Me randomly yelling “HIDDENNN VALLEYYYY RANCHHHHHHHHH” is getting annoying even to me.

Voy A LLEVARTE a PR.

I’m still here. I’m still gay. What a time to be alive. #BenitoBowl 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈

Immmmaagggiinnnneeeeeee. Saying you’re boycotting, but still watching…. #Ratings

Play with ya mama. Not Benito. #SuperBowl #BenitoBowl

Let’s goooooo. #BenitoBowl 🇵🇷🐰🫶🏾

The blue team came to play! Go blue!

Ready for Benito Bowl. Not the basketball game in between. 🇵🇷🐰

I will be throwing this ass to Bad Bunny throughout the whole show. God, I can’t wait!

Them people about to be so mad and outraged at Bad Bunny tonight lmaooooo. I can already feel it. #SuperBowl

Now that the gym is out of the way, drinks?!

I am exactly who you think a Virgo is and should be. Good and bad.

I love finding pink arms and orange chronic venous insufficiency followers and blocking them.

Watching Traitors this episode was so triggering. Just white privilege at its finest.

Seals. Always there for me. Holding me down.

Ehhh 🤷🏾‍♂️

Take me back home please! Now!

I’m deadass tired of working out. This is for the birds.

I just got a note from one of my students saying that they couldn't read my handwriting because I tend to write my feedback in cursive. I don't know how to feel about this....

Happy Anniversary, love! 💚

I love you, Benito. Good night! 🫶🏾

Bad Bunny!!!!!!!!!

Black people taking over for the 99 and 2000s at the #Grammys on the first day of #BHM feels….. BLACKITY BLACK!!!

That song came out in May of 2024. I’ll leave it at that…..

Happy Black History Month!!!!!!!!!!!

Bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh this tribute!!!!!!! THIS IS MUSIC!!!!

It was between Bilal or Maxwell. I was scared y’all.

Beyoncé, WAKE UP!!! You gotta go present Album of the Year!!! #Grammys

Girl. Where are the dancers? We didn’t ask for this! We want that nasty 8 count to abracadabra.

Mi Benito. Te amo.

This is what you call trying too hard to be artistic because why are you in boxers?

Olivia!!!!!

Olivia Dean is just perfection.

This that go and get. This that motivation.

Y’all realize that ACT III being rock means Beyoncé with possible black hair?! We are so back.

🤘🏾

Beyoncé gave us HOMECOMING, RENAISSANCE World Tour, and COWBOY CARTER Tour back to back. Undoubtedly some of the best production/performances ever. I’m not arguing with nan body about who the best performer living or dead is.

They arrested Don Lemon just now for, as a journalist, covering the Minnesota protests in a church.

I wanna know who woke up one day, looked at ice and said: “put some cream on that shit”.

Fuck Nicki Minaj. And that’s with my whole chest.

We made it early today. Such a beautiful day to have a beautiful day.

I got so tired of waiting for a machine at the gym that I left. Maybe it’s time to reconsider gyms.

One day someone will walk in…

Beyoncé mashed up Diva and Clique and I ain’t been the same since.

We made it.

We need to be able to have a full blown gif conversation. If not,…

Reddit…

Must be so hard being tall.

How do y’all drink midday and still function? I had two old fashioneds 5 hours ago and I’m contemplating life or the ER. I’m too old for this foolery.

I’m drunk.