Why be mad when I can be horny 🤔

Need more “cuddle and makeout during the movie” friends in my life 🥺

Thinkin bout pup butts

Am big scary dog i swear 😤

bark

“Poison dressing up like medicine, Everybody loves a bleeding star…”-Rivals

This dog possesses a kindness, patience (patron saint istg) and joy that oozes out and onto every moment he touches. Never one to turn away a friend, Cryo has the biggest heart of any man I’ve ever met and I’m so grateful to be his friend 🥹 HBD to the best buttress out there @pupcryo.bsky.social

When the sexy @pupdekker.bsky.social visits, you have to show him some hospitality. Such a fun pup to use! 😈

That feeling when you get bred so good you start having pregnancy cravings 😅 So anyway where are the tops that like to be eaten out 👀

Fuck its nice out ☀️ Also….wanna fuck? Its nice oooout 😇

I can haz tummy rubz? 🥺👉👈

Good morning mutts in my phone

Sometimes i miss the farm 🥺 Very grateful to live in a city with so much green space. This is a small nature preserve tucked into the burbs only 5mi from Downtown Minneapolis and is a great place to escape the chaos and the noise. Well…for the most part 😅

Puppy was social with other pups tonight Pls clap

Sometimes you gotta breed your friends in the kitchen in the middle of the night 🤷‍♀️ its good them Happy hump day ya horny mutts 🍑: @obso1337user.bsky.social 🍆: meeeeee

In 2021 Quartz was born. I had been a puppy for 4yrs and realized that so much of me was still locked away. I embraced my femininity and my fire and my world completely changed. Five years later I’m more confident, more deliberate and maybe a bit more dark but I am ALL of me. Say hello to Quartz V2

Be a good dog and Bark for me puppy

Suuuuch a good puppy 🥵

So sleepy…need coffee… 😴

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Rant of the day number 2: Pleasepleaseplease stop making horror films about gay love/fetish culture if you arent going to also make actual positive love stories I am so sick of my friends seeing these as impressions of who are

Yall if you flirt at the bar or the comments but then repeatedly leave me on read, im gonna think you’re only into the public attention part or something. Like clearly you arent into me or we could have a normal convo lol 😅

Perfection 🤤

Good boy activities

Me: damn i hate my body lately 😖 Also me: soothe it by butt posting on the internet 🤔

Seeee i dont ALWAYS wear a jockstrap

Yall this week can go suck a dick haha

Overnight shifts get so boring. Why dont you come enrertain me 😘

Anyone else methodically jerk off before seeing your friends? Like… otherwise i cant hold a convo cause im thinking about being spitroasted in this kitchen rn 🥴👉👈

“Begged you for the rope You wrapped around my throat-“

I wanna play with my friends' dicks and butts 😮‍💨

What are you doing if you found this dog in your kitchen?

Happy hump day from my office to yours😙

barkbarkbarkbarkbark

Get on your knees puppy

Horny dog noises for your friday

Yall know i practice this pose just for you right? Happy #humpday puppies

When you need a top-off but the rubber puppies pregamed at your place and now everything is lubey 😫

Soooooo who’s replacing it for #fcf 👉👈

Offer for your cumsideration I get: pecs or pits in my face You get: puppy butt

How im spending my afternoon 🥴

Good morning dogs in my phone 😚

Come on puppy, you know you want it 👀

People will go to extreme lengths to paint themselves as the victim in a story in which their soul, simply put, broke. They cant tolerate their pain or failures, the pain they cause, so they fabricate a narrative that protects them from it. They then sell the new story to everyone who will listen.

Good morning 😴 who’s making coffee

Having one of those nights where im tired enough that i dont wanna go out but lonely enough that i want snuggles 🥺 life is ruff

What a night

Im so glad it’s Tank week cause holy shit i need to be bred

Summoning big strong dogs! Open jar pls 🥺👉👈

Dissociating but still slutty 💅🏼