I'm glad I didn't wake up dead.

Why I am having trouble convincing myself to go to bed right now.

You are cordially invited to Zendaya the Robert Pattinson Drama, only in cinemas April 3.

Not that Abba was ever known for their good taste, but the eye makeup on all four of them in this video is horrifying. If I saw anyone wearing that sort of makeup in public, I'd cross the street because they would obviously be unhinged.

Screw you, lactose intolerance! Nothing gets between me and cheese.

In 1971, The Firesign Theater released one of their most acclaimed comedy albums, I Think We're All Bozos on this Bus. It's primarily a big parody of Disney theme parks, but I realised today that they also invented the concept of hacking AI via prompt injection. youtu.be/lmWFrMq3qNY?...

Saw this in the job listings. What would Muhammad think?!

Everyone here who is making pedophile references is missing the fact that she's calling for teenagers to be tried as adults, which is horrific, and why aren't any of you catching it?

To my trans brothers, sisters and siblings: from me, you are seen. And I will always have your back against the bigots who want to take away your rights and oppress you.

I was made redundant recently (after only six weeks on the job), so I guess I will have to post and pin this again. Sigh. youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

Thank you for protecting cat's identity, Google Maps

I was made redundant recently (after only six weeks on the job), so I guess I will have to post and pin this again. Sigh. youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

When someone has a "baby on board" sign on their car, what do they expect me to do with that information? Not crash into their car like I normally would if there was no baby?

Something I realised the other day... we still use the atlatl. We just use it to make dogs happy.

@susieoftraken.bsky.social (or any other UK #paleontologist, #archaeologist or #geologist: I've been puzzling over what I found in a park in Hemel Hempsted, Hertfordshire (def. not in situ) for days now. Is it a fossil? Is it human made? Is it natural geology? Never seen anything quite like it.

I bought a spare AC adapter for my notebook, and it had an instruction manual. I do not like it when life imitates Douglas Adams.

Want something to read other than Harry Potter? May I recommend the two much better books she definitely lifted lots of the plot from? The first one is not just a great novel, it was also written by an ACTUAL feminist writer who CARED about trans people.

@secondhandsongs.bsky.social will probably appreciate this music video for my all-time favourite cover song, Dave "not that one" Stewart and Barbara Gaskin's cover of Thomas Dolby's Leipzig. I had no idea this video existed. Nothing spectacular, but you get to see them perform.

Having been to Waffle House, I must agree that being teleported there would be "no fun." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

"Don't blame me, I voted for Hittler." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

Banksy may finally have been unmasked. He's probably a guy originally from NYC. He moved to Britain and changed his name to David Jones, such a common name that it would be difficult to identify him. Reuters thinks they've identified him. www.unilad.com/news/banksy-...

My former best friend, Daniel Walker, just passed away. We had a falling out because he tried to scam me out of drug money just after my daughter was born, but I'm still devastated. He was the best man at my wedding and he was the first friend I made in 8th grade after a friendless 7th grade.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THERE ARE MULTICOLORED SQUIRRELS BEFORE?! www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/y...

LMAO

I discovered @oldmanweldon.bsky.social's I Hate Bill Maher podcast last weekend. I'm already on episode 14 of a podcast that's generally well over an hour. I've been to TWO Real Time rehearsals. Writers play guests. I admit the one where "Gore Vidal" went up against some conservative was funny.

Happy anniversary for those who celebrate.

"Ski Mountaineering" isn't just the most insane Olympic sport I have ever seen, it's the most insane sport I have ever seen anywhere. It's like a certifiably insane person invented it.

Starmer being interviewed on BBC Breakfast this morning saying no one has been harder on him about Mandelson, Epstein et al than himself. Anyone who believes that should probably not be allowed to vote.

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.

My new job gave me COVID. This just proves I should live in a shack in the woods like the Unabomber, except without the murdering and maiming people.

"Doesn't have a Greek accent" should be listed as one of Wonder Woman's superpowers. #comics

I tried running an AI video generator locally on this MacBook Pro. Latest model, Apple Silicon. It was using so much power that it was draining the battery while it was connected to the charger. That is how much energy these things are using. Insane. #AI

Not to kink shame, but there is such a thing as being too into feet. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Dear BBC Breakfast: I realise starving newborns in Gaza is a horrific and really important story, but maybe save it for the evening news next time? There's only so much I can psychologically cope with at twenty past six in the morning.

Describe your BlueSky account in a single image

“They make a big thing of the ship’s cybernetics. ‘A new generation of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots and computers, with the new GPP feature.’ ” “GPP feature?” said Arthur. “What’s that?” “Oh, it says Genuine People Personalities.” “Oh,” said Arthur, “sounds ghastly.”

I have no idea why Casino Royale is trending, but I can tell it's not the awesome Casino Royale people are talking about. Take it away, Herb! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSEm...

What is this J. Edgar Mahmood FBI nonsense?

I generally do not do the "repost if you agree with ____" thing because it's almost always silly and ineffective, but hopefully MinnMax will keep up their end of the deal.

Oh I don't know...

I wish I knew the rest of her story. I hope it was a happy one. "Carlett Brown Angianlee (born c. 1927) was a United States Navy veteran during the 1950s who, if she made it to Europe, was the first African American to undergo gender affirmation surgery."

If Charlie Daniels could beat the devil with his mediocre fiddle playing, Scotty Stoneman could have beaten the Holy Trinity. With his knees. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqh3...

Sorry I'm going to miss the riot in downtown Bloomington this year, but I did get to see the students flip cars, smash windows and climb and hang from lampposts before, so I guess I've had my fun as an observer to such chaos.

I'm a little worried about you folks based on what I'm sharing...

Why is there a big budget movie about robot Zuckerberg but no one's made one about John McAfee yet? Oh, you stole those guys' idea? Well John McAfee killed a guy, went on the run and blogged about it.

"Batman (Kurdish: Êlih; Syriac: Elīḥā) is a city and capital of Batman District in Batman Province, Turkey. It lies on a plateau, 540 meters (1,772 feet) above sea level, near the confluence of the Batman River and the Tigris" WHY DOES NO ONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?!