had the best gyro. now i’m primed and ready for #AEWDynamite

fist fighting four acrobatic amphibians in the city sewers for a slice of pizza

It's Thekla's world and we're all just living in it. #ForbiddenDoor ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

i cannot stress enough how much this man should not be the democratic presidential nominee

woke up and remembered that thekla got her revenge for being fired. everyday hero’s do exist. #ForbiddenDoor

a bit insane i just watched 6 hours of wrestling #ForbiddenDoor

I AM NUDE

Kyle Fletcher got orange juice in his blood. Ospreay getting coffee in his blood. The night is turning into a gruesome breakfast.

i’m gonna be kicking out of sleep for so long after this. #ForbiddenDoor

they’re sacrificing so much blood to raise the hangman from the dead. #ForbiddenDoor

gonna need to watch some cartoons after this #ForbiddenDoor

i looked down from my phone and looked up to this #ForbiddenDoor

oh no. that’s a fucking deep cut. #ForbiddenDoor

you get 9 seconds on the outside but 4 on the inside. it’s science. #ForbiddenDoor

i made the right choice. #ForbiddenDoor

okay but what if this whole time hangman was rebuilding swerves home just so he could burn it down again #ForbiddenDoor

bruvs vaping hard before his match #ForbiddenDoor

this is what happens when you don’t let the man take his pants off #ForbiddenDoor

Take your pants off chant lmao #ForbiddenDoor

Justified "It's Fine!" chants!! #ForbiddenDoor

If you'd have told me a year ago that Lio Rush would be my favorite wrestler on the planet... #ForbiddenDoor 🤼

omg lio rush is here my life is complete. #ForbiddenDoor

#AEW is better than anything you watch. #ForbiddenDoor

omg what if he put in a golden zelda #ForbiddenDoor

that’s like a $2,000 spot #ForbiddenDoor

CEO! CEO! CEO! #ForbiddenDoor

it seemed like a joke but i updated my workout while watching and once im done dropping weight…

this man called her temu mercedes mone. #ForbiddenDoor

it is what it is but… i think thekla needs to go after tony next. she’s always the main event but never gets the main event slot. tony khan: you will answer for your crimes. #ForbiddenDoor

to quote kermit the frog: “i’m kerming!” #ForbiddenDoor

omg bang bang gang is back together. #ForbiddenDoor

nigel is unhinged tonight #ForbiddenDoor

out here smelling like piss and vinegar #ForbiddenDoor

ebay listing: starlight kid mask spit in by thekla. starting bid: $5,000,0000 #ForbiddenDoor

taro better run #ForbiddenDoor

CUTTING FROM THEKLA?! #ForbiddenDoor

HAPPY PRIDE! FUCK ICE! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!

not now babe. i’m watching that good ol shit #ForbiddenDoor

The anticipation for Thekla v Starlight Kid is making me twitch. #ForbiddenDoor

i hit him so hard it was like he was hitting me #ForbiddenDoor

CAN two people just pin someone? #ForbiddenDoor

for $42, hbomax could automatically swap me over. 🤷‍♀️ #ForbiddenDoor

I really wanna try squatting someone. #ForbiddenDoor

i’m out of groceries and decided to order a pizza. it was $44. i was gonna skip forbidden door to save $40. so, here i am, waiting on forbidden door while i eat ramen. i chose right. #AEWForbiddenDoor

“Dave…Dave…are you awake? I hunger for your poop.”

the greatest trick tony khan ever pulled was convincing the wwe that jade could wrestle so they’d pick up her contract. #AEW

gonna have to stop watching off season before my standard for men rises

*brings guitar to campfire circle *tunes guitar *waits for everyone to be quiet *gently places guitar on campfire