That third was all sorts of wrong.

The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes

I saw a gaudy Cybertruck on the road that had a big red oil drum poking out of its trunk and I thought “video games have prepared me for this moment.”

The left side of my brain is dedicated to suppressing thinking about boobs.

Well Jesus made me so Jesus save me from pity, sympathy and people discussing me. November, innit.

The ol’ two cock bukake routine

This is an insane read. Can barely believe I’m living through times like these. I didn’t know about the Jackie Robinson bit mentioned in here, either.

Fender expanding their Johnny Marr signature Jag range by bringing out one with 3 lipstick pickups wasn’t what I was expecting at all

I have got new headphones and they are nice.

The deepest expressions meet the fastest scrolls. Grey grass hiding in empty, floral pick-mes.

Christmas for people that like dead forrins.

Watch this because it tells you everything you need to know about how the right-wing weaponise fear. First come the facts. Then come the views of the public, sick of politicians & the media spreading unsubstantiated fear. Then comes the journalist, ignoring the facts & the public to spread fear.

I like this approach. Avoid following a cultural script which mythologises and reproduces.

Indeed, he was allowed to to kill all those children because he is so rich

Swampy shoegaze version of Joe Le Taxi pitched down with the drums going half speed and tom-heavy during the chorus. Sung by a male baritone or lower. C’est la rumba

What. A. Fuckin. Rekkid.

Shoulda just went to Sprints gig, tbh, instead of watching this balloon knot rupturing

Coldplay after you score is really rubbing it in. Basturts

Think my neighbour has bought a Howitzer or something.

I am being very literal when I say this. Shove yer fireworks up yer Jimmy Carter.

I’ve commented loads on how the Scottish Tory Party have pivoted to basically being the Rangers Party this century but you NEED to read the Express’s cool aid piece to see how their papers have done the same. It is fucking insane a newspaper would print this

See, the thing about insisting the manager of your fitba team wears a suit is that you miss out on your manager wearing a B boy trefoil 3 stripe trackie to Hampden

Sobered up and still not caring. Darn the hey do I care.

I herby re-affirm that I am nonplussed regarding what the animals say.

I’m no sure what’s real anymore

History cannot be remixed. The Hits Just Keep on Comin’ by PUBLIC ENEMY.

A popular Scottish music retailer has closed down after entering voluntary liquidation

I have got the swing in my swagger back. The ping in my peepee. Gie it to O’Neill until some sort of clinical diagnosis gets in the way

Someone is pretending to be me and is trying to get me into trouble. 5d chess from my mystery Moriarty.

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Melville’s pillow talk must’ve been sensational

No harm to this person, they're just trying to get a bargain but it's THE ITEM that's sending me.

Might be nitpicking a tiny wee bit but killing 60 civilians in a military air strike doesn’t sound totally in keeping with a ceasefire to my layman’s ears.

Israel is bombing tents again with F35 jets. They commit genocide with impunity. There was no ceasefire, they broke it every single day. They must be held to account. Speak up. Take action. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

I mean, I hate everything about the Shadow Minister for Rangers OBVIOUSLY. But, I only just noticed with this picture that he could bite into a curly wurly and no hit any chocolate.

Another day, another gig. Kathryn Williams at Paisley Arts Centre tonight for yer auld da and that means the most important of things - SIMPLY WALKING/ROLLING HOME IN 10 MINUTES

Raisin' Hell by Run DMC was arguably the first hiphop album to properly tackle grape intolerance

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BAH GAWD!! THAT’S STEVE GUPPY’S MUSIC

Honestly, don’t think there’s a more sickening 3 word phrase than the RAR in this headline.

Pal: Take half & see you how you get on Me 40mins later:

Getting what we deserve. 8 points behind a side issue for golf and rugger fans.

A real life goal in the first half hour

Game disnae start for over an hour and im already angry. Fuck that greasy Hunterhill cunt to infinity

At a gig where the first band aren’t even on yet. Yyyyyyaaasss. #againstmoderngigs #fuckyertrainhome