My daughter is selling stickers at her school arts and crafts fair, and she came up with an awesome slogan: AI "artists" fear me and my pencil.

Tell us your pet's name with a gif

My phone accidentally took this photo using its low light sensor while it was in my Hoodie pocket. I quite like the results.

Coconut Atypical Trigeminal Neuralgia

Posting "keep talking about the Epstein files" every day isn't actually talking about the Epstein files.

A pre-magnetic tape recording studio. As in a recording studio with only recording technology available before the 1940s. Vintage ribbon microphones, a very simple board, and everything cut directly to vinyl. I'd try to make it as period accurate as possible.

Huh. I guess nothing important has happened in the last few hours...

It is very important to me that you are all aware that my dog has a Hitler moustache.

Imagine if Yoda and Gollum had a conversation.

Don't eat meat, it'll give you cancer. Also don't eat plants, they'll give you cancer. gizmodo.com/fruits-and-v...

Clearly very important things are being discussed:

Oh hey cool! Go fuck yourselves!

In honour of St. George's Day, I present to you... www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUdF...

Today's trivia question. Is Seal's song Kiss from a Rose about: A. Romance B. Batman C. Drugs make you feel fucking amazing (Hint: probably C.)

Don't you try and tell me her parents were alive.

If I had a penny for every 2000s cover version of Motorhead's Ace of Spades done by a German country band, I'd have three pennies. But that's still a surprising number of pennies in this case.

After over a year of struggling with "Linux for Noobs" Mint, I have thrown in the towel and ordered a 2025 MacBook Air for myself. Anyone who tells you that Linux is easy for everyone can go fuck themselves. I will be happy to never again have to spend hours Googling to fix something minor.

Just posting this for no reason... 247wallst.com/special-repo...

I answered a different answer in the comments which didn't really count, so here's my real answer.

Killed off offscreen between series and spinoff, poor thing.

And the LORD said, "whoops, my bad." (Genesis 1:4)

This person is posting endless calamari recipes at me as if I were a real squid and would be insulted by that and it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. (Also, damn is calamari delicious.)

When your job application form is older than some of your applicants...

@apiln.bsky.social IT'S TRUE! BRITAIN IS BROKEN! Can't even get a jambon beurre now. In one specific chain restaurant. www.theguardian.com/food/2026/ap...

Does this intro video about my video content creation and editing skills count as a portfolio for #PortfolioDay even though it's not still images? Because I really need a job.

This is truly an astounding level of copium. x.com/DouthatNYT/s...

I still need a job.

Once, around 20 years ago, @emophilips.bsky.social gave me a little wave as we passed each other when I was on the way to the bathroom at CFI West before he did a set there. I'm sure it was a pivotal moment in both of our lives.

A spammer sent me an email offering to sell me a "vintage" No Kings T-shirt. You know how things that are at most a year old are vintage.

I still need a job.

Pa!

Dear Britain: a little perfume goes a long way. You don’t have to use the entire bottle each time before you go out. So tired of breathing through my mouth on the train and the bus.

I just finished watching Children of the Corn, and man, you couldn't make that movie today. Because it's bad. Someone would stop you and make you make a good movie instead.

I'm glad I didn't wake up dead.

Why I am having trouble convincing myself to go to bed right now.

You are cordially invited to Zendaya the Robert Pattinson Drama, only in cinemas April 3.

Not that Abba was ever known for their good taste, but the eye makeup on all four of them in this video is horrifying. If I saw anyone wearing that sort of makeup in public, I'd cross the street because they would obviously be unhinged.

Screw you, lactose intolerance! Nothing gets between me and cheese.

In 1971, The Firesign Theater released one of their most acclaimed comedy albums, I Think We're All Bozos on this Bus. It's primarily a big parody of Disney theme parks, but I realised today that they also invented the concept of hacking AI via prompt injection. youtu.be/lmWFrMq3qNY?...

Saw this in the job listings. What would Muhammad think?!

Everyone here who is making pedophile references is missing the fact that she's calling for teenagers to be tried as adults, which is horrific, and why aren't any of you catching it?

To my trans brothers, sisters and siblings: from me, you are seen. And I will always have your back against the bigots who want to take away your rights and oppress you.

I was made redundant recently (after only six weeks on the job), so I guess I will have to post and pin this again. Sigh. youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

Thank you for protecting cat's identity, Google Maps

I was made redundant recently (after only six weeks on the job), so I guess I will have to post and pin this again. Sigh. youtube.com/shorts/qtwND...

When someone has a "baby on board" sign on their car, what do they expect me to do with that information? Not crash into their car like I normally would if there was no baby?

Something I realised the other day... we still use the atlatl. We just use it to make dogs happy.

@susieoftraken.bsky.social (or any other UK #paleontologist, #archaeologist or #geologist: I've been puzzling over what I found in a park in Hemel Hempsted, Hertfordshire (def. not in situ) for days now. Is it a fossil? Is it human made? Is it natural geology? Never seen anything quite like it.