If anyone I know is planning on getting raptured today and want to offload their music gear free of charge please DM me, happy to help out

Dear pianists who do a little jump on their seat when they hit a big chord, stop it with those Bugs Bunny antics

Giant Steps on tennis racquets for your enjoyment

Compiling music from the last 5 years of my daft Doomfoot YT channel, 'What the hell is this' is my new album of all the silly zany stuff I do that doesn't fit anywhere else Listen here! www.doomfoot.bandcamp.com

My latest musical offering, a collection of quite daft but no less lovingly crafted songs written over the past 5 years. Have a gander doomfoot.bandcamp.com/album/what-t...

'Mmm I really love when my beer tastes like grapefruit' said nobody ever

On this date in 2017 I released my most ambitious recording project; Mecha - a concept album about a great big robot. Lots going on here - piano, synths, drums, guitars, violins, big fucking riffs, and even a little cameo from @polypores.bsky.social theeyesandthemistoids.bandcamp.com/album/mecha

Not sure what this game is but I think I'm winning

So like a month after getting our cavity walls insulated I go to get some suitcases from the loft space and the stupid bastards have filled up half of it with tiny foam beads

Hey people, after the label sold out I now have a limited number of CDs available for Luna Terra Sol on my Bandcamp. If you missed out on the first run then this is your last chance to add a pretty cool album to your pile of precious objects. theeyesandthemistoids.bandcamp.com/album/luna-t...

It's Scarecrow Week in my neck of the woods. Here's a small sample of the horror.

FFS so I bought a new air con on tick and now it's freezing again?? Well played England, well played

Big shout out to my car for deciding today was a great day for the air con to stop functioning

In these sunny times I like to mix Coca Cola with Diet Coke to make what I call Okay Coke. It's neither one thing nor the other, it sits in the middle and is just sort of okay.

I don't know which dads need to hear this today but your grass is totally fine

Bought my autistic/adhd son this £2 battery powered fidget toy today. It's just a series of LEDs with switches assigned, but it's got me thinking there must be someone in my friends list who has the arcane knowledge and skill to turn it into a functioning mini-synth? SURELY

Friday is always a good day for new music, never more so than today with Polypores releasing an incredible new record, and Almanna Town releasing Sample 30, music based around a couple of field recordings which features a Mistoidified track too ;) allmannatown.bandcamp.com/album/sample...

Woof. Pour this down your ear canals.

Very happy to have contributed a bit of Mistoids madness to this release 😎 Release date this Friday!

Now drinking...something which doesn't have any discernable difference in taste to Yorkshire tea but I'll die before admitting it's not better

In just a couple of years £84 has gone to feeling more like £38

Having a go at making custom band t-shirts

... @lorisssarid.bsky.social @mistoids.bsky.social @adelaidesean.bsky.social Sons of Melancholia @saloop.bsky.social JIHE Bea Brennan Ultramarine First Dog @avtvmna.bsky.social Sai³ @themetamorph.bsky.social Fallen 💿 @downstreamrecords.bsky.social Neotantra Waxing Crescent Records ...

Onion flavoured chewing gum for people who've eaten too many mints.

A lovely review of my latest release from On The Fringes Of Sound, always nice when people 'get it' www.onthefringesofsound.com/2025/04/the-...

Idea: a guitar pedal with an opening in the front you insert your bare foot into and the sound drives harder the more you wiggle your toes. You could call it Distoetion.

So for those of you who've been diligently checking on the growth of my water-absorbing dinosaur, I'm sorry to report he seems to have reached his maximum height and girth. So I'm not convinced it was 500x as advertised but he's still a big unit and I'm proud of him.

