deeply lactose intolerant but want an entire cheese pizza

There are two wolves inside of me. One of them believes the only way out of this is by taking the fight to the streets, and the other thinks part of the plan with these raids is to instigate resistance that can be met with greater force.

When after dinner doodles with the kids get political.

Always funny in these cult documentaries when they start talking about the fringe teachings of this dangerous leader, but it’s just mainstream evangelical dogma.

Psst... we don't have to call January 6th an "attempted" coup anymore. It worked!

Cool that we're going to finally get the X-Men in their comic book costumes now that all of the actors are in their 50s!

How many times are we as a culture going remake UNFORGIVEN?

I haven’t seen this mentioned elsewhere, but one of the big justifications for this w my maga family and coworkers is Venezuela’s supposed role in “stealing” the 2020 election. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I drew this many years before the recent Jack Black movie.

This was one of the first Christmas cards I published.

Free band name - “The Extra Devils”

I drew this in 2016, and now it's not really even a joke...

I am not above a good pun. I am also not above a bad one.

"Much of the menu at 1587 Prime reads like magnetic poetry for people with expense accounts." The King has returned.

Playing Godzilla: Tokyo Clash with the kids. It’s a great looking game, but the rules are so vaguely written you basically have to just wing it.

Wow, I'm already getting ads for that Disney AI app.

I'd imagine being a walking, talking snowman to be a Cronenbergian existence.

Me, stranded in the Arctic, wrapped in my sleeping bag, clinging to any last echo of heat to survive. *Sticks out one bare foot * "Perfect."

I saw Starz had a deal for a whole year at $12, so i bit. Opened up the app and immediately realized I wasted $12.

For better or for worse, the real answer is “Friends in Low Places.”

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: Paul McCartney Green Day Bright Eyes Dolly Parton Smashing Pumpkins

Get ready for a heaping helping of cinematic turkeys this Thanksgiving! 🦃 The #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon is back and for the first time features episodes from Seasons 11 & 12 via our Double Troubled Features Marathon starting 11/27 at 3 am ET / 12 am PT on the MST3K channel.

Researching Warhammer sets for my son’s Christmas present.

My son has finally started reading The Hobbit, so I'm also doing a re-read, and I am in Dad heaven.

Cleaning in my closet, and found a few fun old Royals shirts from seasons’ past. As meager as the 2000s were for us, i truly loved some of these teams.

A movie that takes place where you're from —

That’s me in the corner That’s me in the spotlight

I love her, but she makes watching movies difficult.

Forty years ago today the single greatest artistic inspiration of my life premiered in newspapers for the first time.

Whom amongst us hasn't accidentally chopped up a journalist that was writing inflammatory stories about regime?

So... The Epstein Files are: 1. A Democrat Hoax 2. That mainly implicates Dems. 3. It should be released. 4. But not unless Trump is forced. 5. Because he knew nothing about sex trafficking. 6. Except they stopped being friends because Epstein's a sicko. Is that right?

I liked the movie quite a bit, but was not on board with this change.

On this day in 1911, John Jordan "Buck" O'Neil was born in Carabelle, FL. It's hard to say whether I've ever seen a better ambassador for the game (especially the Negro Leagues) in my lifetime, though I doubt it. Here's a color study of the man with the Kansas City Monarchs in 1948.

Art by • Daniel Porta

Happy Birthday to Buck O'Neil. This is a shirt I designed back in 2006 or 2007 when there were a lot of Negro League players on the ballot, and we were trying to build momentum for his candidacy. It's a real shame he wasn't elected in his lifetime.

Here's my painting of The Creature and his friend #Frankenstein

MORE BIRDS!!!

May we all live our lives in ways that mean the world's most notorious child sex-trafficker can never say, "you see, I know how dirty they are."

The sky is even more beautiful than usual tonight. We’ve never been able to see the lights this far south before!

Hello, today is a great day to write to @royals.com and ask them to not partner with JK Rowling, funding her transphobia (lawsuits, etc). My letter is down thread of the quoted post if you need help with words. Include sources if you're making a claim, and remain polite/calm. We have time still.

What the hell???

Top ten of 2025 so far.

The spooky spirit lingers on! This Saturday, #MMRentals and @unioncemeterykc.bsky.social are teaming up to bring you a night of autumnal analog horror for all ages in a beloved historic KC cemetery: Tapes & Tombstones featuring Once Upon A Midnight Scary (1979) and Horror Hotel (1970)!

It's honestly incredible the democrats failed to capitalize on the shutdown while the president was building a literal gilded ballroom. Couldn't ask for better framing, and they just folded.

If you see this, post your bird art. I like birds.

I don’t know if any moment in a song destroys me as much as the last breath kurt takes before the final line in Where Did You Sleep. It’s such a raw visceral performance, and that last breath can’t help but remind me of all the ones he didn’t get to take.