This is my all-time favourite comedy album.

I guess I can finally forgive June Lockhart for abandoning Lassie with the U.S. Forest Service when she, Paul and Timmy moved to Australia. Why yes, I did watch a lot of TV as a kid, why do you ask? RIP June Lockhart. I hope I get to live that long.

I occasionally amuse myself.

An odd atmospheric effect in the sky over Middlesbrough. It only lasted for a couple of minutes, but it looked like we were having two sunsets on opposite sides of the horizon.

I'm going to start reposting this with the #mst3k tag on occasion until it gets the recognition it deserves! The world must understand what I understand!

So Platner has said bigoted things about black people and queer people and has a Nazi tattoo and grew up wealthy. And yet I'm not seeing people suggest the possibility that he is an intentional spoiler candidate.

You know what I have not seen a single person mention about the demolishing of part of the East Wing of the White House? Slaves were instrumental in not just its construction, but sourcing materials, and even clearing the land. Some were killed in the process. Their lives are being shat on by Trump.

I have been saying this for years, so I finally decided to turn it into a meme. #mst3k

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)

Singapore, 1966: "Can we get Nancy Sinatra? She's a big hit in America!" "Can't afford her. But how about this local lady? Her name is almost the same. No one will notice." "Can she sing?" "Define 'sing.'" #musicsky #music www.youtube.com/watch?v=m566...

Hey everyone who ignores my post, you can also ignore my new podcast! It's about TV pilots that didn't get turned into shows. bsky.app/profile/pilo...

The first episode of the Pilot Season podcast, where we review unaired TV pilots is live! Sorry for the poor sound quality. It's a pilot about pilots after all. Our pilot episode reviews the horrific Revenge of the Nerds sitcom pilot. #tv #revengeofthenerds #podcast #pilot #review

"We prefer vertical video."

I'm glad someone has finally gotten to the bottom of Jeffrey Epstein's alleged existence. (Watch this 20 minute documentary. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.)

Every one of these has been a joy. #StarWars www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7aq...

If you're (biologically) male, enjoy sleeping through the night without getting up to pee while you can. I had no idea I should have appreciated what I had until it was gone. Stupid prostate. I was told masturbation was the key to your health and I sure did my best!

Starting to think we might never get that Behind the Music special on MC Skat Kat.

1987, the USSR. Perestroika opens the Soviet markets to the West. And with that, apparently, came mind-altering drugs. (Seriously though, this animation is awesome.) www.dailymotion.com/video/x6zdz6l

Even after a terrorist attack, people equate Jews and Israelis. I am not an Israeli. You want to talk about antisemitism? Implying I have loyalty to a country that I am not a citizen of sounds pretty fucking antisemitic to me. My passport says I'm British. Also got an American one. I'm no Israeli.

As usual when things happen like the incident in Manchester with the synagogue, my anxiety goes up because I look more stereotypically Jewish than Woody Allen. Does it matter that I'm an atheist who never supported Israel? Never. So once again, I'm scared. And only 100 miles from Manchester.

"Dear Mom, you'll never guess where I'm writing you from!"

Keep tuning in! A new part of #English as she is Spoke twice a week! The real #MontyPython Hungarian Phrasebook! Do NOT learn English this way! #books #language #booksky #comedy #video #history #vocabulary

TL;DW: The joke is a lot closer to (with my embellishments)- A blind dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "this place is great! One day, I'm going to open a bar that looks just like this one!" Not all that funny, but not nonsense. #archaeology #history www.youtube.com/watch?v=FETE...

Making crinkle cut chips. Who is this caution for?

Happy birthday, composer who reincarnated into Daniel Radcliffe!

If you watch @adamconover.net's new comedy special while playing a video game, I think he would not just understand, but encourage it. Especially if you're one of us folks with #ADHD. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayL0...

Now that we know Elon Musk went to Epstein's island, can we all agree to call Cybertrucks "Pedomobiles" from now on?

My reading of English as she is Spoke, the real life Monty Python Hungarian Phrasebook, begins! #book #books #booksky #english #language #comedy #history

I knew this whole Tylenol thing sounded familiar...

"If you leave Vegas now, you won't see any more Caesar's Palace billboards!"

That Monty Python sketch about the Hungarian Phrasebook? It's a real thing, only it was written in the early 1800s in Portugal. And I am going to be reading all of it on YouTube over the next few weeks 'cause I'm a genuine VO pro. Here is a preview. #books #language #english #history #montypython

@robwords.bsky.social Your amazing video about English as She Has Spoke has prompted me to do a reading of the whole thing. Here is my intro. #books #booksky #history #language #words #audiobook #historysky

Happy to have taken part.

I'm glad there's all this talk of acetaminophen, because I was intending to take some for my head this morning, but I got distracted. Then I got to BlueSky and remembered I could do something about the headache. So thank you, BlueSky! (Obviously, I am now mega-autistic.)

PEOPLE I'M SITTING NEXT TO A DOG ON THIS PLANE THIS IS THE BEST PLANE EVER

My dad wrote this book many years ago. He's been dead for almost a decade and it's been out of print for years, so you have my permission to get it for yourself for free. A bit out of date, but #film buffs might find it useful. Certain countries will require a VPN. shorturl.at/xCdhy #filmhistory

If I hear you say one bad thing about Kirk, you'll regret it!

He really should be Dr. Von Doom.

There is no crying in baseball and there is no marriage in basketball.

Why do we still use batteries, but they stopped having these?

I see "Bears vs Lions" is trending. America really is turning into the Roman Empire, isn't it?

His name is not Tommy Robinson. It is Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon. Do not give people who would not hesitate to deadname a trans person the luxury of their chosen new name.

The sky over Middlesbrough this evening...

Charlie Kirk's final words may be amongst the most ironic in history. He was blaming transgender people for mass shootings before being killed by a Groyper for not being bigoted enough.

Evidence for now extinct life on Mars gives my general misanthropy a boost. If we're lucky, that will happen here too.

If I were a conspiracy theorist, I would suggest that Charlie Kirk's murder was quite the convenient distraction from the Epstein birthday book. I think it's most likely coincidence, but you know who wouldn't? Epstein conspiracy theorists on the right. Just saying...

Jerry update: he's still an asshole.

Slightly diminish a book: Murder on the Orient Local