Happy Anniversary, love! 💚

Miss Piggy stuns at ‘The Muppet Show’ premiere.

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

So did the president shit himself on tv???

It’s Black History Month! MAKE SOME MFN NOISE! 🗣️

Hope you like your pillows a little firm

Updated my phone and I HATE IT! I’m pressing all kinds of wrong buttons.

I’ll keep this app just for that moment.

who up?

Just when I think I’m good, I am reminded that there are others working NIGHT and DAY to do what it is I am seeking.

In TEARS rn, the video is IGNANT asl but funny. They say she sound like Bam 😭

I do miss people a lot, glad to be making new friends and whatnot tho!

I lost, my gambling era is ova lmao

DA BEARS IN OVERTIME!!!

3rd times another charm???

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

Good luck to the Chicago Bears, and sorry to the LA Rams that you suddenly have to play in like 10F weather. Anyone actually watching from Soldier Field is going to be an absolute popsicle, and I'm sure half are underdressed. I need them to win so that the curse of the 2016 Cubs win is ended kthx.

UPDATE: He found my apartment, asked if I wanted to come upstairs and watch football, and told me he “made us dinner”… Y’all.

2016 - 2026

A celebrity crush that no one will understand.

2 for 2 on sports betting omg?!?! (I need to stop)

watching the warriors game tonight… My second time watching sports this month wtf???

So this has to be a 1st right?

This queen did it before Rosa too!

bluesky give us polls please!!!

Threw up twice this morning (took expired meds lmao) and called out. This is a BEAUTIFUL Monday morning 😌

my favorite thing to ask 🌈 ppl (7th grade)

I wonnn GO BEARSSSS

Whiter than snow in this biatch…

I’m going

Jock Party tonight… Should I go?

just tried sports betting for the first time ever.

had to wear this shirt to hide the hickies

Taco “Soup” and Kale! Happy Saturday 🌤️

Just finished Downton Abbey, now to watch the movies and weep when I’m finally done 😭

me in 2016 vs 2026

My upstairs neighbor, whom I’ve never met prior to this interaction btw, who was shirtless and must be at least 60 years old; decided to say “hi” and suggested we “hang out” after his shower… And yes he is.

Was looking at a trip yesterday and I’ll be so convinced to do something until I get to that checkout screen…

Jan. 2, 2026

I think we should be entitled to temporary handicap stickers, ya know for like the day after you cut your nails and now all of a sudden you need them for every task!?!?

Found my coworker on Grindr at work lmao ts said 0 ft away and had ALL his details on there (no face pic ofc)

HATING the fact that I have to go to work again.

The 1st day of 2026 is a convenient time for us all to start again so to speak, but the truth remains that each day we’re allowed to begin again if we so choose. I’m so thankful to be given one more chance. God bless your New Year! ✝️💚🤟🏽

We made it, thank you God. 2026 please be kind.

<—— User may or may not get a New Years Kiss, but WILL be outside tonight!

Richard Smallwood, a gospel giant and songwriter known for classics like “Center of My Joy” and “Total Praise,” has died. He was 77

one can HOPE

U like my chest? 😊

It doesn't scream bicep like it should, but might gawd does it eat!

Avatar 3 hands down, AMAZING INSTALLMENT. Give Mr. Cameron another billion or whatever for part 4!