Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

Too busy cultivating a Daddy look to clean my mirror. Who’s going to be a good boy and clean for me?

Dude. You’re super cute but you’re wearing sunglasses in the bar at 1 AM. I need more than your insistence that you’re sober and consenting before I fuck you. You need to ACTUALLY be sober and consenting. I’ll take this as my sign it’s time to go home (alone, thank you very much.)

I need a buddy under my desk to keep me entertained while I suffer through these meetings. How about it, Champ?

Him: “You’re hot. You look like my uncle.” Me: “Cool. I too grew up with a hot uncle.” Him: “He used to sneak into my room at night and fondle me.” Me: “You might want to talk to a therapist about that.”

“I know that beer can destroyer from a mile away” - FB testimonial

Sexy leather suspenders to wear socially coming soon. Just working through some minor fit issues. Looking and feeling good except the armpit to pants strap is too long for my trunk.

Grrrrrr 🐻

It’s all yours, champ. Go to town.

Have to roll my eyes whenever a handsome man chats me up online and suddenly it’s “I just moved to town for work.” 5 minutes later “I do [job that wouldn’t require moving] and crypto trading.” Cool, good for you GPS spoofing scammer. Welcome to the block list.

While anonymous cum dump situations aren’t my thing (I like faces I can kiss, chests and bellies to rub, etc.) I still feel slightly excluded when they state “must cum quickly” or the like. I rarely cum quickly. Not a humble brag, it’s annoying becoming increasingly feral and just wanting to cum.

I met a very handsome gentleman visiting from outside the US at Western Exposure. Broad shoulders, bull chest, and massive traps covered in soft jet black hair. Soft full lips perfect for kissing as we embraced and felt each others bodies until he dropped to his knees and took me in his mouth.

My feeling when a bear was laying next to me, looked me in the eyes, and called me “slut” with a straight face. I’m sure he meant well but not into degradation. Spin some humor into it or just don’t use pejoratives, thanks.

One thing about being at an event where you almost never wear clothes is you never have your mobile on you and almost never take photos. Plus being respectful of others exposure, of course. Which is a roundabout way of saying I need to describe the salacious goings on because the photos don’t exist.

Weekend of debauchery and all I’m thinking about is how this guy, Jordan, gave absolutely the best hugs. I didn’t even so much as see him naked! 😂

I am clearly in a top space this trip. Polar bears, gingers, pups, daddies, cubs, no one with a beard is safe this weekend.

The bears have certainly been friendly and accommodating so far at Western Exposure…

Having a ride share driver end a ride with “sleep well, sexy” as I exit the car was an amusing cap to the day.

Had a weird ass dream that some tacky ass idiot showed up at a party dressed as a “sexy” ICE agent and it became a whole confrontation and somehow the people offended by the costume were in the wrong and kicked out? If anyone is thinking of doing this, please just don’t.

So, what you’re saying is that I’m hot enough that people can look past the crazy for a little while. 😂 www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc...

When coffee enemas were all the rage, why didn’t they capitalize on the marketing opportunities? The best part of waking up Is Folger’s in your butt!

Was refreshing my knowledge on best ways to get lube out of sheets and encountered an amusing misunderstanding where someone thought people were putting lube on animals because someone mentioned Dawn detergent and its use in cleaning gunk off wildlife.

A little harness action, just for fun.

I would put money on this phrase having never been uttered before.

How’s that view working for you, champ?

Woohoo, bookings made for Western Xposure. A little Palm Springs vacay.

Caught the goods looking pretty thick last night and took a snap.

A good time was had with hairy bears to snog. Came home well kissed and smelling of musky burly boys.

Sometimes I wonder if the cute furry cubby vet tech thinks I’m stalking him. When I come in, I want to say “I swear my dog really is falling apart. Seeing your lush beard and the dark hair spilling out of your scrubs is just a small comfort the universe gives me for caring for my old disabled dog.”

PSA: Grabbing a stranger’s shoulder in a non-kink environment and barking “eyes over here!” isn’t the hot come on you think it is. Even in a D/s kink environment that would be fucking ballsy to do to a complete stranger without so much as a shared glance for preamble.

Just how fat is this #FCF? Let’s find out.

All boned up and nowhere for it to go.

Slightly diminutize a song. I Might Be (495 Miles) by The Asserters

I feel like I should be taking a photo chomping on a cigar and wearing nothing but a bulldog harness and a jockstrap. For…reasons.

Idea for a feeder event: Hungry Hungry Himbos

I’m too lazy to make novel new content, but also feel like participating. Let’s go back to the beginning for this #FCF

Absolutely railed a furry bull this week (and vice versa. 😉😈) Best part was when he got up for a piss break, I rolled over on my back to relax a bit. He came back and straddled me, letting me rub his firm hairy muscle gut as I looked at his rugged face blissed out fucking himself with my cock.

Went out to trivia last night. Didn’t play trivia but did make out with a visiting muscle bear and fondled his leaky uncut cock, coating my palm in his precum. Precum he then licked off my hand before I could, but not to worry we’ll be meeting later this week for a more private interaction.

Having a buddy ghost me left me in a state, so I took the opportunity to continue reading @coachbeardadbod.bsky.social’s Coach and Cubby saga. After a leisurely session of story in one hand and toy in the other, I blew all over those silicone walls. Buddy doesn’t know what he missed.

In my head, I’m in a nebulous mid 30s-40s demographic. I constantly forget that age gaps exist and that I might come off as creepy or fetishizing when I show interest in someone who is technically young enough to be my child. Something about being over 50, I guess?

Imagine you on your back with your legs over my shoulders or bent over the side of the bed. Me alternating between pushing deep in your hole stretching it out and teasing by just giving you the first inch or so.

I’d been fantasizing about making a polar bear moan while I fucked my load deep inside him and the universe provides.

Another holiday naked and alone in the pool.

Picture this: A dungeon with the aesthetic of a white woman’s insta. Everything is in warm dark grays. “Eat. Bate. Fuck.” is painted on a piece of shiplap. A ceramic bowl full of leather twine balls sits on a tasteful coffee table next to the leather couch. The sling has perfect feng shui.

This was a first for me. I was at a party, got out of the pool to take a piss, and a cub drank it up because they were impatient to get my cock in their mouth. One does like to see a happy boy and recycling is good, right? 😉

Not daddy as in “do what I say, boy” Daddy as in “ l want to encourage you to be your best self, teach you some things, and fuck the sadness out of you every once and a while”

A recent train of thought: 1. See a handle that is some variation of “hungbear” 2. Wonder what is the criteria to legitimately be hung. 3. Derails into musical shenanigans. 🎶What is hung? Baby don’t hurt me…🎵

Thinking dirty thoughts about things @coachbeardadbod.bsky.social has shared recently. I love how this toy expands and relaxes as I use it. Imagine that’s your hole being stretched and relieved as my fat dick pleasures you.

Come get your wet willy, boys.

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