I'm fucking trying!

For my first birthday old wise men brought me valuable minerals and a smelly plant. For my 2026th birthday I want young wise people to bring me a GENERAL LABOR STRIKE IN PROTEST OF THIS DIPSHIT ADMINISTRATION!

Alright we need to start planning for the inevitable... When he kicks the bucket who is bringing what to the country wide party? I've got the water and fish 😉

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An early Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone except those who still support that Pedo President. Fuck you and I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.

Can we get a remake of "all I want for Christmas is you" where instead of "you" it's "your obituary"? This would very much please The Lord.

I won't be celebrating my birthday in a country where I'd be separated from my parents by masked men without warrants or identification just because we had a darker skin complexion than what the Pedo of the United States of America thinks is "safe". #Boycott47 #BoycottXmas #FuckICE

Good morning Bluesky 💙 I've made 147 calls to my reps - join me at 5calls.org Call your representatives often regardless of their party affiliation. Your voice matters.

Good general info for everyone

Look folks, we gave the guy a stroke around mid July which we thought was going to do the trick but yinz just gotta be patient. Quick for a deity is not quick for you and I apologize.

Even if you don't live in a cold climate here in the US, it's always good practice to fit your car with nice new tires for when you've just got to run over some ICE that's in your neighborhood. #wintersafety #fuckICE

The cholesterol clogging Piggys arteries is the first strike. The double tap will be the brain aneurysm that follows shortly thereafter. Though I intend to miss that second bit due to the fog of granting smaller miracles.

Couple more to add to the report and block list.

If you haven't yet, block this bootlicker.

Cmon Tennessee, today is the day you show this fucked up administration they are in the last days of power. Let's vote blue and get rid of the swine!

Been on here a year and I still can't believe what a great community it has been the entire time. Once the reign of this pedo president is over I look forward to seeing the sheer creativity and meme potential yinz have when not directed towards politics. As always, keep up the good work! 8647

Fuck the pedophile and traitor Donald J Trump.

Harass and block, in that order.

I'm sorry to everyone that our failsafe did not work. the steady diet of McDonald's and diet Pepsi was supposed to have taken its toll by now. We are working on a backup measure.

Don't be hopeless. Look at what we've been able to accomplish with everything this admin and rogue dems have thrown at us! The files are coming out, repubs are turning against their orange pedo, progressives are winning elections where they never stood a chance before. It's slow, but it's change

Glad we are learning what we already knew about 47,hes a pedo! Maybe this will be enough to wake up some (if not all) of his fuckboy fan base.

The House still has to vote to reopen the government. CALL YOUR FUCKING REPS AND DEMAND THEY VOTE NO ON THIS! USE THE 5CALLS APP OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO USE BUT PLEASE CALL THEM!!

So because the 8 morons caved for a promise of an ACA vote, republicans are now saying they want more strict abortion laws or else they won't pass an ACA extension... CALL THOSE 8 COWARDS AND ASK EM IF THIS WAS WORTH IT. I DONT CARE IF THEY ARE YOUR SENATORS OR NOT, CALL AND DEMAND AN ANSWER, FUCK

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Call them and demand they fight for YOU, not the "promises" of republicans.

If you are their consitutent or not, email (don't call becasue some poor intern is gonna take your wrath) the 8 dems who voted to reopen the government with a pinky promise and ask them why they are fucking cowards.

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone EXCEPT every single republican and these spineless 8 piece of shit democrats Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen Fucking fed fup with this pathetic horse shit. You're all gonna lose your jobs and I'll laugh the entire time.

Suuuuuper accurate.

If they belong to you and you haven't called to tell them to stay the course then FUCKING DO IT! 5 Calls app will make it super easy.

No matter what Republicans say, they are terrified of the 26 midterms and being held accountable for the shit they've pulled so far and will pull before then. Dont give up and if you have the choice, do NOT vote for an established Dem who did nothing to curb this bullshit in the first place.

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Pennsylvania, not only did we vote to keep our justices and preserve democracy in our state but in Bucks County yinz guys got rid of all republican schoolboard members. To everyone in NJ, VA, CA etc thank you for what you've done for the country! It's nice waking up and to true, living hope. 💙🪽

Cmon PA, get out there and vote to retain democracy in our great state!

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If you're in NC follow this guy an dig you can vote for him next year do so.

In PA on Tuesday there are three liberal judges up for re-election. Don't let the GQP in PA set you back with corrupt judges. Vote blue on Tuesday. David Wecht Christine Donohue Kevin Dogherty

And also, go to this. GO TO THIS DAMN THING!

If you didn't get wasted and freaky during the "paegan" holiday yesterday then get after it harder today. Cant make more witches and wizards if we don't even try!

Saving sex til marriage is for virgin losers! Go out there and get your freak on in the name of the Lord.