4 hours of microsoft teams training is BRUTAL please keep me distracted.

THE MII VERSION OF MYSELF HAD A BABY, AND WHY WAS THE BABY'S FIRST WORDS THICK THIGH PUSSY SALAD?!?!?!😭😭😭😭😭

The remnants of Gay Twitter are about to implode because what of the ph*gs that be thirsting over every content creator’s replies supposed to do now? Go outside? Touch Grass? They can’t survive out there!

Anyway.

order out at nearly 10pm because i was too lazy to get groceries to make dinner? Or.. go to bed because i gotta wake up early to get to work and it’s almost 10pm?

im tryna put y'all on youtu.be/qTsqTAv00oI?...

fuck the edible just hit my optical nerve

frozen reese’s pieces taste better when you’re fried.

glutt seems interesting but i can already tell its its gonna get messy as it grows.

the big back in me made thai tea but it’s only sweetened with agave and cinnamon sticks and the i used it as a base for my thai tea protein powder. my question is, am i doing too much?

TL sleep? good. Ashley’s unwavering support of Homelander to stay alive feels very reminiscent of Kamala’s attempt to capture a nonexistent bipartisan centrist voter. you’ve abandoned everything you believe in to breathe another 5 seconds in the presence of insanely stupid men with fragile egos.

Liking boys is not for the weak. 😤

p a i n

didn’t get the promotion, aced both interviews but my boss told me they didn’t want to overwhelm me with the workload, and i get it, my tenure here has been a lot of learning on the job as things have radically changed and i accept it. but man, a part of me was kinda hopeful that was stupid of me

lemme shower and go to bed before I get the creative urge to cut up old graphic tees into various styles of tank tops.

i’m a lil too in my feelings to say something witty today.

Next Dragon Quest title to be announced on Dragon Quest Day/livestream (May 27th) along with "various other things besides the next title" according to Yuji Horii on KosoKoso podcast (episode currently private) www.resetera.com/threads/new-...

I saw a Hawk perch itself on the utility pole, watch me for 3 minutes, then fly away. maybe i’m looking for meaning in too many things.

wasn’t feeling very pussy pussy kunt kunt today but hey, i made employee of the month in the entirety of california.

😂😂😂 bitch

Me, yelling at the damn tv, every week watching The Boys.

Mentally, i’m here.

can i say something controversial? Beyoncé lowkey bigger than the MET Gala and this is the SECOND time her appearance in public has been used in a way to distract from key issues. and as material conditions continue to worsen i don’t think jingling keys will continue to distract the masses.

the homosexual desire to be seen, heard, validated, and accommodated.

sleeepy

The Japanese trailer for 'Sonic Adventure 2: Battle' and it's use with 'Sonic Advance'.

A trio that meant business?

Texas Blue open.spotify.com/track/1LLgtf...

you can’t change what’s already done but you can things another chance

Black folks don’t care the world is ending because it’s simply other races beholding the social, economical, and political conditioning we’ve forcibly adhered to for the past 60+ years

where are the candy ladies that be having a whole bodega in they apartment?

fatphobia.

lowkey i’m impressed how fast i can tank getting flirted with by mentioning my intent is to date people.

*White Rabbit slowly intensifies*

Mentally, I don’t think I can keep tending to a garden of wilting crushes.

yesterday i filed my first ever police report, I don’t take threats against me lightly. At this point it’s in God’s hands, because if I handle it, I will be Euthanized.

おめでとう！ #ffxiv

THE GAME IS NOW PLAYABLE ON ALL CONSOLES AND THE FREE TRIAL INCLUDES THE MOST PEAK EXPANSION?!? i’m holding all my friends hostage and forcing them to play at gunpoint.

BITCH I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING?!?!? WITH BUILT IN MOUSE SUPPORT!?!?!? MY FUCKING WALLET!!!!

3 things stick out to me, Reaper being the fake cover job class, an EVANGELION alliance raid, and crystal magitek enemies. if the ranged physical DPS isn’t some mech suit pilot gundam with some crystal beam rifle canon, idk what it could be. canoneer? nah that’s lame.

IM SO FUCKING READY TO PILOT THE FUCKING EVA

Experience expanded character customization with the arrival of Evercold! 🌟

FFXIV: Evercold will introduce two new jobs! 🛡️ Tank 🏹 Physical Ranged DPS The first one will be revealed at Fan Festival 2026 in Berlin! ✨

ngl i was excited for the new Azealia Banks album until i heard it… She play too fuckin much.. now i’m irritated.