I guess the 1st Amendment is meaningless now, and we're just a step or two away from state TV being implemented. Forget foreign threats - the real danger is right here in America.

At least he's being honest.

It’s unironically what he would want. bsky.app/profile/owil...

Now is it time to talk about gun control? Or should we just send thoughts and prayers?

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Trump's so full of shit, I'm surprised his eyes aren't brown. #Russia #Ukraine youtu.be/jcNzoONhrmE...

Tim Apple is no Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs is rolling over in his grave. #Siri #Apple #Google #Gemini techcrunch.com/2025/08/22/a...

Getting ice out of the freezer while everyone else is asleep is the loudest noise you will ever make in your life.

I can't wait for the Bigly - It's Like Nothing Anyone's Ever Seen Before Bill.

This is epic. I can't believe I actually liked Tucker Carlson for a couple of minutes. youtube.com/shorts/thlUT...

DATE: So what do you do? ME: I'm the town crier. HER: Oh cool, so have you got a bell? ME: *starting to sob* I do not

"God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money." ~ Yogurt

the world ended a long time ago but we were all too busy on our phones to notice

I have a friend who thinks he's so smart. He said eagles can read a newspaper from a mile away, and I was like, you moron, eagles can't read.

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

All YouTubers should be British.

11 more weeks, and Pink Floyd's classic album The Dark Side of the Moon will have been on the Billboard Top 200 chart for 1,000 weeks. 🤯

“I was hungry” and you cut SNAP. “I was thirsty” and you cut funding to ensure clean water. “I was sick” and you cut medicaid. “I was a stranger” and you deported me. “I was in prison” and you just left me there to rot. “Whatever you do to the least of these, you do unto me.”-Jesus

I'm "@ means 'each' and # is the pound sign" years old.

Fuck Israel. www.cnn.com/2025/05/24/m...

I'm the Minutemen General, the incoming Director of the Institute, a Paladin with the Brotherhood of Steel, the strength of the Railroad, and the savior of the Commonwealth, but I can't seem to be able to jump over this small tree limb. #Fallout4

Raise a Glass for Norm: Remembering George Wendt

I worked in plenty of restaurants in my younger days, and when someone said, "86 the pickles", they meant "lose the pickles", not kill or murder the pickles.

Ronald Reagan on tariffs. youtube.com/shorts/Mj6N-...

In the age of the internet and artificial intelligence, the Vatican is still communicating via smoke signals.

This is the worst Photoshop job I've ever seen. It looks like they used a typewriter to do it.

The stock market is proving the best thing Trump can do is shut the fuck up.

Starting my chocolate milk fast today.

I wonder how many people die from dehydration each day while we run excess water waiting for it to get to the acceptable temperature.

Archie and Edith Bunker (Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton) meet for the last time. #AllInTheFamily I needed a tissue for this one. youtu.be/S8AfYVShmfE?...

I grew up watching these guys' movies, and I saw Young Guns 1 and 2 at the theaters. I can't freakin' wait for this.

Kinda worried if I get a tan I might get deported to El Salvador.

If they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks, they're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box. You better run.

Those penguins have been living off America's teat for far too long.

If only I had a lawn

We've secretly replaced Janet's coffee with melatonin capsules. Let's see if— okay yeah, she noticed. She looks pissed. Sleepy, but pissed.

a folgers ad campaign where everyone looks like shit and cries while sipping coffee

me: well it’s that one time each year where i print a document on the home printer cyan toner cartridge: oh really

♫ Oh, Danny boy ♫ The pipes, the pipes are calling

Not much action at the duck pond today. Thought I fed 6 ducks but turns out it was just the same duck wearing 6 different disguises