Stressed Out Christmas Shopper Can't Find Car. Blames Fog Of War.

The results of Trump’s MRI…

I need up my fucking game.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Can I have some of your Thanksgiving food?

I get it now...top 5 movie genres Rich people are fucked up Nosy bitches save the day Dialogue not faces The plan runs afoul The 'burbs

Top 5 movie genres are: Bad dads. On the run from Johnny Law. Cast of thousands having a ball. Women constrained by their time period. REVENGE.

I miss Dean Smith so much.

What are you thankful for?! Simon's Cat and Kitten are thankful for their friends and treats. 🥧🦔😽

I love her so much.

I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.

Find someone who loves you as much as J.D. Salinger loved italics.

Coco Gauff, with the help of the USTA, matched her $3 million earnings for winning the 2023 U.S. Open to renovate tennis courts at Joe W. Brown Park in New Orleans. Coco dropped in for a surprise visit. This one kid was serious about making his moment count. Look at the concentration!

Hey you

As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.

Ruth Powers Ortlieb, Bird on Thermos Bottle (oil on canvas, c. 1939)

Roger Brown, Celebration of the Uncultivated—A Garden of the Wild (detail) (oil on canvas, 1980)

i have something to say

As J.R. Ewing, Texan Larry Hagman was the only actor to appear in all 357 episodes of "Dallas." I only mention it because Larry died 13 years ago today, on Nov. 23, 2012. He was 81 years old.

Genius

Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad:

It’s the son he always wanted

Only 50 years....

gif that pops up when I type my name

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

Methodology

This is the real Charlotte's web

Top 5 movie genres are: Heist Comedy Weird Psychological suspense Horror

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month

This is me at 15. I’m a child. I’m a CHILD.

I was getting this feeling and I think Saeed hit it right on the head. We need to remember the victims every damn day.

de minaur seeing he plays Jannik next

"America, are you seriously not picking up what I’m putting down? I’m old enough to remember when everyone was like 'believe Black women.'" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wit...

Alcaraz d. Musetti 6-4 6-1 at the ATP Finals in Turin Carlos goes 3-0 and finishes 1st in the Jimmy Connors Group ✅70th win of 2025 ✅Won 55 of last 59 matches ✅16th top 10 win of 2025 A lot on the line in this one As always, Carlos delivers 🇪🇸

Going to read…Maybe for three hours…maybe for 10 minutes…you never know…lol. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️📚

it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it

Y'all @sgj.bsky.social likes my writing! I mean it was a silly 3 word reply, but that's something. I got more where that came from 😂

A real president does this. Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸

get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like 1. Horror movies)books 2. Poetry 3. Pets (60% dogs/ 40 % cats) 4. Listening to loud music with the car windows down 5. Public libraries 6. Ice cream 7. Jackson Lamb 8.Helping people 9. Getting shit done 10. Funny memes/reels

This is catchy AF.

Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Karin Hosono.

"Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them.” —Frederick Douglass, speaking to Senate Democrats