YOU but no face (quote this)

I forgot to charge my car last night and I had to give that antichrist $10 dollars at one of his superchargers today. It hurt my soul. No - I do not drive his brand of cars.

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I wanna see that morning dew.

Working from home is dangerous.

KC is that ex you hate because he poured into your credit lowering and now it’s at 530 and lifted you up out $1,400 for rent last month. #LoveIslandUSA

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This is incredibly saddening.

It’s Thursday.

MARCANTHONY

Dee.

Y’all know that meme of the black guy hugging himself with a sad face?!

COUUUUUULD IT BEEEEEE A DREEEEEEEEAMMM… ORRRRRR IIIIIIISSS IT REEEEEEEAAALLLLLIIIITTTYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?! 😩🎹🙌🏾🔥 SSSSSSSOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNDDDDDSSSSS JUSSSSSSST LIIIIIIIIIIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH SYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMPHONNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Why y’all carrying a toiletry bag to the club?

Happy Father’s Day!

Stilettos. Pumps. In. The Club…

Dance For You came on and it’s still trash.

This morning I tried to disarm my house with the DoorDash app. It’s going to be a great day!

The Knicks won and now you’re all baseball fans all of the sudden. World Cup just started smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

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Iain'tneverhadnobodyshowmeallthethingsthatyoudoneshowmeAndthespecialwayIfeelwhenyouholdmeWegon'alwaysbetogether,baby,that'swhatyoutoldmeAndIbelieveit'causeIain'tneverhadnobodydomelikeyou

I want my bed. Neow.

I’ve mastered the art of arriving at the airport 5 minutes before boarding starts.

I wonder if the pastors are celebrating their pride during sermon… ebahh

I’m a sucker for LoFi Coffee Shop music.

Robo.

I woke him up.

Let me make an old fashioned.

These kids don’t know about Fall 2024 😂

Dee

I can’t stand a “I go to the gym and stand in the locker room, in-and-out the sauna for hours” creep. Them niggas be so fucking annoying.

Hi.

As by Stevie Wonder is a perfect song.

I’d love to experience listening to ALIEN SUPERSTAR for the first time again.

I’m not responding to that man 😂

Working out to the Renaissance and Cowboy Carter Tour albums is just pure ecstasy. Me at the gym not giving a damn…

Luther Vandross really started the live performance of A House is Not a Home walking past the mic singing. The antics. Bring back real singers!!

It’s corny joke time. Wanna hear it? Here it is. Beyhive thought Beyoncé was gonna drop act iii.

What is happening across the street?!?!

All these pastors landing in DC for Sunday service.

I’ve reached the age where insoles and sketchers comfortability ain’t ugly after all.

Everything is fucking AI and I hate it. Having to deliberately decipher what’s not is so draining.

Well, first, I suggest you pack your toothbrush. And then I want you to get your shaving kit, your underwear, your prophylactics if you think you need them and get your ass out.

Effie, Curtis was supposed to…

Feral.

Someone send me some ozempic.

I used to be skinny. What happened?! 😭

Beyoncé. You looked a mess, sis.