Remember when Jesus made fish and bread and fed thousands and ask first for their immigration status and income and they had left over bread and fish, not because Jesus made an abundance, but because they didn’t feed the immigrants and poor Remember that? Remember?

Recording an album of songs I wrote at the start of the year. Had a fear that some songs might be outdated by now but some of the dumb dumbs keep dumbing and making them very relevant

I’m going to go extra wild here with my SNAP benefit take: Most Americas should get SNAP benefits

On TikTok of had a great deal of low-budget poorly acted videos showing racism. It’s usually a cop profiling. The cop is usually WAY too old and incompetent. I felt these were laughably bad and unrealistic Then I see new videos of ICE agents doing the same thing. Life is a bad SNL skit

Wait - I was told that you should spend less than 30% of your income on rent. Not only that - you should ideally sit at around 20% Cuomo saying Mamdani’s stabilized rent should be for a “poor” person. To make $2300 around 30% you’d need to be making $97,000 a year. Is Cuomo so out of touch?

Lol

So, with the bubble about to pop - can we start pushing companies on their “AI is cheaper” argument? It’s not. Companies are hemorrhaging money to keep it a float. Billionaires and corporations just don’t want to pay people.

Just a note for the future: The speaker of the house said that all the brutal violent things ICE has done has not crossed a line and said “the most threatening thing yet” was naked protestors on bikes in Portland. The “fuck your feelings” “though guy” party is scared of naked people on bikes lol

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He’s lying. But it’s fun to think that he’s not. Because then you see the most delusional perspective we’ve seen thus far. He sits there believing this administration has the support of the people. Even those on the right thing this admin sucks and they’re shocked people would protest. Wild.

Hold the phone… Theo Von is only 5 trips around sun short of 50??? This man is too old to be this unaware of the world.

Sometimes I get mad at myself because I write a song I clearly do not have the talent to perform

Oh my god!!

Planes used for deportation flights are flying without tail numbers so they’re harder for activists and watchdogs to track. The Department of Homeland Security has yet to comment. trib.al/XHW4HC8

Cleaning my classroom’s music library and really noticing the previous band directors loved Alfred Reed

Wait - isn’t this the dude that had that “meet me in the parking lot” type exchange with a union president during a hearing in capital hill?

Jimmy Fallon is the worst Jimmy... and I feel like that's saying a lot

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Half the reason they had to make ICE’s budget so giant was to pay for the medication, knee braces, and doctors appointments for the inveible falls that will occur to all the age 45+ agents.

Making a note: I am 37 and I have officially turned into my mom. I just spend an hour watching an awful novela. I was throughly engaged and I hate myself for it.

Hey, don’t forget, the old folks who have all the money just seem miserable all the time, too

These people stalk brown people in the Home Depot parking lot and they act like they’re stopping the Joker from blowing up a boat. These are the most pathetic, stolen valor-ass LARPer assholes around.

Nice view, #longbeach !

Did a wind turbine call Trump’s mom something offensive and derogatory once and that’s why he’s so obsessed with them?

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They’ve already shot themselves in the foot. Was Obama in office? Yes. In that case, the Justice Department has no jurisdiction. To protect Trump, the hee’d and they haw’d and the SC said the president can’t be held accountable for things they did in office.

@travisview.bsky.social with reports saying JD Vance visited with Rupert Murdoch prior to the WSJ DJT letter expose, is Qanon suspicious of JD? Considering how much they baked of absolutely nothing, does this actual suspicious behavior spark something for them or cuz JD is MAGA, they ignore it?

When the government makes memes to joke about ruining, harassing, and terrorizing brown people’s lives - I think maybe, just maybe, they aren’t looking out for the best interests of anyone

CBS is taking away Colbert’s show to appease a washed up old guy who lied but still got his way Colbert just got Conan’d

“I doubt there’s anything incriminating about Trump in the Epstein files” Regardless of that, Trump now is actively covering up the entirety of Epstein’s crimes, protecting pedophiles - whether it’s one or many - he is PROTECTING them. I mean, he seems like a piece of shit either way

Wasn’t this guy bitching about gender-affirming care?

It's wild that it's 2025 and Cuomo has the on screen persona of a 60 year old being filmed on a video camera for the first time in 1976

"I've said plenty..." is a funny way of saying "I'm a cuck who has given up" crazy

Let it be known ON RECORD - Republicans blocked the Epstein files. The left is willing to hold any democrat accountable who is on that list - and mind you - fuck those people and may they rot in prison The GOP just protected ALL OF THEM

I’m about to be the most controversial person on the Internet, but I think suicide squad(2016) is the best DCEU movie

Kristi Noem is just trying to do a racist reboot of Dirty Jobs

If the Epstein files taught us anything it’s that Trump cannot himself bake. He’s based everything on Qanon and other BS stuff that when he has to bake on his own, he gets ratioed on his own site lol

🚨BREAKING: Cal State LA just moved classes online and let faculty work remotely, not for a storm, not for COVID, but because ICE is in the area. Let that sink in, an entire university is treating immigration enforcement like a public health crisis.

It's funny that FoxNews pundits are essentially just pissed that Superman is polite. I think this is an invitation for all hospitality and food service workers to never ever be polite to any of them ever again

Legit, I wanna be David Corenswet’s best friend

I think one reason @jamesgunn.bsky.social ‘s Superman is a stand out for me, we have spent years saturated with superhero movies and yet, even the best has lacked the intentional concern for civilians. It’s so nice to see a superhero, especially Superman, go out of their way to protect civilians

I’m at a pub/grill and a guy with a “patriot” shirt that says “FAFO” just sat across from me and my inebriated state is working real hard not to laugh

“I wish you could see yourself from other people’s eyes” Bro, my neurodivergence gives me the perception of an asshole… on top of the fact that I can, in fact, be an asshole - I really don’t need to see me through other people’s eyes lol

Go listen to my new series Science in Transition!! It's a history of the current anti-trans backlash and the first two episodes are out!!

I mean, if JD is gonna talk about ancestry as heritage as “American” One side of my family has been in America for thousands of years and the other side has been here for 200 years. I think I’m more American than JD by his standards

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Today is 30 days that US military has occupied Los Angeles. Fiscal hawks are silent at the absurd waste of taxpayer dollars "States rights" hawks are silent as California is occupied NRA is silent as government agents terrorize families None of them were ever anti-tyranny—but pro white supremacy.

This is petty But I noticed a camera person following and walking around the ICE stormtroopers and no one really payed attention to them… Could California state or LA fine DHS for filming without a permit?

"but only the people who don't deserve it will be taken off medicaid" Hey dumb-dumb - I want everyone to have insurance lol