Gotta have A LOT of walnuts in my banana bread.

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

I'm not at #MCAmsterdam, but BOY am I living vicariously through y'all. Keep posting all the cool stuff you're doing! #wotcstaff

First time playing a Once Upon a Galaxy tournament, and I 5-0'd day 1! Sick!

"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." – Captain Picard #MTGxStarTrek

Can't tell you how good it feels to end 30+ points ahead when playing with friends who're *really good* at these kinds of crunchy games.

Happy Monday! 🧁 #Art #Comic

SO ready for my opponent casting Doctor Doom. #wotcstaff

Goddamit, Dinniman.

Bought Dungeon Crawler Carl yesterday and started reading it last night. Instead of sleeping, I just kept reading. Just finished, and it's great. No regrets.

Just found my new favorite card name. #wotcstaff

Drafting five Thunderdrum Soloists really stretches the definition of "soloist". #wotcstaff

If your answer to "Do you want to start an improv troupe?" is "Yes.", you're only half ready.

Watching The Backrooms with a theater full of teens is one of the best moviegoing experiences I've ever had. The movie is great, but what floored me was how *genuinely excited* everyone was to watch it.

Be one of the very first people to play #MoodSwings. @laughingdragonmtg.bsky.social in Issaquah is hosting the first play event, Sunday, May 24. Entry (including a Mood Swings deck) is free, but you need to sign up: laughingdragonmtg.com/store/catego... Come meet me and play my new game. #WotCStaff

Just went to Costco, and they have an employee pre-screening items for folks waiting in the self-checkout line so they can just pay when it's their turn. Folks, we've come full circle.

Up, down, sideways, slantways, longways, and backways.

It's cheap gold upgrade day on ARena:

28 years later, Mood Swings finally makes its premiere at MagicCon Las Vegas! #WotCStaff #moodswings #moodswingsgame #moodswingstcg

This Playtest Cube deck is WILD. The Unknown Wizard as my commander + as many Playtest cards as I could jam. Perfection. #wotcstaff

@pastaghettii.bsky.social: Hey, wanna drafting an Unknown Event Playtest Card Cube? Me: You have ABSOLUTELY asked the right person. (I freaking LOVE playtest cards.) #wotcstaff

Anyone who played on the Unknown Events at #MCVegas, I need y'all to tell me what cards you enjoyed the most #wotcstaff

May have lost my last run of One Upon A Galaxy, but I've been VERY consoled.

Bulk Up, flashback Bulk Up on Spectacular Skywhale has been my top #MTGStrixhaven limited closer so far. #wotcstaff

Happy #MTGStrixhaven Prerelease weekend! I had a lot of fun contributing some *choice* tomes to decorate the Employee Prerelease. #wotcstaff

Everyone needs to check out @scryfall.com today. I BEG you. #wotcstaff

read the news today

where’s my money 😔

happy international women's day to all my international women

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

The 9 MTG Cards That Made Me soichirow.github.io/my-9-cards-m... #wotcstaff

I know that AI results are often wrong...but this seems like intentional trolling.

Take a bite of our new product! 🍔🎲

I was soooo close to getting Mythic this season, but I kept yo-yoing in Diamond 1 and couldn't quite seal the deal. #wotcstaff

"Oops all Batterskulls." I think I ended the game last night with 12? #wotcstaff

Applications for the New Perspectives Grant for #MCAmsterdam are now open! You have until 2/19 at 8 AM Pacific to apply! magic.gg/news/magicco...

Curved out in my last ECL draft...the synergy is real. #wotcstaff

Not to brag or anything, but I paid a stupid amount of money for a professional pics done. Gonna get those brain glamour shots.

Aurora Awakener for 5 into Omni-Changeling might be the best feeling I've ever had in a draft. #wotcstaff

Prerelease is one of my favorite events. It's an event where all kinds of players get to experience something new together. Even better if the store treats it like a celebration—love decorating and dressing up for prerelease. #wotcstaff

In a players mind, what does it mean to spend 4 mana? 3 mana? That's basically 2 mana. 2 mana is two mana, but one mana is basically free. 5 mana is kind of like 6 mana, but 7 mana is 10 mana.

Washington State residents: they’re trying to pull online age verification bullshittery here too. This bill would require people to upload their ID/credit card to view online adult content. You can complain to your reps here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112

Slightly diminish a band: Blink 181

Finally started playing Clair Obscure...and y'all weren't joking about how good it is. I've been avoiding spoilers, but damn has it hit *just right* so far.

Playing Imposter Cube—a cube packed with Omnipresent Imposters and cards that take advantage of that. #wotcstaff

Riding ferries kicks ass.

I'm never gonna draft a TLA deck as crazy powerful as this one. #wotcstaff