You put a girl twice her size (in all directions) in front of her and expect it to lead to anything short of this? I thought we were smarter than that, come on!

Why are people so obsessed with their OCs “doing well online” what a weird fucking metric dude if you’re not happy with your oc bc they’re not popular uhhhhhhhhhhh why are you making ocs. OCs are for yourself and anyone lucky enough to share your taste?

What if I just fuckin change the hairstyle huh what if I just do that

..What? How else do you spend valentine's day anyway? If anything, she's got two! (they're both her hands) (she's ambidextrous for beating it)

..What? How else do you spend valentine's day anyway? If anything, she's got two! (they're both her hands) (she's ambidextrous for beating it)

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Some would say this is her best angle! ✨ ..Others would say this is the last thing they see before death but that's neither here nor there.

Some would say this is her best angle! ✨ ..Others would say this is the last thing they see before death but that's neither here nor there.

Try #2, except she's getting eee～eextra ready for some truly hellish times coming. Don't worry though, there may not be enough rubbers for everyone, but the meat is fr— [YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED FOR VIOLATION OF TERMS OF SERVICE]

"Let me give you business advice, fat little steam man." Says guy whose entire business was made as competition and yet Valve won't even look his way.

Didn't think I'd post this month? ...Me too actually. Its been a little difficult lately. Won't divulge details unless I absolutely cannot put stuff together though.

Try #2, except she's getting eee～eextra ready for some truly hellish times coming. Don't worry though, there may not be enough rubbers for everyone, but the meat is fr— [YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED FOR VIOLATION OF TERMS OF SERVICE]

🚨⚠️WARNING TO NSFW ARTISTS⚠️🚨 Paypal is once again trying to trap and harm NSFW artists and their customers. If you get this, do NOT use it. DO NOT GIVE REVIEWS. Paypal is looking for any excuse to lock your account and keep the money you have saved up.

I had a banger idea for a thing and then I forgot it immediately

Sure she invented a whole new form of hypnosis, it's even going on global scale, just make sure to stare reee～eaal hard at the swinging slab of meat before you do ev— [YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED FOR VIOLATION OF TERMS OF SERVICE]

...vember.

I WISH I COULD SHOW THE OTHER ONE I MADE WITHOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME HERE MAN UGHHGHGHGUHG

Sure she invented a whole new form of hypnosis, it's even going on global scale, just make sure to stare reee～eaal hard at the swinging slab of meat before you do ev— [YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED FOR VIOLATION OF TERMS OF SERVICE]

I gotta stop being horribly bedridden sick every 2 weeks that'd be fuckin awesome actually

Yea an hour 45 drunken, exasperated tirade about how "Miss Piggy is a baddie, actually" in vc w/ 4 other people is exactly how I spent a chunk of my afternoon why do you ask

look man just cause I 'can' wake up and say some shit like "damn I wanna turn an innie into an outie" full voice cause there's no one else home this week doesn't mean I should be voicing shit like this out loud cause people are gonna start thinking I'm fucking insane should this become a habit

Hope she didn't love that choker, cause getting your throat worn like a 𝘱𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦 for that long cannot be good for these kinds of accessories. . . 🥴💕

My brain's been circling back to that one picture of a Creeper saying Steve won't kick the foopy with him for days and honestly I think I might need a lobotomy

Hope she didn't love that choker, cause getting your throat worn like a 𝘱𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦 for that long cannot be good for these kinds of accessories. . . 🥴💕

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

✨ Insufferable show-off. ✨

Fat girl fall but it's spring for me it's truly over

✨ Insufferable show-off. ✨

Okay am I on something or is this just actually as both funny and hot as I'm thinking it is

New kissing booth's grand opening in the middle of S9. Oddly enough it doesn't really cost anything, it's all for the sake of her knowing how many colors of lip-gloss she can gather before it starts to look all smudgy and uniform. What'cha waiting for? Color up those snoggers and... get snoggin'! 💋

The government doesn't want you to know that pregnant sex is actually based hot and should be written more instead of just "breeding" and then that's that

Oh the brain ain't good today how the fuck do you just get out-of-control horny on a wednesday man control yaself

New kissing booth's grand opening in the middle of S9. Oddly enough it doesn't really cost anything, it's all for the sake of her knowing how many colors of lip-gloss she can gather before it starts to look all smudgy and uniform. What'cha waiting for? Color up those snoggers and... get snoggin'! 💋

OFFICE LADY

Always hilarious to be writing w/ someone and they have to contain both their whiplash and express their character's when Bai's rotted-out zoomer brain interjects with some stupid shit like "chat I might be cooked" in the middle of a conversation whether it's serious or not

Wouldn't really count as a tiger if she wasn't carnivorous anyway.

Please don't come a-knockin' when she's straightening out some bunny's guts until they're fit like her own personal jerksleeve... or do I guess, if you're into like watching and stuff! 😏

Always remember: when stuck between a rock and a plush, soft place you can't help but wanna grope-maul until your hands cramp, you can /always/ turn someone into a cute lil pumpdoll if you have the brain-scrambling means to! 🍥💕

Always remember: when stuck between a rock and a plush, soft place you can't help but wanna grope-maul until your hands cramp, you can /always/ turn someone into a cute lil pumpdoll if you have the brain-scrambling means to! 🍥💕

This lil creature is Deceased™

Who cares about this white boy summer shit when the real deal is clearly hot Bai summer where she forgets to tie her bottoms properly and her junk's in danger to never fit into pants again and stuff? 🏖️🍆

WOMAN BOTTOM TEXT

Please don't come a-knockin' when she's straightening out some bunny's guts until they're fit like her own personal jerksleeve... or do I guess, if you're into like watching and stuff! 😏

...Okay let's see if bluesky turns my shit into black squares again this time.

Who cares about this white boy summer shit when the real deal is clearly hot Bai summer where she forgets to tie her bottoms properly and her junk's in danger to never fit into pants again and stuff? 🏖️🍆

[aggressively tapping your forehead] HELLO IS THIS SEAT TAKEN

hello its been a hot second the past 2 months have not been kind to my body or my mind but I'm still alive enough to not fake the opposite

[aggressively tapping your forehead] HELLO IS THIS SEAT TAKEN

Some of yall may not be talking the same shit as me and that's okay, I ain't talking """fat""" with hourglass waist I need me a bitch actually FAT (250lbs+)

Animation done for @yunowhatitis.bsky.social ! ! ! (Thenkyu pookie for letting me practice on tiger lady,,,)