I thought I was drunk but I just had to shit

Remember girlboss and manspreading

James gunn shares a resemblance with Ellen degeneres

Asthma

Star Wars won over Cold Harbor

When you get to heaven but it’s Egyptian

Tina fey is kinda bad

When you get to heaven but it’s Egyptian

Christians after exanguinating their deceased family member on a meat hook and blue juicing them so they can have on open casket that looks like a simpsonsona

american flag shirt

The debat.

Fuck you @peakgame

Ascent 6 modifier

Your chud husband just appeared online on discord

Reddit Occupied Government

pump up the jam and rhythm of the night at trader joe’s

Ethical stock market

Bill Clinton and James Patterson

I have nothing to lose. I don’t even have a prostate.

Very funny that the tech sphere guys made an infinite money burning machine that will answer simple questions incorrectly and decided that made them a braintrust

After operating at a loss since launch Mark’s called me in to try and attract more users to his AI startup. The plan? Tell the customers to kill themselves.

I was wrong about depeche mode that’s mb

When you fart too hard and realize the jig is up

When you gotta piss but there’s pants in the way

Furry porn MAFIA 💜

when you gotta fart but there’s lowkey shit in the way

all my opps like little boys

Pokemon GO to the Hague

Cause gay and tight The lonely boner seems to feel his hind is tight

oh im sure

white people have no culture except for shopping and genocide

been working on my tardsona

They’re gonna start doing Logan Paul the thinning for the brand new 9 jobs added next month

Chat, summarize the new hunger games book. 15 minutes or less. Then mark as read on Goodreads.

never punished

Morning time.💩💩💩💩💩😋

They’re teasing the Kamala rerun during the mid credits scene bro 😂

they’re called period movies because they’re for girls

Gooning to the Q swarm when he pardons her