This is what the internet is for.

Tried to make a slideshow for my oldest's high school graduation, and now I'm an emotional wreck.

HE JUST WANTS SOME GRAPES!!!

Has anyone re-adopted Flickr as an instagram alternative? It was one of my favorite social media sites many years ago, and i would love to extricate myself from as much of meta as possible.

Tigers have to be the animal with the most other animals named after them.

Still not used to my daughter's bylines popping up in my feed. Very cool, and super proud, obviously, but also very weird!

I think of Revolver and The Bends in similar terms in that their last tracks both feel like these exponential leaps forward that will shape music for the next decade.

Legitimately asking — what did they expect to happen?

Nature is healing. The Conchords are returning.

Last night my daughter was at the David Byrne concert for the pitch while I was trying to convince my half-naked uncle to take his antipsychotic meds while surrounded by police on his front lawn.

My comic creator dream died when I realized all the professional cartoonists I got to know personally either lived like college kids or had a spouse with a full-time job who provided insurance and benefits.

It should be illegal to not have any day games during the week.

“Cags has some of the hottest balls in baseball.” Rex Hudler

TOMORROW NIGHT! It's time to celebrate 10 years of Analog Sunday! What does @elijahlafollette.bsky.social have ins tore for us? Be at the Stray Cat Film Center starting at 6:30 to find out!

ICE picked up the owner of our neighborhood restaurant. I sat with him & his partner for a profile a couple weeks ago & I'm fucking gutted. I hate it here. www.gofundme.com/f/support-vi...

Walking around the garden.

The best 90s alt rock band on 2026 is called ROCKET, and I'm obsessed! youtu.be/BMFWEEbFrgY?...

Update: He is now selling AI generated sobriety journals and recovery worksheets! Which of the 12 steps is "Brand Creation" ???

Y'all ever looked at a cemetery on google maps? Wild stuff.

When you become a parent you swear you won't traumatize them the same way you were, but then have the gall to be annoyed when they aren't neurotic in the same ways as you.

I made us a gif #Royals #FountainsUp

Physical copies of my books ‘Goat & Sheep by the Well’ and ‘Driven by Lemons (2nd Edition)’ are now available on @johnporcellino.bsky.social ’s Spit and a Half online store - www.spitandahalf.com/product-tag/...

Then what happened?

Lions are like what if cats were dogs.

Having to go into work as a grown-ass man in my mid-forties and say, "My grandma died." makes me feel twelve years old.

10 years of Magnetic Magic celebrated at the church of Analog Sunday www.thepitchkc.com/10-years-of-...

Anyone else lose the royals feed???

I just saw this posted on Facebook and think it’s amazing! The Royals offer up to 100 tickets per home game in exchange for new or gently used children’s book. I know how expensive going to a game can be and is out of some people’s budget(especially when they don’t know how to find the cheap seats)

Having our roadways littered with dead animals is dystopian shit.

Right now baseball is a load-bearing emotional support structure.

Here’s the second concert my daughter has covered for @thepitch.bsky.social. Ridiculously proud of her, check it out. www.thepitchkc.com/rising-pop-a...

My body is in baseball scarcity consumption mode.

"John Green publishes first adult novel." Maybe people need to think of a better way to phrase that?

The Last Boy Scout (199) dir Tony Scott

Why wasn’t this game called when it started raining again in the 6th?

What do we lose when the last prairie dandelion dies in Kansas City? I found a single individual in 2026.

Have fun out at the k today, not jelly at all.

My 18 yo daughter was just blasting pavement and complaining about “tiktok music for 13 year olds,” Is it possible she’s a 45 year old man?

Happy Opening Day! ⚾ #Royals LET'S GO ROYALS 👏👏 👏👏👏 HEY HEY HEY HEY

Waking up in farm country can be fun. You get to google if you have a murder or a conspiracy in your backyard… Birds are fun!

maybe baseball will fix my mental health!!

I don’t mind the design, but fundamentally hate city connect unis that are outside of a team’s established colors. Have to see the cap and pants.

When I saw the pumpkins, Billy Corgan stopped a few seconds into "Today" so that he could admonish the crowd for not being enthusiastic enough.

As a professional artist and baseball fanatic, I am probably the best person on earth to judge the game's aesthetics. So in honor of Opening Day, I present my 78th annual baseball uni power rankings.(I'm excluding the Royals because I cannot be unbiased.)

Yay, it's Opening Day! Now I just need to wait 3 more days for my team to play...

Had pick 1-1 in my draft last night. Probably should have taken Ohtani, but I couldn't leave Baseball Bob behind.

The most perplexing thing to me about this goo goo dolls “what were you like in the 90s?” trend is that people have all of these pictures of themselves from the 90s?

How is kale FOUNTAIN not a Royal???

My son: “Dad, let’s watch through all the Star Wars movies!” Me: “Sure, that would be fun.” Son: “ALL of the Star Wars movies.” Me: