Thinking I might cum today, I've been putting it off.

Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character

@sexyuncledave.bsky.social I just got my shirt in the mail and I think you signed it! You also sent some stickers on accident but I'm not giving those back to you because the shirt smelled like cat piss right out of the bag. It'll wash out though, thanks anyway.

Asking my pretty waitress to spit in my food

When I die, I want to be buried with an army of bodacious terracotta babes to accompany me in the afterlife

I've been playing Sonic Adventure 2 for most of my life, I finally finally did it this time. #SonictheHedgehog

hanging upside down from the rafters in my attic like a bat busting pee out my nuts in a sex way

That's ridiculous. I've never made a bomb threat, let alone an anonymous one.

Felt inspired

Seriously contemplating dying my hair like pure silver so no one can see my fucking dandruff.

I've been writing the script a little bit more each day. I've never been more confident that this is actually something that I'm going to complete and be proud of. I've never done a project like this before, certainly nothing on this scale. Very exciting to see everything come together the way it is

I was tired of getting microplastics in my food from my old cutting board, so I've taken to cutting my food on my hands and wrists instead. You'll find it's much safer.

Last two days to help this lady! Please 🥺 Share it's too much appreciated! www.paypal.com/pools/c/9bLv...

Jerkin' hard or hardly Jerkin'

Fucking hate plimbo. Freeloading prick.

I got a care package from Prop Fortress today.... Dreams do come true...

My woke little DEI cat

Ch ch ch Chia :)

I can do a kickflip

Coronal Mass Ejaculation

Finally got the OK to share the rest of the emoji I made for SEGA. Here are the new ones, along with all 114 of them.

"So, where to?"

My Time Piece

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Maybe these kids aren't so bad

My cover for IDW Sonic 69!

I worked on the Sonic 3 End credits. I did the character modeling and animation work ALL WORK IS OWNED BY PARAMOUNT, SEGA, AND PICTUREMILL a Thread 🧵 #SonicMovie3 #lowpoly

What do you think wumpa fruit tastes like

Ugh more hot and horny sluts...😒

I'm gonna fucking uhh

Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc. theonion.com/middle-...

PowerWash Simulator DLC ‘Wallace & Gromit Special Pack’ announced Publisher Square Enix Collective and developer FuturLab have announced PowerWash Simulator downloadable content "Wallace & Gromit Special Pack." A release date was not announced.

My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.

once it has been exported, there is no way to revert a dog back into a nintendog

The Australian VHS cover for the ‘Over The Hill Hero’ release of ‘Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog'. Not the best condition, but it’s all we got!

I am the owl.

I vandalized the lunch menu in the cafeteria of the school I work at

Morons

“What is Silver the Hedgehog to you?”

Two Sonic collection covers by yours truly. The slipcover case collection is already available and the “On the Go” collection coming in September

Cousin’s Husband Says First Word theonion.com/cousins-husb...

Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids