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Why do presenters and pundits refuse to understand what XG is?

Why are United so rotten at the beginning of halves?

I can tell I have a lot of work on because I just spent 5 mins researching why J.K. Simmons doesn't get called Jonathan #adhdbrain

This doesn't feel right. You'd happily take the four chances we scored from as enough every game, both Zirkzee's goals you'd expect to be finished, a glitch in the model maybe.

Get Bruno off corners, I'm begging you

Can't believe I'm saying it, but where would we be without Andre Onana this season?

Watching Muppets Most Wanted with the kids, and the P Diddy cameo was a complete jump scare

(is naturally flighty and prone to starting too many projects than the time i have to finish them) what if i got s ranks in every sonic game

The move to bluesky has come at a perfect time in my life i.e. I had recently completely destroyed my other timeline with WWE content from the 90/00s

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