Dark Magician is canonically gay bc there’s no heterosexual reason that his theme song in the Japanese version of the anime is so cunty

i’m the type of stupid that meal preps and showers at midnight knowing i have to leave the house by 6:30am. and i wonder why im exhausted all the time in the mornings.

i have a hoe-tation because every boy i chat with gets back to me in 3-5 business days. and every once in a while their cycles link up and i be bored for days.

i’m off work so i’m gonna say a random thought i’ve been holding onto all day: How come when we talk about interracial relationships it’s always through the lens of dating a white person and rarely ever another person of color?

Making a secret santa wishlist for work is hard because how do i come up with a list of knick knacks i wouldn’t just buy for myself?

i was gonna text my most toxic ex since he always gives me attention but he deleted his socials and past me deleted all forms of contact with him. I GET IT UNIVERSE, I’LL GO TO BED GEEZ!!

I finally put away (not folded) my laundry after having it sit on my couch for about a week at almost 10pm at night. please clap.

Welp, I beat Metroid Prime 4 definitely felt like they were setting up a new adventure for sequels can't believe the final boss was projectile travel time, cause my GOD, I was fighting for my life to aim at weak points.

finally off work

Big boys save me please Big Boys save me save me Big Boys

good morning, it’s currently 44 degrees for me on the west coast inland. HELP

just saw how many gray hairs I have visible in the bathroom mirror at work 😭

i’ve come to realize “you smoke?” was a DL innuendo and has had a major development in my early 20s.

Thank you God for letting Ravyn Lenae get her foot off my neck after 2 years straight and giving my ears to my favorite gay boy.

intrusive thoughts about hitting up my ex is my sign to go to bed.

I just want someone I can annoy the everlasting FUCK out of and send them memes every day

i miss the indie music of high school in the 2010s

it was 58 degrees when i woke up this morning. WHERE 👏🏾 ARE 👏🏾THE 👏🏾 FAT 👏🏾NIGGAS👏🏾 AT!?!? 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

…I can see why they’re suing Palworld now…

I just wanna be laid up with somebody’s son but every man I invite over don’t like to cuddle 💀

coming back from a 4 day weekend. joy!

God, if only being gay DID give you psionic abilities.

Titties fat Tummy full mwah 💋

Good Morning, y’all have 27 days to get your shit together so we could be wearing matching pajamas by christmas. Dismissed.

teehee

i’m drunk and soon to be high

i baked my ass off.

Good morning to everyone who’s washing they greens today. look at you getting a head start on prep work, i’m proud of you 💕

I would like to remind everyone that you are the master of your own feed so if I or anyone say something that you don’t like, please feel free to block/ mute or better yet log off.

i’m listening to musicals again so i know seasonal over analyzing my life depression is inching its ugly head closer.

My problem is that I'm a people pleaser and I don't want to even look like a bad guy in front of the bad guys.

And as he hugs me tightly, and ask me to save him some thanksgiving leftovers for his return, behind my jokes about how fat he's getting and the hard-on it gives him. In my heart of hearts, I know this leads nowhere, as he will undoubtedly get fatter, I will not find the love I desire with him.

Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, has died at 111 years old. https://cnn.it/4psWqNX

Why am I being parented right now? IM AN ADULT!

about to host a boy i don’t like, will report later.

waiting for the train in the rain. pls warm me up

since Thanksgiving is around the corner i wanna give a hot take: I don’t like when the mac and cheese is too creamy. and that’s why i make my rue to be a bit more dry and cheesy.

IF WE LIS-TEN TO EACH OTHERS HEART!! WE’LL FIND WE’RE NEVER TOO FAR APART AND MAYBE LOVE IS THE REASON WHY FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER WE’RE SEEING IT EYE TO EYE

OH FUCK KIRBY AIR RIDE COMES OUT TOMORROW

Logging onto bluesky

A Cloudflare outage is causing various apps such as X, Canva, Letterboxd & more to experience downtime.

i don’t like my hair this short

oh you’re going a cut soon? really? fascinating… so.. um.. how long have you been bulking? 4 weeks.. wow… is the bulk in the room with us now?

tales of symphonia be like

it’s 65 degrees in my apartment, it’s raining outside, i’ll order pizza, come cuddle and nap.

i don’t remember the last time i was present in my own body

Politics: Far Left Job: Parole Height: 6’0 Scent: Sandalwood and Jojoba oil Hot Drink: Hot Toddy Film: The Iron Giant Bulge: 🫥 TV: Shameless Crisp: Jalapeño Cheetos