Wanting a pie, mate?

NEVER LET THE US HOLD THIS AGAIN FUCK SAKE

📻 New episode of “In Silico” for @campradio.bsky.social tonight. It’s Episode 41 and I turned 41 earlier this week. Coincidence or deliberate? Either way, drop by to get lost in a summer fever dream. Episode 41 goes live at 8pm. 8pm GMT / 9pm CET Tune in ⬇️ listen.camp

Oh no. Who will hunt paedos now?

Me: celebrity deaths don’t impact me at all Also me: RIP Jennifer Finch 😢

Ye shaggin? Ye askin? Am askin Am shaggin

Wooooooooooft hahahaha

Baaaaaaa hahaha

You, an idiot: “Argentina should be sanctioned for the Malvinas flag” Me, an intellectual: “Fuck the king”

Wwwwooooooooooooft Hahahaha

Please don’t disturb me. I’m busy catching up on undiluted pain dashed with non-countered fantasy narratives. Nom nom nom nom.

Watch the English turn on Tuchel if they lose.

Diego Maradona: “The Americans gave me an award. They gave me one in Cuba as well. I told the Americans: Keep it for yourselves, I’m getting one in Cuba!”

I would like another one-sided review of the England Argentina rivalry that completely ignores the big English cheating incidents in ‘98 and ‘02, Alf Ramsay’s racism and, och, fuck these cunts, man

El que no salta es un ingles El que no salta es un ingles El que no salta es un ingles

I mean, argue amongst yourselves, but sinking a boat in international waters over 200 miles away from the conflict zone and sailing away from the conflict zone without any warning should be considered a war crime. I get the semantic arguments against but I also get that Brits are cunts.

If I wanted to be judged a good, moral person, I would certainly try to extract funds from…checks notes… Jeezy Peeps missus. The fuck is wrong wae you?

Self-determination for thee but not for thou.

🤣 Jagger looking like he’s hiding the grog in cell block H

Fuck Wonderwall anaw

Fuck the King.

2026: the summer of pitchforks

MAGGIE THATCHER. MAGGIE THATCHER, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Are we absolutely certain she didn’t Hutchence herself?

Well, I think the best time to speak ill of people is when they’re dead, so there.

🎵 His name’s Camilo and he dances on Rangers’ grave 🎵

Might as well get this in nice and early. Faen ta kongen

That was smashing.

In Cars? 🚘 He'll probably fly in, but @garynumanofficial.bsky.social starts his UK & Europe tour at Glasgow's Queen’s Park Arena on 17th July. He’s a total legend in life and in the interview. Delighted to have him in for the chat with Andy Reilly. Listen on your fav podcast app. Enjoy 💛

Baaaa hahaha

Always remember this cartoon from High School History. Bravo Belgium

Box office

Imagine the kick off keeps going back til about 4 then the pubs need to kick people out at half time 🤣

This is a straight up dull yin, in fairness

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens

Aaaaah hahahahaha

Goal of the tourney for me

Rickenbacker is short for Richardenbacker

“Mexico’s altitude and home atmosphere is so strong an advantage that it’s unfair” Aye, ye were fine making Italy play the Euro final at Wembley during a literal riot, though.

I see Burnham has done his first “No” already. Basically every PM for the next couple of decades will do this once a year and we’ll do FUCK ALL. I believe in independence but Scotland doesn’t deserve it because we continue to harbour a small majority of cunts 🤷‍♂️

Chat with Jah Wobble and Tian Qyi about The Beatles, starting fights in libraries, stonewall penalties, Chinese and Irish music…and much more. open.spotify.com/episode/6wkt...

In Heaven, it’s permanently the first week of a World Cup

Real Star Wars species starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Mongo_B...

“FFS, there is categorically no such thing as ghosts” Me, like 4 times a day for some reason.

NASA’s climate change spiral visualisation

Ooft that shower snuck up on me while I had a washing oot. Bastard

Right. Catch yeez in 2054, then

This is ‘Scanted By Abandoning Terrorbaw’ by Hopes A-Dash