#vss365 #vssdaily The oven is #timed to 5 minutes and 40 seconds. A 13-inch large pizza takes 1 minute to enter the oven and 1 min to exit. The minimum cook #time for a pizza is 7 mins 40 seconds. That gives me 2 minutes 20 seconds to serve you inside 10 mins. And I do it every. fucking. day.

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More #birds #birdy #cockatiel #catastrophe

Twitter's new feature that reveals where accounts originate doesn't reveal many surprises.

Oldie, but increasingly relevant

#vss365 #vssdaily He knew some people focus on "what if" such that it's like it happened. "What if something?!" can be as real as if it is, even if it isn't. So when she questioned him about something that didn't happen, and he said how the fuck is that #relevant, he'd already lost the argument.

More #photos of my #birdies ... And yes I am utterly sick of caturday bullshit so get prepared for #cockatiel #catastrophe ...

Say hello to the newest members of the PizzaDude Collective .. Mango and Tango the #cockatiels Hand tamed #birds

Internet erupts as MAGA influencers exposed for being based in other countries www.rawstory.com/maga-foreign...

🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!! 🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

Source: Al Jazeera search.app/C7NFx Good. Put xi back in his box. Japan is not acting alone. #taiwan #japan #fuckchina

Makes as much sense as this goofy peace plan!

For the people who are done pretending…

Desr @bsky.app .. #nocats #hidecats #idontgiveafuckaboutcats #hideallcatsbutton ... And to everyone who thinks "cats domesticated themselves" - I'm an anthropologist and no they absolutely fucking did not. . Just give me a goddamn "block cats" button...

#vss365 #vssdaily It was impossible for humans to break the hold of gravity until the Wright brothers achieved it. It was impossible to break atomic particles until Einstein achieved it. It was impossible for a rapist pumpkin to be USA president. .."possible" and #achievable are not the same.

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Apparently #trump threatened to sue anyone who showed this. . Come at me donnie diapers .. theofficialurban.substack.com/p/whats-the-...

Trump: What's the Deal? (Full 1991 BANNED Documentary) The film was commissioned in 1988 by Leonard Stern. Donald threatened to sue any broadcaster or distributor that took on the film. It was screen only twice & subsequently suppressed. theofficialurban.substack.com/p/whats-the-...

Source: Fortune search.app/KAgYV So we've gone from "next year" to "within 5 years" and now "10-20 years" #ai #bullshit

Naming names: Epstein emails.

#vss365 #vssdaily Hey what's the word for something that's not #measurable properly? - Immeasurable. ..riightt.. - Problem? Well it's not that it can't be measured, it's just that he says 6 inches when it's only 4, so it is #measurable, he's just lying about it. - hmmm > Trump Derangement Syndrome?

Official #petition to rename #travishead > #Boony for all future #cricket #ashes #australia games.

Well well well .. we just splattered #england inside 2 days at the first #ashes #test .. looks like Travis Head can play bazball better than any of Baz's players .. #ausvengland

#quiet #piggy #fuck #trump

#vssdaily #vss365 The word of the day is #specific! - ok, and what do they specifically want us to do with it? Write a story - about what? Anything! - that's not very specific. Well what do you want? - they could say you have to write specifically about two people arguing over the word specific..?

"When Trump instinctively sides with the bloody autocrat who flatters him over the American journalist who holds him politely to account, he doesn’t even seem to realize he’s doing anything outlandish." Someone has to: www.thebulwark.com/p/the-epstei...

EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.

#vss365 #vssdaily Once upon a midnight dreary While I pondered weak and weary How this story wastes it's time A raven came! There! That's the rhyme! A black bird sitting on the door Reminds the writer of Lenore And what #action will he do about it? Exactly nothing! Complete bullshit. . 😎

Seems like muckey has a lot more in common with his daughter than he lets on 😜

This has nothing to do with #gender or #masculinity, and everything to do with #insecurity . Practitioners of this approach are no more male than the tate/epstein morons who pay to "dominate" underage slaves. . Once you know you're enough, you're enough. theconversation.com/the-rise-of-...

#vssdaily #vss365 Success and failure are not binary #options. For example, apple did not fail to make a VR headset that the general public wanted to "buy" and use. Instead, they successfully created a VR headset the general public can use for FREE to identify fucking morons wearing them..!

#freetaiwan www.japantimes.co.jp/commentary/2...

We're following the Tom Holland Umbrella rule. When you see the link to the Anthropic copyright settlement site, repost it.

And one of them owes $1500 per act of plagiarism. #fuckai

Ruin them! From @mollycrabapple.bsky.social: “Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work. Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim” secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/

This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever read. 48 words with absolutely no meaning. . I think an achievement of this magnitude should be #celebrated #science #ai #writing

It's the First Annual.. United Nations! Award for Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Peacefulness!!!!

sherwood.news/markets/bitc... #bitcoin #shitcoin #crypto #ponzi .. Once it gets under $900 it will still be overvalued by $900 ... It's an empty phantasm that is 20 years old and has absolutely no use. Fuck it off. It's just another nft.

#vss365 #vssdaily .. ok I'm stealing this bit .. - Hey look everyone! I just invented a negative #reality inversion machine. . Why does it look like a toaster? . - No it's a negative reality inversion machine. Look. Bread goes in, and.. . And out comes toast. . -yeah! Right?! #youngones 4eva

Rarely do you find some genuinely cool shit when sipping the social meads while you should be asleep ... But this is actually awesome. Huzzah.

I totally forgot to post about this huge leak from Chinese government linked infosec company KnownSec (a name that makes me think of 2013 Anonymous more than anything else). www.techradar.com/pro/data-bre...

@dailyhaikuprompt.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy #rake and/or #ants ... Let's roll ! A #rake is a cad Which means a scoundrel, or lad He just wants some fun Looking at the #ants From above, his view askance People below, dance