“After a long and generous cavity search, I finally reached my destination.” —Frank Drebin

some of yall are so negative. im not here for it #AEWCollision

just realizing how insane that arena is. #AEWFairwaytoHell

I’m all tucked in for the party. #AEWCollision #AEWFairwaytoHell

lord of the flies feels very specifically british cause if those were americans, at least 4 of those kids would have ghost guns on them.

how you know jones #AEWCollision

the mjf/jericho hatred seems so forced. they seem like stand up dudes willing to to play ball. #AEWCollision

mjf’s promo began with how i felt visiting my mother #AEWCollision

hell yeah darby! #AEWDynamite

mina did it #AEWDynamite

i love mma (man on man action) #AEWDynamite

We do not deserve Eddie Kingston. #aew #wrestlesky

“fuck Booker T” - Swerve Strickland after #AEWDynasty

Sherman shouldn’t have stopped burning until there was a sea of ash.

persephone will be…misted #AEWCollision

there should be a wrestler who absolutely freaks out when they get blood on them. #AEWCollision

is that a peruvian necktie? IS THAT A PERUVIAN NECKTIE? #AEWCollision

mina so did it #AEWCollision

A Jurassic Express toy bus big enough for my action figures to roll around in would be nice. I mean my collectibles. I don’t play with them. I don’t. I don’t!! #AEWCollision

What’s so hard to understand

#AEW has blonde punks repping their product in a timeline of fascism...just saying...

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

Absolutely bonkers footage of Ukrainian soldiers shooting down Russian drones in prop planes with shotguns. Not ai, came from an official Ukrainian account and verified by the WSJ.

Bluesky users upon seeing Jon Moxley tickle PAC: #AEW 🤼‍♂️

I finish the last several minutes of every day at work screaming into a pillow and not in the good way.

Now do stocks.

The turn-the-volume-down-thin-skin crowd just threatened an insurance company. Isn’t the “case” against Luigi for allegedly doing whatever he could to destroy UnitedHealthcare? I suppose the outraged are silent?

avid movie watcher here. it is my expert opinion that aliens are real and have made contact with will smith. where’s my podcast and grifters fee? subscribe to my substack. im soft canceled cause this skeet was mid. where’s my bald head and goatee? gork, can you explain? gork?!

“get out of the way buddy” -good guy brody before he drills someone through the announcers table #AEWDynamite

im a big fan of mystery novels. most of the evidence points to mina being the one who killed toni. didn’t toni basically leave her for done thing a little more freshly squeezed? though, hilarious if the butler did it #AEWDynamite

"Block and move on with your life" seems to be a concept not only wholeheartedly dismissed by recent Bluesky additions, but something to fight about? Nobody is going to make your experience positive except for you. Curate your feed. Do the work.

they’re all having a good time tonight and that really makes the entire show that much better #AEWDynamite

conglomerate are so effortlessly cool #AEWDynamite

no context #AEWDynamite

osprey turning into the dark phoenix #AEWDynamite

moxley is the best when he brings his humor into the mix #AEWDynamite

😍 shh thekla is spitting venom. #AEWDynamite

darby honestly is doing great cause you can tell he’s terrified of brody, it’s in his eyes, but willing to challenge himself. #AEWDynamite

max is such an insufferable twit as a loser and I love it so much #aewdynamite

*whispering* brody is so cool #AEWDynamite

This MJF run being all the faces going fuck you dude we can cheat too is so great

idk why people hate on mjf so much. he plays a piece of shit and goes a bit too far at times, but he always seems willing to play ball and put people over. seems like a good person to have in a locker room. 🤷‍♀️ blue camaro is basically the heel hard times promo, quality wise. #AEWDynamite

10 minutes in and tazz is pissed already lol #AEWDynamite