Since Avatar is trending, here's a reminder that James Cameron is a racist. www.reddit.com/r/shittymovi...

Make a Bond film casual: Thundergettogether. (I'm going to keep reposting this until someone other than me finds it funny.)

A contemporary group playing Little Rascals #music. So many memories. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

This is my first Boxing Day in Britain and I still have no idea what Boxing Day is.

Make a Bond movie casual... Thundergettogether

Merry whatever and stuff.

Santa's reindeer are German and were around in the 1940s. What do they know?

They tell you in chemistry class not to put sodium in water, but the ocean is just full of the stuff.

A 1988 East German map of Berlin.

Penguin facts:

I always wonder what Kliban would make of the world today...

No notes.

Current state of brain: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FVA...

Get me a job, and you could win a fabulous prize! I don't know what prize that would be, but I'm sure I could come up with something. youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

Get me a job, and you could win a fabulous prize! I don't know what prize that would be, but I'm sure I could come up with something. youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

What are YOU doing about me getting a job? Excercise your right to give me a job before THEY take it from you! youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

Follow-ups to Disney's live action Gaston prequel: Young Uncle Louie's kidnapping from his native Indonesia. Honest John's tragic downfall into lies. Why Chernabog was forced to live in a mountain against his will. The guy who shot Bambi's mom was just trying to feed his starving family.

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Give me the Christmas present of a job, please. www.youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

When I was a kid and I was told Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer, for years I thought he went from what I envisioned as him tilling the soil with a hoe directly to the White House in one election.

Charlie stretch!

My heart goes out to all those affected by the horrific massacre at Bondi Beach in Sydney. This is more proof that Israel makes Jews a target. I look more Jewish than Woody Allen, so I've had to defend myself more than once against an angry person who refused to believe I do not support Israel.

Best protest sign I ever saw: Westboro Baptist Church protest. Mid-day on a weekday. They were on one side of the street. A counter-protest was on the other. Things were getting heated. Then a teenage punk kid stood in the middle of the street with a sign that said, "don't you people have jobs?"

The world may never know.

Why a Comedian Collecting Saudi Money Doesn't Make Me Happy.

I think @andykindler.bsky.social will appreciate this article. www.cracked.com/article_4944...

As an American who emigrated to the UK this year, I can officially say that Mark Cuban is an idiot. Universal healthcare is amazing.

This Canadian show from 2006 is genuinely one of the funniest adult animated shows I've ever seen. I'm amazed it never got beyond Canada. It's like The Addams Family, but with a more modern sensibility in terms of humor. I've been trying to find better copies, but they appear to be unavailable.

Every time I see a name I don't recognize trending in the sidebar, like Harrison Butker and Daniel Jones are now, I play everyone's favorite game show, "Athlete or Politician?"

Okay, now I'm starting to get irate with you.

Star Trek, starring the popular kids who bullied you in high school.

Sometimes I fill the electric kettle slightly above the max line. I’m a rebel who cannot be stopped.

I am trying to be polite about this. www.youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

I am trying to be polite about this. www.youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

Saw a Henson interview where he was asked if any characters didn't work, and he said that Frank Oz created one for Sesame Street season 1 called Professor Hastings, a slow-talking professor, barely aware of his surroundings, and fell asleep constantly. They cracked up, kids did not. I love him.

Every time I see Hakeem Jeffries trending on BlueSky I hope to see his name is followed by "announces his resignation." Let down again.

I admit I've never been to Loch Lommond, but does it really rate two bonnys? I feel like that's setting the bar high no matter what elevation of road you take to get there.

And they said Bowie was irreplaceable. www.youtube.com/watch?v=131t...

Hey, you know what I still don't have? A job!

Do you think your responsibility to get me a job has been discharged? Because it hasn't. What are you waiting for?

I've had it up to here with you people! Not one of you has given me a job yet! youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

I've had it up to here with you people! Not one of you has given me a job yet! youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

I still need a job.

I still need a job.

I'm glad Rush Hour 4 is being made so I can not watch it like the previous three.