Me: wonder why I'm so tired. Also me: just worked a seven day, 55 hour week. Oh... That's why.

't Is hier uitgestorven.... #AvondDienst

Just showered without even considering painmeds first. What miracle is this? Naptime!

The Kitten (who frankly has not been a kitten anymore for years) has informed us that the outdoor swimming season has started.

Was home alone today. Did absolutely nothing useful (or anything at all really, apart from keeping myself alive). It. Was. Glorious. This message was brought to you by the start of the Outdoor Racing Season.

People on Tiny House Hunters don't want a tiny house, they want a TARDIS. Tiny on the outside, mansion on the inside... You can't say you're looking for a Tiny House and complain everything is Tiny, or am I missing the point? (Yes, I know that IS the point of Forced, Scripted, Drama, Reality TV)

All of y'all are going to have to be super entertaining today. Going to work an extremely quiet evening shift on very little sleep. Need to stay awake!

Have to go to a work meeting tomorrow morning and I'm already dreading it. I don't do mornings.

Home alone today and Unit2 at an event a nearly 2hrs drive away. I always ask him to let me know when he's on his way home. He always forgets. (Just a me-thing) So he linked me the webcam of the event and parked his car front and center.... Yup, still parked there. I'm ordering Sushi for dinner.

Cheese is the lube of life. #RandomUselessObservation

Well that was night 2 of 1. Going to try to work my last night of the week tonight, for the third time. 30hrs in three days. I'm so lucky!

Just because you are capable of doing the hard thing, doesn't mean you have to. You don't owe the world your brilliance. #NightShiftJetLegContemplation

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Happy International Women's Day! There's still a lot of work to be done, so let's get cracking. (and for the men: yes, there is. Google it, don't force a woman to do it for you. And maybe care about it any other day that is not today.)

I love how British crime shows are so sustainable that they even recycle their plots. Move to another era, do a little gender flipping, a tweak here and there. And we're good to go.

I should go downstairs and join the land of the living. But it's so nice and quiet up here. Signed; an introvert with a partner who's home 24/7

I need a day of peace and quiet. Where can I get one?

Using the charger of my laptop to warm up my stroopwafels, because my coffee cup is too wide. That's how we roll....

A team meeting, bonus shift, thirteen hours of sleep, and a complete family dinner (all 12 of us) later... Hi, I'm still alive.

I'm just a girl, checking her phone, hoping tonight's team meeting will be cancelled...

Came off the nightshift this morning and have a teams meeting in a few minutes. Because in nursing, the fun never really stops....

What's the going rate for a 'you need to come home immediately' call these days? Asking for a friend.

As someone who's been using non-AI text-to-speech I have to say that the AI narration of audiobooks sounds awful. I get that it's a cheap and convenient method to make books accessible, but please, only if there aren't any other options, okay?

So.... after careful deliberation I have come to the conclusion that I don't understand Curling. I just don't. It's boring. Also why are we not getting any icehockey?

Past-me loaded and started the washer. Now current-me has to hang the laundry. I hate past-me.

The biggest monsters have the best masks. And no, you don't owe anyone conversation or dialogue.

Well that was a night if ever we jad one. *crash lands on the couch*

I would blindly trust this organisation to have the very best intentions towards fat people and their health. Not....

When a patient, who usually avoids doctors like the plague due to medical trauma, comes in asking for help in managing their depression, maybe refrain from suggesting weight loss surgery?

One of the worst things about depression is arriving in a future you never planned for. Because you never thought you'd make it this far. #DontWorry #ImOkay

I’m not against GLP-1s when it comes to treating conditions. I’m against the framing of fatness as a condition that needs to be treated. We don’t have proof that fatness *causes* health issues. we DO have evidence that fat people get poorer quality CARE bc of WEIGHT STIGMA.

This morning I will not fall asleep on the couch. I will go to bed and sleep there. I will not fall asleep on the couch. I will not.... zzzzzzzzzzz

These naps before bed are getting pretty serious. Anyway, showered and ready for Sleep Part 2.

I once was a six year old who sported a white apron and cap. My goal in life was to become a nurse and stand by people. Foolish, naive girl...

Not one person telling me not to worry, has ever made my life easier. Usually it just means 'I don't want to deal with this right now, so I'll leave you the mess when I walk away'. Not ever has it meant 'I'll take care of it' and shit getting handled.

I need to shower, but somehow I can't get myself to. Help?

Dear writers and editors: Underneath her clothes she was naked? Seriously? How did that pass inspection?

There should be a special hell for those who use 'Reply to all' instead of 'Reply'.

When it's dark when you wake up, so you think you have to get up for work soon. Then remember it's night and the first day of your scheduled week off... Bliss! Good night, world, I'm going in for seconds.

Having to do this shit again, instead of quietly reading my book. Need to find someone to take me on as their princess... (Yes. I know I hold a lot of privilege by having a steady job/income etc. Just let me enjoy my depression in peace, okay?)

New Year's Eve and I'll be working the nightshift. Not sure I'll be able to hear any of our clients, but hey, at least I get to click myself into oblivion in an attempt to.

Hierbij alvast jullie reminder dat je van overgebleven (wat dus betekent dat je er meer koopt/bakt dan je opeet!) oliebollen, de beste wentelteefjes bakt. In plakken snijden, daarna als normaal je boterhammen behandelen.

Consider all your posts today <3-ed. Too lazy to do it manually.

On standby for tonight's night shift. Let the wait begin...

Santa gave me a nice new duvet with a fancy, fluffy cover. Just as the weather was turning cold. As if she knew I needed them. ;-)

Christmas Eve and not a decoration in sight. Guess this is what happens when I ask someone else take care of the decorations.

I need to shower before bed, but it's too cold. So I'll nap on the couch first. (hashtag NightshiftMath)

Wonder if the co-workers who work Christmas would be pissed at me, if I told them we have absolutely NOTHING planned for both days. Okay, we may order out for Chinese food.... (not planning on telling them, just curious)

If you keep treating people like dirt, suppress and antagonise them at every turn, you shouldn't be surprised if, every once in a while, they strike back. Or they grow resentful of you, and refuse to abide by 'the rules'.

Update on Christmas cheer (told Unit2 that after 25yrs of doing the decorating myself, he's in charge this year) Not got any requests on getting big or little tree, or decorations from the attic. No string lights anywhere yet. I think I can safely say it's not going to happen this year.