This is all very exciting. Needs a fight, imho

Weirder than North Korea man 🤣

“Armed Forces Day” 🤣 🤣 🤣

…and now over to the Loyal Rumble. I’m not a guy that asks for much but a draw, 4 red cards and a perpetual stadium closure would sate me.

Aaaaah. Aaaaaaahhh Aaaahhhhhh. Fuckn nnnnnyyyyyaaahhhh yyyasss yas yas

Hatate has been rotten all season but, dearie me, newly discovered depths being plumbed today.

Incredibly powerful front page from the Sunday Post ‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

gold medal skippity paps

The winter Olympic ice rhythm dance is nineties-themed and they’ve all to use nineties music. Not one of the cowards went for Windowlicker.

With 2026 being the National Year of Reading, a growing crisis in the beloved institution across Scotland must be tackled, writes Keira Brown ✍️

There are hunners. Although, special shoutout to: I WANNA GET DRUNK EAT GRAPES ROBERT DE NIRO SIT ON MY FACE

One of the thing most clear throughout those files is the only thing those creeps feared was communism

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

“I don’t see why we should have a Bank Holiday for the World Cup. We should have one on St Andrew’s Day instead.” Oh right, so instead of a day off in the middle of June, you want one RIGHT AT THE END OF NOVEMBER!! Perverts.

Disappointed he didn’t light a big cone aff it, tbh.

Intrigued as to what core British values are? Where I live, for those identifying as British, it’s nothing any normal person born after 1912 would get on board with.

I’m on the left and a born-here UK national. Fuck the Brits, everything they’ve ever done and the boats they sailed on.

If Rayner gets anywhere near a sniff McSweeney will do a false flag suitcase nuke attack in a midsize UK city and declare an emergency government of national unity with Farage

There’s a quote by Polly Toynbee’s dad, sometimes misattributed to Orwell, about bombing Twickenham to set back English fascism. If we bombed Murrayfield, Scotland would be independent in weeks.

It’s that time of year again. Probably the only sport where I hope Scotland lose every game. No other sporting representation of Scotland less resembles the people I know. No Mcs, no Macs, no O’s, no names ending in vowels, no brown people, loads of Rorys, Hugos and even a D’arcy

A big coat should last, at least, an Olympiad. Imagine buying one in February. Opulent wasters.

Trying to watch or read the news the now is like being confronted with a wall of vomit with the viscosity of half-cooled tar.

Seems fair

HE GOT GAME —> SHE GOT GAME YEAH BOOYYYEEEE SHE GOT IT,!! And now so do you. Available on all major streaming platforms. Public Enemy with Flau’Jae + Retina MC Featuring an All-Star female band: Cindy Blackman Santana Blu DeTiger Elizabeth Beisel + Grace Bowers

Made in Hunterhill. Undone in Feegie. Up ye ya greaseball

I worry about generative digital archaeology a lot. I don’t want my great granddaughters talking to a holographic me based off my social media history.

Name’s Pond John Pond Licensed to Nonce

last dressing down I got from Monkey Cage execs on day I resigned was for a Bluesky comment on some of the sexual abusers who had been close to Prince Charles - Mountbatten, Van Der Post, Peter Ball - I didn’t do it to be sensational, I did it because it shows how abuse is just ignored by power

I have caught the lurgy that has gone around some of my closest associates. Then, I wondered about the etymology of the word “Lurgy” and whether it was related to a more serious malady. Googled it - it was a Goon Show bit and the term has stuck. A 70 yr old radio comedy still providing parlance.

I’m no above grassing to the patter polis

This is your early annual reminder that superb owl jokes were made illegal in 2018.

Q. What’s better than a victimless crime? A.

Sometimes respond in everyday life with song lyrics so embedded in my psyche that I forget they’re not original thoughts/phrasings. One of my daughters asked how my day was and I responded with ICE CUBE WILL SWARM. ON ANY MOTHERFUCKER IN A BLUE UNIFORM.

I’ve absorbed two days’ worth of discourse, replays and rule quotes and stand solidly by my initial reaction.

I saw someone being interviewed on the news this morning and they had colour-coded bookshelves. I’m not sure how to explain this but I’ve judged the living fuck out of her because of it and I’m probably very very wrong.

Mocking someone's addiction relapse because they happen to be a Jewish person who treated Palestinians with a basic level of humanity is really really low. I honestly don't know how you can do that and still see yourself as a good person fighting the good fight.

I enjoyed this a lot. You might, you might not www.reddit.com/r/CelticFC/s...

If you eat a ‘Michelin-starred breakfast’, it’s hard not to conclude that you’re part of the problem.

Fuck sauce on chips, everyone that likes rugby, fuck Stephen Hendry, fuck golf jumpers, fuck that accent, trams and the King

I am too blinded by my own beel to say anything constructive

That’s a red card and I’m a squirrel’s dick

Nonsense man. No even a foul. A dildo in Wallace Mercer’s deid arse

FORBIDDEN PLANET poster from Denmark, 1956.

Is this real?