🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham will officially be the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

I mean, it's not like we need the money. If there's a shortfall, in defence for example, we can just take it off the sick and disabled, right? /s (in case it's not obvious)

Great to welcome the newest member of the PLP, my friend Andy Burnham to Parliament. He'll be a brilliant representative for the people of Makerfield, and I am sure he will quickly make his mark in this place!

Can't even leak confidential cabinet finance information to a known paedophile anymore, because of woke.

His name is Diogo... forever a red.

I wonder who'd win in a fight: 2019 Keir Starmer or 2025 Keir Starmer? #TransRightsNow

There is an alternative to the government's cruelty: treat disabled people with care, dignity and respect. My piece for @mirror.co.uk www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

GET IN THEREEE!!!!! 🤩🔴 #LIVMCI

I never liked that hell site, anyway....