My wife, coming downstairs after a 90,000°C shower: whew it's so warm, is it me or is it boiling in here, christ I'm melting, now I know how Arnie felt at the end of T2, will you feel my head, I'm going to open some windows, could be a temperature, or maybe it's the menopause, is the heating on?

This episode titled Lost Dance Mantra is based on the track Sum Dance by Steve Zydek aka Wavefiler, from the split EP Area Flood, which comes out on May 15 via a label very dear to me Mystery Circles.

Best buddies

The Magic Door: a mix of transition with wonders by @mortalitytables.bsky.social @machinefabriek.bsky.social @quietdetails.bsky.social @mugwood.bsky.social @subexotic.bsky.social @mistoids.bsky.social @andrewspackman.bsky.social wyrddaze.wordpress.com/2026/04/24/t...

There are just two tapes left of my new album The Beware Gallery. Lots of genre experimentation going on here, bit of jazz, bit of classical, bit of techno, all the good stuff, I recommend putting it on while you walk round the Tate Modern waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-be...

Help! I need somebody Help! Not just anybody Help! I wish I could be more specific

Parent tip: if you can't afford a computer, cut cheese into tiny cubes and tell your kids it's MineKraft

Turns out I have quite a bit in common with my stick blender

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The Beware Gallery - down to the last handful of tape copies with the label, thanks so much to everyone who has listened and supported 🎹☕🎶🐢🧙‍♂️ waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-be...

Having a clear out of my MIL's garage and found this, might have a play later with the kids, sure it'll be fine!

I had a dream last night I blagged a cool French band into letting me jam with them live onstage and they agreed so I pulled my guitar out my bag but it was absolutely covered in baked beans and the band were all like 'ahhh le English and their beans' and it was humiliating

My new album The Beware Gallery is here! Available to listen to and purchase from Waxing crescent Records, with a limited number of tapes featuring amazing artwork by Leeham the Wizard 🧙‍♂️🎹🎶☕🐢 waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-be...

Been busy brewing some hot new tunes - prepare for The Beware Gallery on 20 March, physical and digi release with Waxing Crescent Records!

Very happy to announce my new album "The Beware Gallery" due for release 20th March with Waxing Crescent Records - waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com Mastered by @polypores.bsky.social with incredible artwork by Leehams Spellbook!

I just rang the shoe shop, the banana warehouse, and the stapler store, and nobody was answering the bloody phone

My son pushed some nails into a banana. Thinking of submitting this to the Tate

I use 100% AI in all my music. That's right, Actual Instruments.

today it hailed the birds pecked at the ground thinking it was food

Even though I've not seen it, I had a dream I was in Stranger Things and I got to say the pivotal line 'wow things are getting really strange'

Tele update: 99% finished! Slightly dodgy wiring job and I need to adjust the neck pocket slightly, but v happy overall. Learned a huge amount through this process, I've nothing but respect for professional luthiers, serious effort

Only took half a year but finally got round to shaping this wood into something resembling a telecaster. Needs a lot of sanding but really happy so far!

You know it's going to be a classy gig when Sky Sports is on behind you

If anyone I know is planning on getting raptured today and want to offload their music gear free of charge please DM me, happy to help out

Dear pianists who do a little jump on their seat when they hit a big chord, stop it with those Bugs Bunny antics

Giant Steps on tennis racquets for your enjoyment

Compiling music from the last 5 years of my daft Doomfoot YT channel, 'What the hell is this' is my new album of all the silly zany stuff I do that doesn't fit anywhere else Listen here! www.doomfoot.bandcamp.com

My latest musical offering, a collection of quite daft but no less lovingly crafted songs written over the past 5 years. Have a gander doomfoot.bandcamp.com/album/what-t...

'Mmm I really love when my beer tastes like grapefruit' said nobody ever

On this date in 2017 I released my most ambitious recording project; Mecha - a concept album about a great big robot. Lots going on here - piano, synths, drums, guitars, violins, big fucking riffs, and even a little cameo from @polypores.bsky.social theeyesandthemistoids.bandcamp.com/album/mecha

Not sure what this game is but I think I'm winning

So like a month after getting our cavity walls insulated I go to get some suitcases from the loft space and the stupid bastards have filled up half of it with tiny foam beads

Hey people, after the label sold out I now have a limited number of CDs available for Luna Terra Sol on my Bandcamp. If you missed out on the first run then this is your last chance to add a pretty cool album to your pile of precious objects. theeyesandthemistoids.bandcamp.com/album/luna-t...

It's Scarecrow Week in my neck of the woods. Here's a small sample of the horror.

FFS so I bought a new air con on tick and now it's freezing again?? Well played England, well played

Big shout out to my car for deciding today was a great day for the air con to stop functioning

In these sunny times I like to mix Coca Cola with Diet Coke to make what I call Okay Coke. It's neither one thing nor the other, it sits in the middle and is just sort of okay.

I don't know which dads need to hear this today but your grass is totally fine

Bought my autistic/adhd son this £2 battery powered fidget toy today. It's just a series of LEDs with switches assigned, but it's got me thinking there must be someone in my friends list who has the arcane knowledge and skill to turn it into a functioning mini-synth? SURELY

Friday is always a good day for new music, never more so than today with Polypores releasing an incredible new record, and Almanna Town releasing Sample 30, music based around a couple of field recordings which features a Mistoidified track too ;) allmannatown.bandcamp.com/album/sample...

Woof. Pour this down your ear canals.

Very happy to have contributed a bit of Mistoids madness to this release 😎 Release date this Friday!

Now drinking...something which doesn't have any discernable difference in taste to Yorkshire tea but I'll die before admitting it's not better

In just a couple of years £84 has gone to feeling more like £38

Having a go at making custom band t-shirts

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Onion flavoured chewing gum for people who've eaten too many mints.

A lovely review of my latest release from On The Fringes Of Sound, always nice when people 'get it' www.onthefringesofsound.com/2025/04/the-...

Idea: a guitar pedal with an opening in the front you insert your bare foot into and the sound drives harder the more you wiggle your toes. You could call it Distoetion.