaleh is next

The Exorcist The Shining The Fog The Exorcist III

"The brain isn't even fully developed until 25, and women may regret not keeping that baby in the future." - Gavin Newsom logic applied to abortion

Sure, you could help this doofus line her pockets by reading 300 pages she didn't write about a campaign she completely tanked, or you can just read the following: she was the weak candidate of a spineless party who let sniveling consultants lead her into getting walloped by an absolute moron.

A justification that would make Kyle Rittenhouse proud.

I'm glad we left twitter so we could spend all day talking about and screenshotting twitter. Seems crucial.

My favorite movies of the 21st century.

I was just browsing Glenn Danzig's wiki and the most shocking thing in there is that he is 5′ 3″. I had no idea.

Jake Tapper reposting Jonah Goldberg praising Fox News praising John Fetterman is a set of douchebag matryoshka dolls for our time.

Yes, it's a shame people aren't more tolerant of billionaire white guys using AI to generate policy ideas for their fantasy mids political party.

Miller's Crossing Barton Fink The Big Lebowski Fargo Blood Simple

Do you think men have a right to sexually assault women? Do you think Rhodesia had a right to exist?

c(EN)trism-c(RA)b linguine-(HA)sbara

Caldentey defeats her old club and Catley and Foord hoist a trophy Kerr will probably never touch.

Some of these commenters really need to see a gastroenterologist.

*Eve Fartlow trembling, covered in urine*

It's their way of acknowledging that nothing has fundamentally changed.

god gives his most public toilets to his loudest shitters

He never got over this.

that look when Pazuzu realizes I never wanted to be a mom

The worst thing about the Taco Bell AI story is that 5 humans I follow made the same joke about it.

Rewatched Portrait of a Lady on Fire. Thornier and funnier than I remembered, and I'm still amazed how many interesting ideas are deployed, some obvious but plenty inconspicuous, as if Marie from Water Lillies were directing.

I love the animation and voice acting in Common Side Effects, but sweet Christ there's a lot of wheel spinning in the writing.

When you can't be bothered to find some rando on the crew with an interesting face and name him Bob.

I wonder how many months it will take until it happens here.

The moment Kanopy broke my heart.

Is there a youtube alternative that doesn't involve listening to PragerU ads?

An educational day for Robert King.

Imagining Matt Yglesias cheering gives me chills.

Was really enjoying my Justified rewatch and then Michael Rapaport showed up.

Meanwhile…I am convinced Alice Rohrwacher’s short LE PUPILLE is one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made. Been saying since day one. At only 35+ mins, she warms up your heart, breaks it, and then makes it whole again… A miracle. Please watch it. On Disney+.

Some people: it is offensive to compare Israel to the Nazis IDF soldier taking part in the Gaza genocide: “I felt like a Nazi. It looked exactly like we were the Nazis and they were the Jews.” In an Israeli paper by an Israeli interviewing Israelis. archive.is/2024.12.23-1...

10 films I have seen the most times #filmsky The Fog (1980) Real Genius Home Alone Gas Food Lodging Goodfellas Mississippi Masala Dazed and Confused A Fistful of Dollars 3 Days of the Condor Searching for Bobby Fischer