there are not enough folds in my brain to be dealing with all this

Happy #FCF everyone #fatcock #bush #fatcockfriday

Meaty 🦍🥩

*wuf* 🪵 #tummytuesday

I am perpetually too big for bathtubs. #Fursday

Happy #humpday

Me usually: I’m not the sub, I just like bottoming cause I’m lazy honestly Me 16% horny: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻 your hands look like a good necklace Sir, can we find out please and thank you? I’ll be such a good toy for you and your friends 🥺🤤🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻🥵😈

Catch me on #MCM deep-cleaning with my complement of three (3) vacuums. #monochromemonday

What’re the odds the lawn guy wants to come in for a Coca-Cola and a kiss?

Brain: Finish your work, bro 🤓 Dick: Should I jerk off now or see who I can give a load to later?🤔

Post-pump #nips #nippleplay

When you ruin the X-Lube because you thought you could estimate a “teaspoon” <<<

How about Soft Ball Saturday…? #SCS #softcocksaturday

one of the difficulties i think rorty correctly identifies in the postmodern left is that we have bought into a redefinition of “violence” so over-broad that it makes the process of moral education itself problematic.

Furry & uncut T-cock for your #FCF

#FCF plus a little relief now that I’m back home #fatcockfriday #gaypiss

Monochrome manbutt on a Monday

Did you know that when you’re bald and gay your natural flamboyance and shiny noggin are a fire hazard - it’s why we wear hats, for your safety

There is leather that needs to be purchased don’t they know that…?

I just wanna find someone to send my random piss vids to, is that so much to ask?

In honor of #Humpday and the beginning of #Jocktober here the one I think always does my ass the most justice

Your POV for any reason you like

It’s uncut and thick 😏

@fluffygaycow.bsky.social how about like that? 😜

Who wants to shove their face in dad’s thick buttcheeks? #humpday

Somebody come suck my nips for me please?

This sketch gives me joy. youtu.be/7xS9Y_mjTjc

A nice and simple #softcocksaturday to you, boy #scs #softcock

On Day 11 of no cumming and wondering what this load is gonna be like when it finally blows…

When the sight of a couple mechanics had me whipping it out in the shop bathroom #FCF

#tummytuesday feat. …..my hairy tits (again, I just like showing them off)

#mcm feat. my hairy tits

Figured on a jock for #humpday

Every time I take off my shirt, I feel the need to tweak my nipples and then suddenly my waistband is under my balls…

A soft and furry #monochromemonday #mcm

Sir required me to blow a load, so I did. I’m a good boy 🥰

Got myself wet last night #pisspig #watersports

⬇️ me every time I open Bluesky.

#fcf double trouble for y’all

It’s such a millennial experience using your own therapy to help your parents in life situations

👋 Hello

never happier than when I’m sucking big dick #cocksucker #bigdick

playing with a bottoms dick can be a lot like rubbing a cat's belly; if you don't do it in exactly the right way your hand is about to get SWIPED

Back from a ride on lake shore. Need this sweaty hole eaten…..ahem….

French bread got boundaries we gotta respect that

a glory hole but for giving it kisses