birthdays are weird when you get old. wife asked me what i wanted to do and i actually said i was planning to work. something has clearly gone terribly wrong. anyway i'm 47 now, let the Hitman jokes commence

a ranked breast growth competition

mormon missionary who was outside my front door just as I got back from the vet was nice, but you could see his "oh no the person in this house has transed gender" panic in his eyes either that or he was desperately trying not to stare at my tits

taking the kitten for her booster shots to the same vet where we said goodbye to our sweetest pup on friday. i am sure i will be Fine

had to say goodbye to the sweetest most adorable most loving pup I've ever known today in absolute bits crying my eyes out right now

It's Wednesday and that means it's time for the next chapter of The Tower! It's been slow-burn transition story up till now but not any more! Therese has a Very Important conversation with Riley, and Riley is forced to confront some things. Some *gender* things. www.scribblehub.com/read/1958646...

You gotta be a little bit in love with your friends, it's what they deserve

You got today and tomorrow to cms before I close them again ♡ Thank you ~

huh it just occurred to me did you know that The Tower is technically a magical force-fem story? i mean, i never thought of it that way but that's undeniably what's happening. Well! READ MY MAGICAL FORCED FEMINIZATION NOVEL HERE! (and repost this maybe)

Riley is a boy who steps through a portal into an endless crumbling city on a dying world at the end of time, and is recruited into a magical school that operates out of the massive Tower in the middle of the city. www.scribblehub.com/series/19586...

just had the news that my PR application was confirmed - i'm officially canadianish!

i need to move but kitten is snuggling on my chest how dare she be so adorable

why do we not have banana muffins in the house this is honestly transphobic

It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs 📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER! Watch Now!! 📺 www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...

idk man I'm just sick of waking up everyday and finding four hundred assholes on here are sharing screen shots from transphobes - often not even particularly famous or influential ones - on twitter being transphobes. genuinely logging in less and less because I just cba with it any more.

Me watching Alien for the first time "no-one would be silly enough to get that close to a pulsating alien looking egg". Meanwhile cavers poke the world's largest spiderweb to see what happens

Let's explore the wasteland of MISERY Come hangout twitch.tv/catgirlfingies & youtube.com/@catgirlfingies

old man making friends with the new kid

yeah pretty much same lol

Ko Fi Commissions are open again! We are back on the Blorbo sketches. Currently 4 slots and can order up to 1 more person per slot! More examples in my art tag :3 #ellystrations #commissions #ffxivart #sketch ko-fi.com/elwing_ffxiv...

just had a sleepy kitten nap on my face for an hour. how are your mornings going?

Death averted.

the little trilling chirps petunia makes while she's hunting are identical to the ones from the dilophosaurus just before she eats Dennis Nerdy I am a little worried about being stuck in here with her

all tuckered out after an exciting day of hiding from her moms

I'm running the Valencia marathon in 6 weeks and i've decided to use the occasion to help boost the trans healthcare fundraisers of legends @deeboom.bsky.social and @sapphicalui.bsky.social Any amount of money and any shares massively appreciated 🙏🖤❤️ Ty Ty gofund.me/24190224a

a hundred years ago, in january of 2025, i discovered a way to survive. it was this: completely immerse myself in positive, upbeat, trans-affirming wish fulfillment fantasies. so i read non stop for months. and then i exhausted my favorite author's wish fulfillment fantasies. i reread them.

good morning petunia aww what a nice way to wake up thank you for my nose kis- OW OW STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING

bluesky, meet petunia 🥰🥰🥰

ok so I think I still prefer the blue but definitely happy with this colour also I think I look cute! I'll be 47 in a month and it definitely doesn't feel like it

why. why is the dog yelling before 5am. i mean i was awake already (since 3! yay!) but still a bit rude

like... a 5? except when i TRY to be intimidating, then it's a 2 or 3 at most

almost posted something sincere and heartfelt. narrow escape for all of you tbh

Drone Kink but you're all just cosplaying as Orokin-era Warframes

why are trauma blorbos so much easier to write than happy (only slightly traumatised) ones? very unfair

Oof. Rejection-sensitive dysphoria is one of those fun little autistic traits that I could do without.

the dog has once again insisted it is time to get up, and so I am definitely going back to bed for extra sleep tho now she's taken care of

uh. uhhh. yeah MAYBE it's like this SOMETIMES (all the time)

installing linux and jesus h christ it's a headache trying to get past secure boot on an alienware desktop

been up for half an hour already. I should not be up. it is not yet 3am. stupid fuckin nightmare

"your fanfic is longer than Way of Kings, I think that's enough practice, time to start an original novel" yeah probably but it's so close to the endddd~ I just want to get it done

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

so it's NOT about being polite after all

spent a bunch of time in the baldur's gate 3 toolkit yesterday creating a mod that puts a bag full of salami on the nautiloid, so i can do a playthrough where I use sausages as my only weapons time well spent imo

Here's an artsy animation of me playing both bass and drums, just 2 tracks. I call it the Synesthesia Bass Harmonic Warmup, aka "The Mechanism" .

Glasgow Gender Clinic now has a waiting time of 224 years. The average across the UK is now 25 years. This segregated system isn’t working and is wasting millions. The NHS has been told time and again - informed consent now.

i shouldn't have set myself the challenge of writing a legit poem in the middle of my ridiculous fanfic but i did it and now the chickens have come home to roost

human sex hormones are lifesaving medication etc etc etc but i also think you should just be allowed to play with them without having to ask for permission first. what’s the fucking point of a cyberpunk dystopia where you can’t even impulse buy some cross-sex hormone therapy at the gas station

awake at 4 again love that for me