Happy Beltane! The Dark Train will depart from UFO Central [Warminster Community Radio] on Moonday at 2200 BST. Bonafide recipe from @darrg.bsky.social MAYPOLE. FERTILITY. FIRE. LOVE! 🌿🌱🍄❤️

Tips for how to maximise your reach as a musician: 1) Use spaces between song titles to improve visibility L I K E T H I S 2) Threaten anyone who doesn't buy your music with a wet sponge. Why is it wet? No-one knows 3) Create intrigue by only releasing 1 note at a time 4) Spend £20B on advertising

Lovely mix here, cunningly weaves in my track 'Smudge' from the new album

Happy Puffin Day everyone! youtu.be/xHSFSzkbN8w?...

A video for the title track from my new album, using lots of lovely NASA footage. Enjoy 🌙🌍☀️ youtu.be/NLm55Y527MY?...

Lovely review of my brand new album from Moonbuilding 🌙🌍☀️

My new album Luna Terra Sol is now available on Waxing Crescent Records! 🌙🌍☀️ waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/luna-t...

This week's show features @comboverbeethoven.bsky.social @davidnohumaneye.bsky.social @wormholeworld.bsky.social @arranpoole.bsky.social @shadyridgerecords.bsky.social @bitcloudy.bsky.social @oceanographer1.bsky.social @mistoids.bsky.social and more... Come for a paddle.

Performance video of a track from my forthcoming album Luna Terra Sol releasing 11th April with Waxing Crescent Records! youtu.be/T5Cua_P4hxU?...

New video dropping later today, recorded late 2022 when my Eurorack was still in its infancy, look how cute it was ahhhh

Starting guitar build #2, just need to prep and glue the body blanks today, but thinking of doing a tele baritone. Open to other suggestions for this nice bit of sipo mahogany

You know when you've had a solid night of mixing tracks and everything is sounding amazing and you're full of that rosy glow of accomplishment but you can't really share the news because it makes for a really boring status? Well, that.

Trevor’s V.C.L. 009 🎧 trevor.se/2025/03/31/t... 🎨 - A Side - sevensy @mistoids.bsky.social Wodwo @sinerider.bsky.social Anubis Rude Slobject. JICS @jakoblindhagen.bsky.social @go-outside-music.bsky.social Kevin Paczesny - B Side - Sai³ ThorF odd person First Snow of The Year Liu Yi-wei ...

Very excited to announce details of my new album! The Eyes and the Mistoids - Luna Terra Sol Mastered by @polypores.bsky.social Artwork by Alan Gillhespy Catalogue Number: WC 68 Release Date: April 11th 2025 2025 Waxing Crescent Records

Let your mind travel where your body can't go. I've filled a virtual 90 minute cassette with these amazing new and upcoming releases. Includes 4 exclusive tracks. Trevor’s V.C.L. 004 🎧 trevor.se/2025/03/28/t... 🎨 - A Side - Skua Atlantic, Mick Chillage @mistoids.bsky.social Conflux Coldwell ...

What are the point of trills? As in trilling a note? Do people actually like them? I challenge anyone to find me a piece of music with trills that couldn't be improved by simply playing the note normally. There will be a cash prize of £345,000,000,000* *Maybe

It's important to have a strict routine to be successful as a musician. I start my day at 2am bonging a timpani on the roof, then dip my face into a bowlful of sharp plectrums to recalibrate the doshas. After this I spend 22 hours on Ableton messing with mastering presets and fall asleep at my desk.

Coming soon 🌙🌍☀️

Help! I bathed my dog the other day and now his fur is full of static and he keeps shocking me. What can one do in the face of such adversity?

The funniest thing about this chord other than being impossible is nearly all the notes are an E, and the one that isn't you'd probably end up muting anyway. Incredible flex by the big Al H.

They're so desperate to turn Grok into a verb but unfortunately it just sounds like something a frog does for self pleasure

Just realised my wife and I have accidentally been drinking decaf all week. We've been making all the usual 'fuck yeah coffee' noises, saying stuff like 'get this caffeine in my bones', smacking our lips etc., unaware of the psychosomatic truth like a couple of ignorant FOOLS

The good thing about when you die is getting your life review in heaven and the chance to revisit all the cool guitar riffs you wrote and then immediately forgot.