Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.

My new job gave me COVID. This just proves I should live in a shack in the woods like the Unabomber, except without the murdering and maiming people.

"Doesn't have a Greek accent" should be listed as one of Wonder Woman's superpowers. #comics

I tried running an AI video generator locally on this MacBook Pro. Latest model, Apple Silicon. It was using so much power that it was draining the battery while it was connected to the charger. That is how much energy these things are using. Insane. #AI

Not to kink shame, but there is such a thing as being too into feet. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Dear BBC Breakfast: I realise starving newborns in Gaza is a horrific and really important story, but maybe save it for the evening news next time? There's only so much I can psychologically cope with at twenty past six in the morning.

Describe your BlueSky account in a single image

“They make a big thing of the ship’s cybernetics. ‘A new generation of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots and computers, with the new GPP feature.’ ” “GPP feature?” said Arthur. “What’s that?” “Oh, it says Genuine People Personalities.” “Oh,” said Arthur, “sounds ghastly.”

I have no idea why Casino Royale is trending, but I can tell it's not the awesome Casino Royale people are talking about. Take it away, Herb! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSEm...

What is this J. Edgar Mahmood FBI nonsense?

I generally do not do the "repost if you agree with ____" thing because it's almost always silly and ineffective, but hopefully MinnMax will keep up their end of the deal.

Oh I don't know...

I wish I knew the rest of her story. I hope it was a happy one. "Carlett Brown Angianlee (born c. 1927) was a United States Navy veteran during the 1950s who, if she made it to Europe, was the first African American to undergo gender affirmation surgery."

If Charlie Daniels could beat the devil with his mediocre fiddle playing, Scotty Stoneman could have beaten the Holy Trinity. With his knees. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqh3...

Sorry I'm going to miss the riot in downtown Bloomington this year, but I did get to see the students flip cars, smash windows and climb and hang from lampposts before, so I guess I've had my fun as an observer to such chaos.

I'm a little worried about you folks based on what I'm sharing...

Why is there a big budget movie about robot Zuckerberg but no one's made one about John McAfee yet? Oh, you stole those guys' idea? Well John McAfee killed a guy, went on the run and blogged about it.

"Batman (Kurdish: Êlih; Syriac: Elīḥā) is a city and capital of Batman District in Batman Province, Turkey. It lies on a plateau, 540 meters (1,772 feet) above sea level, near the confluence of the Batman River and the Tigris" WHY DOES NO ONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?!

Apropos of nothing, I've decided to post this video I made for Hanna-Barbera.com back when Hanna-Barbera still existed because I think it would be fun to pin to my profile. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jrw...

Now that I am newly employed, I am taking a perverse pleasure in seeing all the rejection emails. And am somewhat disappointed in the fact that I'm suddenly getting shortlisted right and left as well.

359 days ago, I came to England to find a job and start a new life so I could use my dual nationality to save my gay, autistic daughter from a possible terrible fate in America. Almost an entire year. And today, I signed an employment contract. Hopefully, goodbye to living in America for good.

I'm guessing no one who can help will see this, but if you know an estate agent letting a 2 br near Hemel Hempstead that takes dogs, please get them in touch with me ASAP.

Without looking to see why #MusicChallenge is trending, I will post this. Good luck.

I can't imagine what made me think of this when I woke up to read that the names of hundreds of ICE agents have been leaked. I just can't imagine. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmhg...

I guess this counts as portfolio-ish? Since I'm told it's #portfolioday. youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

Comedy premise: what if Dr. Hook, Captain Hook and John Lee Hooker were three people you could write a joke about due to the similarities of their names?

Good morrow to you. If you travel past the battlefield this morning, pay no notice to the knight atop his steed, loudly reciting poetry about the size of women's bottoms. It is not courtly behaviour.

He's back! And he's still informative and still funny! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdUX...

Apparently Disney killed a Rise of the Skywalker sequel called The Hunt for Ben Solo, which sounds like it would have sucked anyway, except... it would have been written and directed by Steven Soderbergh. What?

What precisely are they talking about censoring, Elon? What content, and be very specific here, is the problem? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

How did I not know that not only did Squeeze cover Harper Valley P.T.A., but they made it sound so much like other Squeeze songs that I wouldn't have even known it was a cover, or originally a country song? Glenn Tilbrook is amazing even when singing covers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0BT...

If you can explain to me why I think one of the best recorded songs ever is a British guy in the 1950s singing an extremely lively version of a much slower 19th century American song about a train from Indiana going to Birmingham, Alabama, don't tell me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTi...

I think while I'm searching for a job, my dog should be out applying to be a professional annoyance to bring in a little extra income.

Because the landlord here is useless, I've been without internet since yesterday and I've had to tether to my phone. That's not why I'm posting. I'm posting because Facebook [shut up, it's the only way I can keep in touch with some relatives] won't connect on my notebook if I tether. What?

I love that BlueSky's trending sidebar is dominated by American sports but then, once a week, The Archers.

I see "nuggets" is trending. McDonald's finally got its greedy corporate claws into BlueSky. I knew it would happen one day.

Mark Kelly was an astronaut. AN ASTRONAUT.

Auntie Beeb: "A yellow snow and ice warning is in place across the north of Scotland and will remain active until midnight tonight." Just so everyone knows, my dog is not in Scotland. Please do not blame him.

Keir Starmer has no interest in stopping Grok from making AI nude images of underage girls. Keir Starmer has a 15-year-old daughter.

Some inspiring music for your Monday morning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5hF...

Fuck you, Linda. I'm going to listen to your music AND enjoy it and there's nothing you can do about it.

"TV Shows" is trending on BlueSky, but Venezuela is not. This is absolute insanity. Whoever at BlueSky is controlling the trending sidebar needs to get fired.

Venezuela is significantly larger than Afghanistan and twice the size of Iraq. Caracas has a larger population than Kabul had in 2001. The Venezuelan military is far more well-equipped than the forces of the Taliban. US troops have not been staged. How is Trump going to run Venezuela?

How the hell does @bsky.app calculate what is #trending? Because there is no way Venezuela should not still be in the sidebar. Epstein probably belongs there too.

Rude.

Where is Jeffries? Where is Schumer? HOURS ago, Trump committed war crimes in Venezuela. WHERE IS JEFFRIES? WHERE IS SCHUMER?

I realize it's still a little early in the U.S., but it's been hours since the bombing and I haven't heard thing one from Jeffies or Schumer. I know Schumer needs his old man sleep, but Jeffries doesn't.

So I assume we're going to see the U.S. military pull down this statue after a few guys hit it with their shoes while the U.S. news media breathlessly reports about how they are welcoming the U.S. giving them freedom?

The BBC is officially partnered with CBS News, which is now a propaganda mouthpiece for the criminal Trump administration. I do not pay my license fee for this.